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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 17h

Easily my favorite season of Slow Horses yet. So much fun and with a simple, straightforward mystery. This season has a really well-balanced use of all the ensemble players. Oh, and unrelatedly, Rosalind Eleazar from Slow Horses is going to be nominated for an Oscar for Misty Green. Bank it.

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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

That was a bullshit call in this Broncos/Rams game. Pass interference calls are getting absolutely out of control. That was an interception. No one on the teevee can explain how that was pass interference. Reffing had gotten worse. Tilted. Oh, hey! Unrelatedly, you can bet legally on games.

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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“Justin Tucker? The chicken store guy?”

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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

In this tribute to Dolly with video of her singing “I Will Always Love You,” why didn’t they have Whitney sing this oh wait I see.

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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Birdland: Now that the Orioles are out, who ya got for the playoffs? Who are you rooting for. Don’t say, “good baseball,” gimme a team or teams. For me, Cleveland or the White Sox in the AL. And for the good of the game, Los Angeles to win it all. Here me out: A lockout is needed. Caps needed.

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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Do NOT give Loop a RoFo advertising deal. Bad juju.

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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I love all of this. O line is a hot mess, but I love all of this.

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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Dallas fan at the local: “1:30 left, lotta time! Let’s go big D!” Minutes later, as he’s cheering: Me: “seven seconds left. Lot of time for Lamarr.” Him: “Yeah, right!” A minute later he put cash on the bar to cheers around him and slunk out. Huge win. Huge. Massive.

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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Look, Sports gods, I really don’t ask much and I don’t ask often. You punched me in the gut with this Orioles season. Don’t kick me while I’m down with a shitty Ravens season.

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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

He pulled eight feet off that jersey.

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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I don’t like any of this at all. This is a Ravens post.

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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Thanks, Ben, KB, Rob, Geoff, Brett, Mel, all the broadcast folks. Disappointing year, but hope springs eternal indeed. See you all after the lockout.

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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Watching the Cincinnati feed for the Bengals/Steelers game, and holy shit the unhinged nature of the anti-Sherrod Brown ads is wild.

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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Had a band play my annual end of summer party. Got a bunch of texts from friends at the Ravens game today wanting to share videos and going nuts. Same band.

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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Me: There is a prison in a more ancient part of the world. A pit where men are thrown to suffer and die. But sometimes a man rises from the darkness. Sometimes…the pit sends something back. Her: Allllllll I asked was what you thought of our new neighbor. Me: Bane? Her: No. It’s Tina. Me: For you!

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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My rideshare driver is chewing gum in a way that makes me physically nauseous. Imagine that Nathan Fielder ASMR mouth noise in that trailer for the Elizabeth Holmes movie, amplify it by 170 percent, make it somehow *wetter*, and toss in some chew sounds. I am crawling out of my skin. It’s awful.

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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

There is very little good news these days, but having the Supreme Court shoot down Trump’s mail-vote fuckery, knowing I get to celebrate McConnell’s death a second time some day soon, and Widow’s Bay sweeping the Emmys counts as a good day.

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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The Northeast Market is the best hidden secret in this city.

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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Tyler Loop, here comes the first test.

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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Think about what getting rid of Harbaugh gained this city. Think about what keeping Elias loses us.

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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Fucking awesome. Video by me. Sound up. Art by Robert Jeffrey Alphin.

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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Me, every time I leave the house: Me: I’m heading out now. If I don’t return, avenge my death! Her: [scrolling] Mmm-hmmm, have fun. Thank you, The Simpsons.

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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The great thing about watching an NFL game from Australia—and you really have to be paying attention to see this—when a QB throws the ball right handed it actually spins counterclockwise, and when a kicker kicks the ball it goes end over end underway instead of over the top end over end.

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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

“There’s a chance the Orioles make the playoffs. There is.”

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Heather @alainnfocail.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I love Pete Alonso and hate Mike Elias. The 2022 and 2023 Orioles were successful because they hit the ball everywhere, but somehow our fucking GM can’t see that.

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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I won’t bore you with details, but tonight at some point, after a long day of baseball and sun, I debated going home and then thought of two pieces of advice I’d gotten years ago: (1) when in doubt, go out; (2) when faced with a crossroads, take the path that ends in a better story.

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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I’ll take these seats today. Thanks Indians PR tertiary acquaintance!

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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

If you are at the game, the guy in the pitching ninja shirt on the field is me.

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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

How soon before opening pitch is batting practice? If we want to see that, what time should we get there today?

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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Nathan Fielder one day will win an Oscar. I really believe this.

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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

There were a lot of people who insisted firing Harbaugh was not the answer, and a lot of it sounds like the same things being said about firing Elias. “He brought us playoffs,” “He has a record of success,” “The problem isn’t him,” etc. The Ravens offed Harbaugh and the Ravens look gelled and ready.

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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I want it noted for the record that as recently as at least last week the Orioles were—no shit—selling (with refunds in 90 days or whatever if it didn’t happen) tickets to the Wild Card game. At home. The odds of which, it being a home game, were somewhere near absolute zero. I mean come on.

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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

No matter how disappointed I am in this Orioles season there can be no greater anguish than that felt by every single fan of Western Michigan football this weekend.

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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Did a little day trip downee owshun, hon. Baltimore is great because you are 2.5 hours from the beach and it’s close enough to go down in the morning, hang out on the beach, grab a drink and some apps and be home In your own bed without paying out the ads for a hotel. $500 a night! No thanks.

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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

My son’s fraternity does a shot a score for their college football team. He goes to Virginia Tech. They won 73-3 today.

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Teddypasketti @teddypasketti.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

So, sometimes you get on an absolute riff with people you love, and then alcohol gets involved, and then you are both very solid writers and then it all culminates with this bizarre coda at 3:20 in the morning. Don’t judge me. You have no reason to judge me. You *can’t* judge me. And you know why.