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Teorema

@teorema.bsky.social
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Film enjoyer. Doom scroller. Florida apologist.

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Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 1h
By abandoning Ukraine and openly embracing our own war crimes, America shares significant ownership of this travesty.
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Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 1h
Maybe the most powerful man in America. Also: maybe the most evil! Cool stuff!
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Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 11h
Scrapping DC for parts. Traitors.
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Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 12h
The base.
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Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 13h
Maaaaan come on
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Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 13h
Good stuff. Solid material.
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Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 15h
If you had asked me to name a former NBA star most likely to be a Trump supporter I would have said Dennis Rodman before you even finished your sentence.
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Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 16h
Oh my fucking god
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19h
This is not a serious person
Michael Trac*y wearing an ill fitted powder blue coat and khakis meant for a man of greater statureClose up of his pants where the sticker is still stuck on
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Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This will likely not be a significant news story but it should be. The president is a raving maniac who cannot articulate complete thoughts especially when under the mildest pressure. What were his off-camera interactions with Xi like??
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The rural man loves two things above all else: 1) Limited government that stays out of our business 2) The ability to point the limited government like a gun at a neighbor who doesn’t mow their lawn with the fanatical zeal of a retiree with a riding mower and no hobbies who hates his wife
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Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
1) Good, great. 2) this is not what you do when you have a plan to successfully cheat
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bus Trip Passengers meme w/ the man against the rock face reading "Billionaires with 12 yachts and a private jet" and the sunny view side being a golden retriever w/ a stick in its mouth reading "Dog with a stick"
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Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don’t know if Parks & Rec cracks my list of best TV of the 21st century, but Perd Hapley is easily top 5 character names in the history of world literature.
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Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He's going to rename so much shit as the country crumbles around him. Buildings, bodies of water, species of birds, sandwiches...
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Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Ron Swanson: It's So Beautiful (Parks and Rec)
ALT: Ron Swanson: It's So Beautiful (Parks and Rec)
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Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hello hi
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Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Those $5k checks could maybe pay one month’s mortgage.
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Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Another funny thing about this is that the southern border is essentially closed. So...why is this even a concern?
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Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Iowa: Lean D
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Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is psycho shit. Having a clean fridge is a very good thing but this is truly demented.
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Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tubi no do not do this to us.
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Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
His insistence on ubiquity will be his downfall. People will get tired of seeing his ugly face everywhere they look. Polls point to the fact that they already are. He wants to be Ho Chi Minh but he is less cultured and has done less good for anyone. All he offers is the brutishness.
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 27/09/2026
secretary of damnatio memoriae, many people are crying out for it
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Micah @rincewind.run · 27/09/2026
his list of crimes is so extensive and terrible that this is fairly low down on it but it is obscene that this man has built a massive campaign war chest and is so determined to steal it for himself that he’s using taxpayer money on these self-soothing ads
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Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“What do you read my lord?” “Words, words, fuckin’ words.”
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Clean Observer @hammbear2024.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Remember, when tankies besmirch NATO or waffle on Urkaine, it’s because they’re fine with letting Russia turn Ukrainians into slaves— at least the ones that aren’t dead.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 26/09/2026
He is so consumed with thoughts of raping children that he literally can’t even make coherent statements anymore. What an utterly sick man. It’s time to impeach this nauseating child molester at once before he sends us all to our doom.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 26/09/2026
This is actually hell, right?
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Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The entire GOP 2026 message has been reduced to “but trans kids” and even with the people most vulnerable to such stupidity it simply does not out-prioritize groceries and gas being up by 40%.
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Waschesalon Grammy Campaign Manager @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
if I were the Republican Party facing a tough midterm I would work to ensure that fewer of my candidates are literal demons from the Biblical Hell but alas
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Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We all have quibbles but I think the placements of The Wire, Veep and 30 Rock are absolutely correct.
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Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trump is America’s most prolific criminal and it’s not remotely close. 
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Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why do Republicans even campaign statewide in MA?
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Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good god
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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The best part about Trump getting super unpopular is that when it finally gets through to him he stops governing & shuts down into a little whiny lump. Hardly even need the legislative majority to rein him in. If only his political maneuvering were so easily deflated
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Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Melancholia for Republicans and the planet is voters.
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Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We have achieved peak McSweeney’s.
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Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh wow is he saying the other side gets a vote? How novel.
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Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m sorry but… Imagine if Obama…
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Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why
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Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Looking forward to CNN's White Genocide Hour with Richard Hanania.
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Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He's going to try to do this to every public building as the walls close in. I'd be surprised if we don't see several demolitions before 2029.
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Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Consequences for this. No acceptable path forward without consequences.
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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 22/09/2026
ICE grabbed a Kentucky State basketball player at the airport because she missed a student visa deadline while recovering from back surgery. She's been shuffled through four facilities and is now sitting in Texas. Kidnapping with a badge, and it's happening every single day.
dailykos.com
New ICE horrors come to light
Unfortunately for the rest of us, Immigration and Customs Enforcement never sleeps.
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Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'll have what Nate's having.
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Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nebraska I see you
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Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Likely D
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
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