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@oriolesreview.bsky.social
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Here to post and read some posts with my friends! Mostly #Orioles misery, sporadic #Mets misery, surprising #Knicks and #coyg joy? 📰 -> oriolesreview.com

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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 16h
Right now the closest thing the Orioles have to a proven, everyday OF going into ‘27 is Colton Cowser, and let’s be real — he still has platoon issues. They can experiment with Mayo & look at Beavers, Blaze, O’Neill as options, but they absolutely need to acquire a real COF who can hit and defend.
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 17h
Nobody does it like Valley Stream
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every weekend I ask myself if I really have the energy to care about football and for some reason I keep making the wrong decision.
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just looking out my window and at the forecast and … yeah I don’t see how this game is possible.
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well when you put it like that
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If the season is done, Pete Alonso will end with an even 5.0 fWAR and 148 wRC+, both career highs and slightly better than his rookie breakout season. Career-high walk rate and OBP, best defense on a rate basis in 5 years. Exceeded all expectations in year 1 of the contract.
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Went to a milquetoast 80s/90s dance party at Alphaville and bullied the DJ into playing Prodigy and he actually delivered with a 3-song set. A better world is possible.
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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
.5 0 0 D I V I S I O N W I N N E R
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cool
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rather reluctantly
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If the Yankees can play Game 2 tonight then I should be able to see The Prodigy under a bridge behind my apartment. I’ve asked the mayor about this but he has yet to respond.
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I just know Trevor Rogers is going to end up somewhere sickening
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dylan Beavers has a real shot at getting back up to -0.2 WAR by the end of the season.
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When the pressure's off, this is a really good team.
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ignoring what Trevor Rogers’ ERA dropping below 4 might do to the chances of resigning him
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The worst part of ending the season with a Yankees series is that I’m in market, so I can’t watch the MASN feed on MLBTV and will be forced to watch the Yankees broadcast if I watch at all.
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am going to see The Prodigy under a bridge behind my apartment tonight. That’s a funny sentence.
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I would like to see Munetaka Murakami win the World Series.
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s almost over
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Appreciate you, Pete
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Things I did not expect to say today: can Trey Gibson and Felix Bautista trade fastballs
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Omg I missed that splitter so much
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When did Danny Elfman get so jacked?
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Imagine rooting for “Ben Rice”
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Absolutely rancid division, that AL East
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lol and lmao at this dummy
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That was very nearly a colossal crash-out situation
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What have you done to my boy
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So Trey has hit 98.2 and 97.8 tonight, sitting 95-96, and is averaging 3 inches more ride (17) on his 4S than usual. He’s been able to get as much as 21” of vert in recent AAA starts, but inconsistently. Seems like he’s tinkering and making some incremental progress there.
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m sorry did Trey Gibson just touch 98?
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I would have loved to see an LDL opener/Gibson piggyback in Game 2, but this sequencing makes sense in terms of roster management. I think we’ve learned that the floor for LDL is quite high as an effective reliever with plus stuff. But there’s at least mid-rotation upside there. Glad he got a look.
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nice to see Anthony Nunez bounce back with a strong second half. He should be a strong bullpen piece for years to come.
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Baseball America @baseballamerica.com · 23/09/2026
Orioles lefthander Joseph Dzierwa had himself a YEAR 📈 After entering the season as Baltimore's No. 17 prospect, Dzierwa is now No. 3‼️ It's easy to see why: 24 GS, 131 IP, 2.27 ERA, 0.90 WHIP, 29% K, 5.8% BB More of BA's breakout predictions: buff.ly/GJQgwsz
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Conor McGovern @conormcgovern.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Morbidly fascinated by the Orioles' bunting decisions, I built a model to assess when bunting is a good call. A bunch of insights here, but notable is that the Orioles have made the worst decisions in MLB in 2026 (but Friday's Basallo bunt was defensible!) comcgovern36.substack.com/p/buntpilled...
comcgovern36.substack.com
Buntpilled
When is the right time to bunt, and who makes the best decisions? It’s not the Orioles.
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Has anyone heard from BOB lately? I’m getting worried 😔
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m buying the Adrian Morejon starter conversion this winter. Above average command of four plus pitches, enough velo and stuff that he can sacrifice some and still be nasty. The routine and workflow buildup is always tricky in year one but he’ll end up around 85 IP this year.
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Counting the days until preseason basketball, you know I’m in a bad way
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Part of me wonders how much of Gunnar’s down year is due to a BABIP like 50 points lower than his career level coming into the season. I know there’s more to it than that (bat speed down a tick, no damage on fastballs), but at least some of this seems like dumb luck.
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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
me giving Mike Elias grudging props for failing to sign a pitcher
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Two years in, it certainly looks like the Orioles dodged a huge bullet when Burnes decided to turn down $40M+ AAV and sign with the Diamondbacks. He’s missed most of the first two seasons and his stuff has looked very mediocre since his return.
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When they signed Alonso I thought he had a good shot at hitting his 400th HR as an Oriole. At this point it would take a serious injury or sudden collapse to prevent that, and he has a shot at 450 before the end of the contract.
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He’s so good, man
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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gunnar Henderson's 2026 season
SKINNY HOMER
24HR 88 runs lead AL in PA

EXTRA SKIN IN BACK
.223 AVG .705 OPS 100 wRC+ 10 SB 5 CS
imgflip.com
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Albernaz looking a little
Bart Simpson becoming isolated and weird
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Death by a thousand bunts
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m absolutely dying at this (it’s “Come Out” by Steve Reich)
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Songs about the 2026 Baltimore Orioles baseball team youtu.be/QeLf9q_y4ZU?...
youtu.be
Lower - But There Has to Be More
YouTube video by YouthOfDecay
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
all damn day
meme photo of a balding man staring earnestly at the camera from an Onion article headlined "Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point"
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Man, Craig Albernaz is really not the right guy for the job.
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So who had Brandon Young with 150+ IP and a mid-3 ERA back in March?
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