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Rabbit Rabbit

@rabitaluna.bsky.social
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I'm a rabbit smoking a cigarette by moonlight. Adjust your expectations accordingly. Orioles, Ravens, Maryland in general

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Rabbit Rabbit @rabitaluna.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I saw that glimpse of the Titans fans that shelled out front row money to bring their flags & jerseys for an 0-3 team in the rain. That's commitment.
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Rabbit Rabbit @rabitaluna.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
LOOOOOOOOOOP HOLY SHIT
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Rabbit Rabbit @rabitaluna.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hell yeah, Loop!
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Rabbit Rabbit @rabitaluna.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Trying very hard not to read too much into a single half of football, but....SHEESH, Ravens.
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Rabbit Rabbit @rabitaluna.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Adley Rutschman through 17 games for Boston: .180/.254/.344 0.0 bWAR
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Rabbit Rabbit @rabitaluna.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Just over here being apparently the only O's fan not heartbroken to see Adley leave, given that he absolutely needed a big rebound year to shake the career-long downward trajectory and has merely managed to be pretty good. My hopes for him were dashed a while ago.
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Shrug Oh: Man's Indifferent Gesture
Alt: The Fresh Prince shrugs at this news.
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Rabbit Rabbit @rabitaluna.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Raymond Raincoat? I dunno man
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Doctors TARDIS @doctorstardis.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This angle of that play is so sick.
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WalkingTaako🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Hey you know I think he might have known it was a Totenkopf after all
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/07/2026
Graham Platner Clarifies He Covered Penis With Tattoo After Learning About Its Troubling History
Graham Platner Clarifies He Covered Penis With Tattoo After Learning About Its Troubling History
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Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 08/07/2026
Talking to Mitch McConnell. He's just out of frame. Laughing too.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Playing badminton with Mitch McConnell. We talked about the midterms and Iran. I took the first game 15-0 because he is unresponsive and lying on the ground.
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Rabbit Rabbit @rabitaluna.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Feels like the national pastime should be available for the nation to watch on a national holiday rather than paywalled at the (checks notes) 7th most popular streaming service, but what do I know
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Man Giving Thumbs Down at Baseball Game
Alt: A man is making his displeasure at baseball known via the universal thumbs-down signal.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Americans when they hear Europeans don't have air conditioning
Matthew McConaughey in dazed and confused looking out the window of his car saying be a lot cooler if you did
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Rabbit Rabbit @rabitaluna.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Dear news publications: under no circumstances do I want an AI Cliff Notes version of your article. I definitely don't want to have to scroll past that before I get to read your article. If you want people to read your content, LET US READ YOUR CONTENT.
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Rabbit Rabbit @rabitaluna.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Going to the doctor is so fun, that's why the very busy president keeps taking time out of his extremely important days to go see the fun doctor, he's addicted to fun
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
First single digit homicide month in literal decades? Crime significantly down across the board? People swimmin around in the harbor? The "I've never been to Baltimore but I have opinions and also The Wire" narrative-drivers are in shambles.
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Baltimore crime drops as mayor cites single-digit homicides in May
As of Monday, Baltimore has recorded 40 homicides and 120 non-deadly shootings this year, marking a 23% decline compared to last year, according to the mayor.
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Just realized Weston Wilson has made more pitching appearances and will likely throw more innings than Mike Elias's biggest free agent SP acquisition of the offseason
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Lyssann @lyssann.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Hmmm however could we solve this? 🤔🚊
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Rabbit Rabbit @rabitaluna.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
media.tenor.com
a man wearing a top-flite hat is standing on a golf course with a group of people behind him .
Alt: Lee Trivino can't believe it either.
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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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Rabbit Rabbit @rabitaluna.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
🐻‍❄️🍆
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Rabbit Rabbit @rabitaluna.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
The thing about this answer is that he either believes it and is mentally unfit to live on his own or he thinks it's a believable lie, in which case he's mentally unfit to live on his own. Either way we're fucked.
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Flight attendant: is there a doctor onboard?? Jesus Christ: [raises his hand]
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Since Liberation Day, a year ago today: * US foreign direct investment is lower * US factories employ 89,000 fewer people * US goods trade deficit is UP 2% @npr.org www.npr.org/2026/04/02/n...
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Jac. Squigglesworth his accᵗ @largeforest.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
HAPPINESS IS A WARM GUNNAR.
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Rabbit Rabbit @rabitaluna.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Let's just open up social media and see what the Ravens are doi-AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
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Rabbit Rabbit @rabitaluna.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I'm not a big "both parties are the same" person, but if your main complaint about us attacking Iran is that the proper paperwork wasn't filed beforehand, maybe we should get rid of you too.
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Rabbit Rabbit @rabitaluna.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
And yet my bill keeps going up.
BGE profits shown rising from $210M in 2013 to $578M in 2025.
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Rabbit Rabbit @rabitaluna.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Holy shit.
Photo of the new video board at Camden Yards that is much larger than the previous video board.
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Atrios @eschatonblog.com · 24/01/2026
On top of some obvious things, it's clear the dems in congress don't game anything out. What are you going to do when the murder the next person? And then the next one? and then a member of congress? It's just "vote for this and pray it goes away"
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Rabbit Rabbit @rabitaluna.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Welp, when you don't whip the votes you get Dems voting to fund ICE while ICE is assaulting, kidnapping, and killing people. I hate it here.
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Rabbit Rabbit @rabitaluna.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
What a sociopath.
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Consequence @consequence.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Dropkick Murphys are releasing a new song called "Citizen I.C.E." The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop." consequence.net/2026/01/drop...
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Dropkick Murphys' Unveil Anti-ICE Song: "Too Scared to Join the Military, Too Dumb to Be a Cop"
Dropkick Murphys are releasing an anti-I.C.E. song, "Citizen I.C.E.," as part of their tour-only split LP with Haywire. Learn more.
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Rabbit Rabbit @rabitaluna.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I'm begging you to stop quoting Orwell's 1984.
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Bill Madden @maddenifico.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
COLD BLOODED MURDER: Here is a frame by frame account of a sadistic ICE Nazi who was looking for an excuse to murder Renee Nicole Good. Good was a legal observer who had been monitoring the Nazis in Minneapolis. 😳👇
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
just a reminder of the initial, in the moment, right wing reaction to jan 6 my favorite is greg gutfeld saying republican condemnation of the jan 6 rioters is an example of their moral superiority over the left www.mediamatters.org/media/4018641
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I'm getting mixed messages about what is okay to do to presidents
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Rabbit Rabbit @rabitaluna.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I feel misled.
A "lifetime music guarantee" sticker from The Wall.
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camerondurham.bsky.social @camerondurham.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
McSweeney’s has it covered www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/whe...
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When It Happens
Our 14th most-read article of 2025. - - -It’s been so long, you sometimes forget that eventually, IT will HAPPEN. It’s impossible to say when IT w...
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Rabbit Rabbit @rabitaluna.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I don't know how to feel about this, Ravens.
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🍏CHEVEH TAYHOE🏴‍☠️ @chevrolettahoe.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
my thoughts on the matter, despite knowing sherman was absolutely wrong about more than a few things mfer had the treatment of confederates down GOOD people were so lied to and misinformed and fake news'd in the south, he said we must cleanse it with fire lol
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
/2 And people in authority who openly defy the rule of law and encourage contempt of it, who openly use it to help their friends and hinder their enemies, are not morally entitled to its protection, in any way.
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Can I get even a Bob Nightengale rumor about the pitching market? Damn.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12/12/2025
the people of this great republic yearn for locomotive transport
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Julie Sax @juliesax.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Maybe I’ve missed it, but in all of the Alonsomania, I haven’t seen any mention of the fact that his agent is Scott Boras. When’s the last time the O’s signed a Boras client? Gives me hope that maybe they can work on a Gunnar and/or Westy extension. It’s a brand new day, friends. #Orioles
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
- Enlarge the House - Add DC/PR/USVI as states - Multi-member districts - Automatic universal voter registration - A new VRA - Adding seats to SCOTUS + term limits Presidentialism was a mistake & amending our Constitution is ~impossible, but there are ways to make 🇺🇸 an actual multiparty democracy
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Rabbit Rabbit @rabitaluna.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
"Low effort" is so spot on. The looks I've gotten from women when they learn I can cook could melt the remaining glaciers, and cooking is basic life shit! Literally just be self sufficient, guys.
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