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Jady Marmalade

@rabid-child.bsky.social
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Ancient hag. Grows apples, pets cats; not rabid, often childish. Adequate cook, middling gardener, accidental Michigander, wife to @amyrussell.bsky.social and heat source to felines. Distracted by trees.

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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 03/10/2026
watch til the end and think about what this joke on this show at this time says about what social norms used to be when someone openly said nazi shit.
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Jessie Gender @jessiegender.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Every word of this
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Jady Marmalade @rabid-child.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m eligible to be a member of the Daughters of the American Revolution, the United Empire Loyalists’ Association of Canada, and the Daughters of Union Veterans of the Civil War (through a Canadian-born ancestor). Genealogy is bonkers.
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Hugh Brechin @hughrbrechin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You're laughing. Princess Beatrice's friend Alice Naylor-Leyland has been attacked by a rogue owl during a chaotic photoshoot and you're laughing.
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Scott Dworkin @dworkin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nenko Gantchev, 56, a Chicago business owner, died in GEO Group's ICE detention center in Michigan. Ten weeks later, GEO's PAC sent a check to Mike Rogers for Senate. www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/trump-fill...
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Trump Fills The ICE Prisons. The Prison Companies Fund Nine GOP Senate Candidates.
Every name, from the filings nobody added up. Also: Georgia’s voters, Jerome Powell, and 30,000 prison workers all beat Trump this week.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 01/10/2026
If I went to Switzerland and won a Swiss watch precision contest, I would literally never talk about anything else
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
do men understand the extent to which women are ready to burn it all down right now
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't find the Schmitt Senate fiasco remotely funny. It's just McCarthyism but more incompetent. It's appalling, & a constitutional order that can't end this level of unserious lying & extremist nonsense isn't worth saving. We need massive institutional reform to make sure it never happens again.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
like literally what if this is all because a group chat of male staffers referred to *a women’s basketball game* as *a basketball game*, without appending “women’s” to it so you know it’s a special lesser category of the default version of the thing, and MAGA simply could not comprehend that
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey if you are this guy on a burner here on the antifa app please please tell Marisa something funny
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the moment right before the rake hits your face
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The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 28/09/2026
Today is Octidi the 8th of Vendémiaire in the year 235. Vendémiaire is the month of vintage. Today we celebrate amaranth. #JacobinDay See today's page
An old time-y illustration of a Amaranth.
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EC Hamilton (Siobhan O'Leary) @siobhanftb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I feel like people broadly have not reckoned with who owns digital infrastructure. Just like, in general
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skip intro @upfromsumdirt.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
that time when black men from greensville sc enlisted for ww1 & their wives wanted to stay home & take care of their kids & other community folk in need but white officials "no, no, no!" & called them "loafers" and said they had to do domestic work for white folks or be fined or jailed.
newspaper headline saying "negro women to be put to work" or face severe punishment.
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Briony Neilson @brionyneilson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The AGA Prisma 4368 television set – designed in Sweden c.1964, its sharp triangular-shaped wooden back allowed it to fit snugly into the corner of a room 🗃️
colour photo taken front on of a wooden-framed TVcolour photo of a wooden-framed TV taken from side on, showing the triangular-shaped back
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Jady Marmalade @rabid-child.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s upon me (a devout introvert) to select a restaurant to meet with friends this weekend, and I’m already exhausted by the thought of it.
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Jady Marmalade @rabid-child.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The orchard’s really been popping this year, so I thought I’d post a few pictures of what’s in, in case there be apple admirers among you.
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Hierophant Shelley B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 @shelleybwoke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They didn't do "Against trans people" because 5 digits wouldn't fit on their graphic.
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Jady Marmalade @rabid-child.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Apples! Some of this year’s bounty: margils, golden russets, Richard’s graft, and William Crump.
Three lovely margil apples onna wooden table A heap of golden russets in a plastic bag A single Richard’s graft apple on a table (these were OUTSTANDING this year)A bunch of William Crump apples on a cutting board.
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Jady Marmalade @rabid-child.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Gavin Newsom, TLM
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Don’t worry, centrists of the world, this can never happen in any other political system, complete outlier, it’ll totally work in your country!
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Antiquity Journal @antiquity.ac.uk · 21/09/2026
NEW Europe's largest assemblage of Iron Age iron bars has been uncovered during industrial gravel extraction in Austria! Large enough to equip 500 warriors with swords, they indicate production and trade of iron on an unprecedented scale. 🆓 doi.org/10.15184/aqy... 🏺 #Archaeology
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
From the people who told you that straight white male privilege doesn’t exist…
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Water tower Friend, NE
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
last night we had ed sheeran apologizing for saying what’s happening in palestine is bad and at the same time david byrne putting up a huge graphic that says MAKE AMERICA GAY AGAIN and showing footage of ICE brutality to a sold out crowd. you can actually be famous and successful AND give a shit.
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Sydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 21/09/2026
This is why we need more trans people in media since points like these don’t get brought up in context from a cis perspective.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Every liberal or so called progressive politician attacking trans people is doing so because they want to. Not because it's popular. Not because it wins elections. Not even because it's a big issue facing cis women in sports. They're choosing to do it because they're bigots
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Jonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trump is historically unpopular, launching an illegal war no one wants, doing everything he can to increase prices, and breaking records for corruption. Any Democrat running for office who embraces transphobic talking points is acting like a loser in a defensive crouch. Nobody likes losers.
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cis people see trans people upset about their rights being stripped as “performative outrage” because they often can’t understand what it’s like to genuinely give a fuck about trans people. Their allyship is performative and therefore so must be our anger over attacks against us.
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 20/09/2026
Funny, how people who say about Democrats like Marcy Kaptur or Lindsay James "yes they are imperfect, but" are the people who these "imperfections" will not affect in any way.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
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The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

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maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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Kathleen Lenihan @kathleenlenihan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The entire article is fantastic, but the writer's definition of a trad wife is *chef's kiss* perfection. "Those are conservative women who dress like the women in The Sound of Music, but without the opposition to the Anschluss."
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
it's funny but also a reminder that the fundamental premise here is that a Black man can't be objective when talking about race while a white man can because Black people do identity politics and white people do facts and this my friends is what I have named "white empiricism"
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Surprised Eel Historian, PhD @greenleejw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's 1100. You're a peasant in Harmston, England. Congrats! It's a fine place to live. But at what cost? Eels. That's what. Each spring, the village owes Earl Hugh 75,000 eels in rent. So every fall your life becomes all about the eels.* Welcome to Harmston. Here's your net. 🗃️🧪
Meme. Medieval colored drawing showing a figure in a small boat with a large green fish attached to his head. A second fish has a grip on his oar. The figure is likely a man, but this is uncertain. His name is even less certain, but we'll call him Yedward. He seems like he's in trouble, honestly.

Yedward is wearing a long orange shirt, and is paddling his boat across a body of blue water. There are clouds in the background. He might have been wearing a hat at some point, but if he was, the fish has eaten it. He seems very concerned, and you would too. That fish on his head is no joke.

The fish has it's jaws around Yedward's head, and is arching its back so far that its tail will soon touch the top of its head. It's fins are thrust out, and it looks very graceful. We can't really see the other fish much; just it's head, with it's jaws locked around the end of the paddle in the same way that a toddler's eyes lock onto a bag of halloween candy.

It's unfair to name the man but not the fish, so we'll call the head-fish Merwena. She was raised on tales of Jonah & Moby Dick, & longs to be like her literary heroes. She's going to eat this man if it takes all day. He can't paddle forever. Especially with a hole in his head.

The oar-fish (different than an oarfish) is likely named Intercesilly, and seems like someone who's good at sudoku but not parties.

Meme text reads:
"It's gonna be a long fall"
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Chickadee In Flight⚢ 飛翔でアメリカコガラ @xybutch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Silly rabbit, melodicas are for people.
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Amelia Sandrine Reisinger 🏳️‍⚧️ @ameliasandrine.com · 17/09/2026
Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans”
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They can self-regulate, says the guy who shares a porn accountability app with his son.
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Jady Marmalade @rabid-child.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My three favorite apples this year: Oaken Pin Chiver’s Delight Richard’s Graft Things can certainly change as the later varieties come in, but so far these have just been outstanding.
Richard’s Graft— a dark red apple with a long stem sits on a weathered wooden plank. A 19th century antique that tastes just amazing.
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Jady Marmalade @rabid-child.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
No one but Kim the waitress. This is a very niche post. I will not be taking questions at this time.
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don't think people really understand the psychic impact of knowing that multiple times a day every day your friends, family, coworkers, neighbors, and everyone who could ever have any power over you is being flooded with agitprop designed to make them hate you
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Elon Musk: 20+ years here, hates American culture and most Americans, constantly undermines our multi-racial democracy as part of his obsession to restore the Apartheid of his foreign youth, says non-white people can't assimilate Malala Yousafzai: visits Philly once, instantly adopts local customs
Instagram post from Malala decked out in Eagles dear with text "Go birds!"
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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Luigi "The Adjuster" Mangione @kwh561.cryptoanarchy.network · 12/09/2026
Danger
Wrong way 
Turn back
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