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Michael Bischoff

@mbishky.bsky.social
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Sports fan. Sicko. BYU alum. Trying to figure out if I can still be an A's fan. Sacramento Kings and 49ers fan as well.

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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 3h
The team with the better record went 4-0 in the wild card series.
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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 3h
DO I
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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 4h
I just sat down to watch the game and this was what I saw so Tulsa UNT gets the full screen.
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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 13h
Tonight's formula picks New Mexico State by 18 Tulsa by 9 Steelers by 5
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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 13h
Tonight's formula picks New Mexico State by 18 Tulsa by 9 Steelers by 5
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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I mean the dunk is impressive but what's up with those jerseys?
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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've learned important things. Braums has holiday flavors and the trick or treat mix back.
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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bryce Harper might have just ended his team's season and that's hilarious
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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is depressingly accurate. Go Kings. I'm already tired.
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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The worst playoff team by record in the history of baseball that needed to use 3 pitchers before the 4th out of the game on a Tuesday afternoon before people are even off work says it's the fans fault.
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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Beginning this Thursday October 1st there's a game every day through November 30th
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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If I were a sports league scheduling my first game of the season featuring the reigning champion raising their banner versus the current betting favorite to win the championship, I probably wouldn't schedule it before 5 pm on the first day of the MLB playoffs.
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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I just started thinking about who is going to be the athlete or athletes to light the Olympic Cauldron in LA 2028. My vote would be Venus and Serena Williams.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Better things are possible.
Graphic with a quote from KAPOW Handbook, it reads: 

 “Cynicism is for losers.
We can build the world we want to see”

At the bottom, it displays the URL: https://kapow.works/handbook
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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This. Also the playoff committee won't meet for another month. According to the rankings that matter, no one is currently ranked because they haven't ranked anyone yet. The AP rankings don't actually exist. They're imaginary. Those numbers aren't real.
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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The dream of an under .500 division winner is nearly dead
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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The OKC Comets won their first ever Triple A Championship last night. The Championship has only existed since 2006 and OKC hosted for the 5 years but never made it to the title game when the game was still here.
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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trying to guess the MLB Wild Card schedule. I would go 12 pm White Sox vs AL West 3 pm Wild Card 3 vs Braves 6 pm Red Sox vs Yankees 9 pm Cubs vs Padres
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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I came into this season thinking that BYU's schedule had most of the tough teams early in the season and not much in the second half. But Arizona might not be good. TCU looked bad again. And UCF, Baylor and Cincy might all be good... So I might have had it exactly backwards.
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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Any day that Whit loses is a good day
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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Holy crap Tennessee
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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Texas's defense is going to drag this team to the national championship
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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We will have a division winner who is at best 81-81. Still a chance to get an 80-82 team into the playoffs
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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We were so close to starting this weekend off right
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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I've now got a quadbox with Indiana Northwestern, Calemson, BYU Volleyball, and Psych.
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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Navy has 42 seconds to try and drive the field
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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Chad Kelly really really tried to throw an interception that drive and Winnipeg finally caught one without committing a penalty
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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My CFB, Arca, CFL, CFB quadbox was an absolute beauty for the last 30 minutes
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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As this is BYU's off week for the season, I would love it if we got blood week this week.
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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Astros and Rangers both lost last night bringing their records to 78-80 meaning that we will at least tie for the worst record to win a division ever at 82-80.
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Andrew Fear 🎃 @andrewfleer.com · 24/09/2026
I don't give a single heck about a stranger's opinion on the "internet"

i'm way more interested in garlic bread

have you ever eaten fucking garlic bread?!

it's delicious

[Pictured is a dolphin wearing a headset next to desktop computer]
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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought this was easy. But I've now called all of my siblings and my parents and only my dad went 5 for 5. My mom and oldest sister both went 3 for 5, my youngest brother went 2 for 5, and my youngest sister and her husband teamed up and went 4 for 5.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i’m no hercule poirot but
“Outside” headline reads “She lived with 20 wild bears for 28 years. Then they found her clean-picked bones. What killed her is a mystery.”
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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Huge news! The UFL has announced their new locations. The two relocated teams are moving to Colorado Springs and Pawtucket Rhode Island in 2027 and the two expansion teams joining the league in 2028 will be in OKC and Sandy Utah. www.theufl.com/news/ufl-ent...
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UFL Enters Next Phase of Growth: Rhode Island and Colorado Join UFL in 2027
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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is me
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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Jameis Winston Taysom Hill rotation worked pretty well for the Saints that one season. And Taysom is a free agent right now
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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Again Jon just explains football in such a perfect way that everyone can understand.
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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Jon's explanation always helps me remember how this works
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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Andy Reid making sure a BYU player gets a touch in this game.
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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is me
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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think Caleb Williams tore his Achilles
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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Apparently I missed this last night. Colorado State had already issued an apology and printed out a written statement before the game was even over.
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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Kalani focusing on building karma by pulling the starters in the third quarter. Meanwhile Utah is running a fake punt in the fourth quarter while up 33-0.
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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
LJ Martin with a third TD in the first quarter. BYU up 21-7
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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lol LJ Martin is so good
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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
BYU wearing the white with navy trim. I think I like the white with navy more than the white with royal
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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
These Alabama receivers just love to catch the ball at the sticks and run backwards
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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Jimbo is currently sitting in the AD's office waiting room.
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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just a reminder that while SEC is being dumb, there's a great top 25 matchup in the ACC going on between SMU and Louisville
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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Matt Mitchell's SEC Roll call was so optimistic this week.
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