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Jady Marmalade

@rabid-child.bsky.social
1.4K followers 1.1K following 4.2K posts

Ancient hag. Grows apples, pets cats; not rabid, often childish. Adequate cook, middling gardener, accidental Michigander, wife to @amyrussell.bsky.social and heat source to felines. Distracted by trees.

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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Ex-boss filed a $12 theft charge against an ex-employee because she got a restraining order in response to his creepy behavior. Charge was never prosecuted, but it gave ICE an excuse to arrest and detain her. Congratulations to the 58 Democrats who voted for the Laken Riley Act. You own this.
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A disgruntled boss filed theft charges against her. When she went to court, ICE arrested her. | Baltimore Brew
BREW EXCLUSIVE: A $12.08 dispute over a McDonald’s meal leads to the arrest of a 25-year-old by ICE agents in the Carroll County District courthouse.
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Mathew Buck @filmbrainbmb.bsky.social · 5h
Social media websites proving the film's entire point. I'm sure Bleecker Street isn't surprised, but I bet it is exhausting.
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Jady Marmalade @rabid-child.bsky.social · 2h
Why can’t they just, y’know, do that now?
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
The last two years of this administration are going to be a blood bath and the only thing to debate is how much of it will be literal and how much will be figurative. Sigh.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 20h
my only prediction if the democrats take the house and senate is we will be hearing a lot about the federal deficit
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
If you would try to win by abandoning trans people (or any targeted group) you can save this “we need to win” talk; there is no “we.” I am about solidarity, and you have chosen anti-solidarity. You are not any “we” I recognize. You are the enemy I’m trying to defeat. Beating you is how my “we” wins.
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Jady Marmalade @rabid-child.bsky.social · 10h
That’ll teach them that we’re a country of peace.
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Jady Marmalade @rabid-child.bsky.social · 10h
It’s that old Missouri saying, “He without sideburns on his face shall surely lose his election race”
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Jady Marmalade @rabid-child.bsky.social · 21h
I’d like to report a murder.
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Joelle Tungus @joelle.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
do navy submariners get a telegram now like "hey, landdwellers said it's segregation time"
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Jady Marmalade @rabid-child.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
His shirt says “I DGAF about anything”
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Jady Marmalade @rabid-child.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
As a potential 60th vote.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
some deranged lunatic is going to storm an elementary school with an ar15 looking for the schools surgical center and the media is going to pretend we have no idea where they got that idea from
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Atrios @eschatonblog.com · 14/10/2026
Why has hasan piker done this
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Jordyn Marcellus @jordynmarcellus.ca · 27/08/2026
imagine you're a roman senator and that fucking horse suddenly shows up
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Greenb3ar @greenb3ar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Okay the best political ad of the year is here from LA-DSA
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Jady Marmalade @rabid-child.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Fig parma > big pharma
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Jady Marmalade @rabid-child.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Consider introducing your sweater-loving offspring to Nordic noir.
Still of Sophie Gråbøl as Sarah Lund in The Killing.
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Jady Marmalade @rabid-child.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hire different writers.
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Jady Marmalade @rabid-child.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The big reveal is that “Gizmo” is pronounced with a soft G.
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Jady Marmalade @rabid-child.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This guy.
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Democrats fear they might be reaching too far in push for huge House margin | CNN Politics
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries declared Wednesday that the path to a Democratic majority goes through Trump country, with his party seriously battling for seats that the president won by double...
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Jady Marmalade @rabid-child.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Meanwhile, Annie Andrews superpower is nodding along with said contemptible pieces of shit.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Republicans would rather your children watch a man get killed than a drag queen read
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Some nice throwing on a rainy day. These gourd neck vases are maybe my favourite shape to throw, it’s a nice technical challenge 💕
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Jady Marmalade @rabid-child.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This picture of our little psychopath Órlaith is my 10,000th instagram post. Not a lot of difference between this and the other 9,999, honestly.
A three-month old orange and white piebald tabby kitten with murder in her eyes.
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Assigned Media @assignedmedia.org · 08/10/2026
@rikiwilchins.bsky.social 2026 Oct Daniela Fuentes, a trans Cuban woman deported from FL to the Central African Republic along with thousands deported to countries where they don't know the people or language, must now hide her breasts and femininity and pass as a man just to survive.
wapo.st
Deported to Central African Republic, a transgender woman who lived openly in Miami is hiding again
Daniela Fuentes is a transgender woman from Cuba who’s been deported to the Central African Republic as part of a U.S. immigration policy
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Jady Marmalade @rabid-child.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Right now it’s Chivers Delight. It’s the first year they’ve fruited for us, so there are only a dozen or so apples, but they are absolutely delicious.
Four waxy yellow apples with spots of red blush, and covered with a little sooty blotch and flyspeck.
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Jady Marmalade @rabid-child.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
These people look so bored (except for the one kid having his own adventure). A lot of fidgeting and shifting from one foot to the other.
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Shannon Hale @shannonhale.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
my kid was having a hard day and when she came home the cat promptly claimed her, curled up on her chest, and aggressively purred, so, sorry world that tries to break children but cats are on their side
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Jady Marmalade @rabid-child.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
T-chats doing his thing.
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Jady Marmalade @rabid-child.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She’s in her 50s now.
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Jady Marmalade @rabid-child.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is Jim Bakker dead?
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Jady Marmalade @rabid-child.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Looks like a scene from the first five minutes of a Columbo episode.
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Jessie Gender @jessiegender.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Every word of this
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Jady Marmalade @rabid-child.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m eligible to be a member of the Daughters of the American Revolution, the United Empire Loyalists’ Association of Canada, and the Daughters of Union Veterans of the Civil War (through a Canadian-born ancestor). Genealogy is bonkers.
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Hugh Brechin @hughrbrechin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You're laughing. Princess Beatrice's friend Alice Naylor-Leyland has been attacked by a rogue owl during a chaotic photoshoot and you're laughing.
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Scott Dworkin @dworkin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nenko Gantchev, 56, a Chicago business owner, died in GEO Group's ICE detention center in Michigan. Ten weeks later, GEO's PAC sent a check to Mike Rogers for Senate. www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/trump-fill...
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Trump Fills The ICE Prisons. The Prison Companies Fund Nine GOP Senate Candidates.
Every name, from the filings nobody added up. Also: Georgia’s voters, Jerome Powell, and 30,000 prison workers all beat Trump this week.
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Jady Marmalade @rabid-child.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As one does. I want ICE to know Paula Poundstone is one Wait, Wait this week.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 01/10/2026
If I went to Switzerland and won a Swiss watch precision contest, I would literally never talk about anything else
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
do men understand the extent to which women are ready to burn it all down right now
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't find the Schmitt Senate fiasco remotely funny. It's just McCarthyism but more incompetent. It's appalling, & a constitutional order that can't end this level of unserious lying & extremist nonsense isn't worth saving. We need massive institutional reform to make sure it never happens again.
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Jady Marmalade @rabid-child.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ICE has killed more people than there are trans people in sports.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
like literally what if this is all because a group chat of male staffers referred to *a women’s basketball game* as *a basketball game*, without appending “women’s” to it so you know it’s a special lesser category of the default version of the thing, and MAGA simply could not comprehend that
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