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Racoon Hail

@racoonhail.bsky.social
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Lover of all things nerdy and sports. Firmly believes LeBron is Basketball Thanos.

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Racoon Hail @racoonhail.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The sequence leading up to Sweden’s first goal is the most nuts soccer I have seen in a minute. Also the perfect sequence to top off with Telemundo‘s GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Obama paid 1.7 billion to Iran and that was supposedly bad but if I read this correctly Trump has agreed to pay Iran over 300 billion dollars lol
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
listening to Telemundo announcers roll the r's on Japanese names is delightful NAKAMURRRRRRRA
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Racoon Hail @racoonhail.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Why I think soccer (World Cup especially) is the best sport is that feeling I got when OG tipped in that ball at the end of game 4? Every goal by anybody feels like that.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
eating in mexico as a european has gotta be like hearing music for the first time
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 13/06/2026
Scotland plays in the World Cup tonight, crank it up to a million
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 13/06/2026
Baffling to see a USMNT performance this commanding. Can’t tell if we are WAY better than we thought or if Paraguay is complete basura.
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Haydon, frightfully @haydonmp.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The images of people taking selfies in front of the Kennedy center as they take his name off is a foreshadowing of the celebrations when it happens and the White House knows it.
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Racoon Hail @racoonhail.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The Telemundo broadcast if you don’t listen carefully makes you hear Kylo Ren instead of Cyle Larin.
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Star Demands More!
ALT: Star Demands More!
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Each member of the crew hates Lalas for different reasons Rebecca Lowe and Thierry Henry are used to working on high quality soccer TV shows and can’t believe how boorish and stupid and boring he is. And Zlatan is just like “I simply do not respect anything about this man, I yearn to destroy him”
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 12/06/2026
Zlatan fucking hates Alexi Lalas lmao
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
ok, all in for Mexico now
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Day one and I didn’t hear Alexi Lalas once, Telemundo, gracias
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Racoon Hail @racoonhail.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I don’t want it to happen because I also like Brunson winning it all but it would be absolutely hilarious if the Knicks got absolutely smoked while Trump was there. 100% all of New York would blame his ass.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/06/2026
Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the...
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 09/06/2026
Trump got called out on his lies? Time for his singnature move: a hissy fit
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
STEPHEN A. SMITH: “.. The brother wasn't awake. If it was that important for you to be there, why did you look like you were asleep? Didn't you call out former President Joe Biden, 'Sleepy Joe'? Well, what should we call you?” @espn.com
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Stephon Castle on any given play
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Kenny Mayne @kennymayne.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Everything he touches
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Keerthika Uthayakumar @keerthikau.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
They are now 0-1 when Donald Trump is in the building in the NBA Finals.
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Racoon Hail @racoonhail.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I don’t want it to happen because I also like Brunson winning it all but it would be absolutely hilarious if the Knicks got absolutely smoked while Trump was there. 100% all of New York would blame his ass.
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Colorado’s Republican primary for Governor continues to get national attention from comedy shows
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
The Western Hemisphere should never be allowed to host the World Cup. The whole point is to be able to get to work and watch soccer all day until I need to pick up my kids from summer camp. I should be watching Ghana-Uzbekistan at 9am.
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 08/06/2026
Okay this is the kind of World Cup content I’ve been waiting for.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I’m gonna be long dead if it ever happens again, the people drawn to managing the USMNT and who get the jobs are the dumbest fucking people alive
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 04/06/2026
Detector xkcd.com/3254/
4-panel comic. (1) [Person 1 with ponytail walking in with a second person. A third person with short hair stands behind a machine labeled “Detector” with a glowing green light for “detected” and a blank circle for “not detected.”] PERSON 1: Over there are our electron microscope, XRF scanner, and mass spectrometer. And this is our most sensitive detector. PERSON 2: What does it detect? (2) PERSON 1: Lots of stuff. Gas, dust, particles, light, radio waves, gamma rays, protons, neutrons, electrons, fields, forces, events, potentials, or states. (3) PERSON 2: I don’t understand. Aren’t most of those *always* present? PERSON 3: Yeah, it’s been saying “detected” continuously since we turned it on. (4) PERSON 2: What happens if it says “not detected”? PERSON 1: Oh gosh. PERSON 3: That would be pretty bad, I think.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 03/06/2026
Sunbeam xkcd.com/3253/
Comic. [Person 1 talking to a person with shoulder-length hair and a person with a white hat, gesturing to two tables with three chairs each, a window above shining light onto the floor in between them.] Let’s take the far table. The closer one will be in the sun soon. [caption] Astrophotography gives you exactly one extremely minor superpower.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/06/2026
Rep. Madeleine Dean: "What is true is that the president has lied about being on Epstein's plane, and the unredacted files prove that. There's a lot in here. It's all covered up."
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Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The low-hanging fruit is Blanche and maybe half a dozen others involved with the "fund." You campaign on putting them in prison, no one will stop you. "Intent to defraud," "two billion of your money to insurrectionists, crooks..." No one dares. That's how you get people used to the idea.
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Vidjagame Apocalypse @vgapocalypse.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
It's a new episode of VGA! We are joined by @lacquerware.bsky.social as we talk about our Top 5 Tiny Adventures! We then talk about 007, Lego Batman, and Mina the Hollower, as well as DQ news and the price of the Steam Deck going up. five.libsyn.com/show/episode...
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Spirit Tracks Link's Angry Expression
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The Peacock ads for the World Cup in Spanish should just be ¡Sin Alexi Lalas!
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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 29/05/2026
This is seriously fucked. Like for starters they’re using commercial web analytics that are in no way in line with federal privacy disclosure requirements…
Every webpage you load is making phone calls.
Not to people, but to servers around the internet, dozens per second, all invisible to you.
When I opened TrumpRx, I right-clicked the page, opened the browser's built-in inspector, and started reading the list. Mixed in with the routine traffic was a name I recognized:
PostHog. PostHog is a Silicon Valley analytics company whose entire business model is recording what visitors do on a website and reporting it back to whoever owns the site.
Mouse movements, clicks, scrolls, keystrokes. I had not typed anything. I had not clicked anything. I had just opened the page, and it was already on the phone with PostHog telling them about me.The recordings are not anonymized. IP addresses are not stripped. And the way it is configured, the data looks to your browser like it is going back to TrumpRx, but it is actually being forwarded behind the scenes to PostHog.
That is a technique used to slip past ad blockers by disguising where the data is really going, and it is not something I expected to find on a federal health website. So I went and looked at the other sites the studio had built. Real Food, the federal food policy site. Trump Accounts, the children's savings program. The studio's own homepage, ndstudio. gov. All of them had the same vendor, the same setup, IP addresses not stripped, the same forwarding trick. And onnot stripped, the same forwarding trick. And on ndstudio. gov alone, running alongside PostHog, was something someone had built entirely by hand. Five hundred and forty lines of custom JavaScript with a name embedded directly in the code: AutoMonitor. What it appears to do is rewire the part of the browser that handles how a page talks to the outside world, so that every conversation the page has with any server gets copied and forwarded to a private backend with no public presence. The studio has the structural ability to keep a copy of every recording as it passes through their infrastructure. I cannot prove they are keeping one. The pipe is built that way on purpose, and that is the part that matters.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
kind of looking forward to seeing if it can drop even lower tbh
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
55 POINTS 55 REBOUNDS 55 ASSISTS 55 BLOCKS
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Bobby Kogan @bbkogan.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Do we have a spending problem? I argue no. Short 🧵 Here's a graph of all program spending EXCEPT Social Security and Medicare from 1950-present (with projections through 2056). It's already way below average, moving towards historic lows. So clearly that part of the govt isn't a "problem."
All time low under Clinton. Current level lowest except for Clinton and Bush and Obama, but on track to be lowest except a single year under Clinton.
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Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Cooking whips ass. It's rewarding and therapeutic and everyone should strive to be at least decent at it.
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Tyler Parker @tylerparker.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Sidetalk’s gonna register on the Richter scale
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Gov Jared Polis told a Colorado Sun event that his decision to give clemency to Tina Peters "will be remembered fondly." He was later interrupted by protesters carrying an enormous banner reading EAT SHIT POLIS coloradosun.com/2026/05/19/j...
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Jared Polis says his Tina Peters decision
Gov. Jared Polis made the remarks at The Colorado Sun’s annual legislative recap event, only to be drowned out by a small group of protesters
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 19/05/2026
and now, your moment of zen. 🎥 (www.instagram.com/reel/DYhEwUvv67q)
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
it's cool that the president is trying to steal two billion dollars from my taxes to give to his pedophile friends and i'm supposed to like keep doing my job or whatever
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
James Harden playing like a whole lot of nothing in a game 7 his team is winning by 30 points is a kinky new variation on the theme
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Vidjagame Apocalypse @vgapocalypse.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
It's a new episode, and let's get those animals on two legs, it's our top 5 anthropomorphic Characters in games. podtrac.com/pts/redirect...
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Heismay in Metaphor ReFantazio
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Curious: how many non violent offenders are in Colorado prisons for non violent offenses? Do they get pardons too?
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Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
not unrecognizable but he does look like if Belgium had a dictator
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Tonight is for all the marbles (specifically $1 million) 8 pm on ABC 🤓
Steven Weber me and Ike Barinholtz
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
why did the person who edited the 3 of you together decide to make it look like a sitcom about a big city journalist who has to return home to run her family’s small town hardware store
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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
the west wing is less realistic than battlestar galactica NEXT QUESTION
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Scare-o-lyn Petit @carolynmichelle.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Holy shit y’all this is not a drill, David Letterman and Stephen Colbert are dropping stuff off the rooftop of a building near the Ed Sullivan Theater!
David Letterman and Stephen Colbert throwing a chair off a rooftop.
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