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fraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

You know nothing about cheesecake

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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

i saw this last night and cannot stop laughing at it

an IG post from “natemorebikes” that is a comic with 4 panels
panel 1: a poorly drawn person saying “penis on my butt”
panel 2: same person says “please do not pee inside there”
panel 3: same person says “pee is for toilets”
panel 4: two people at a table tell the person “you have single-handedly ruined an art form.” in the background is a sign that says “haiku competition”

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Amazing statement from the chaplain of the MN Timberwolves, I’m guessing in response to the craven press release co-signed by so many local CEOs today (inc the Timberwolves!) calling for the “deescalation of tensions” here but refusing to assign any specific blame or even *mention* ICE / CBP

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Took the app off my phone because it won’t let you turn off location, it’s okay I think the last TikTok I downloaded was as good as it got

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Kevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

Reminds me of one of my favorite memes:

Five panel meme arranged vertically. The first shows a grey haired mustachioed man saying "socialism never works." The next panel has a younger man wearing a hat saying, "Norway is socialist and they're doing great." The third panel has the mustachioed man apparently yelling, "They're not socialist they're capitalist countries with strong welfare policies." The third panel shows the hatted man throwing a chair and apparently yelling, "then let's adopt those policies!" The final panel has the mustachioed man yelling back, "No, that's socialism."

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

so many greats, I think about this one a lot

Mike fossey tweet:

wow, I can’t believe that guy did that… i apologize for him and all men, including me. if you need anyone to have sex with you let me know

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Teralita @teralita.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

I read a lot. It’s rare a book surprises me. Even books I love. This was an exception. I cannot recommend it enough to lovers of literary horror.

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

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Ashley Feinberg @ashleyfeinberg.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

in the mood for a good scary book, like scariest book you've ever read scary, who's got something for me

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Poppa Don Foggy @hudsonhawk.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

Shoutout to @edsbs.bsky.social for lobbing this onto my FYP. God bless and go cayuts

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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 27/05/2024

Herman Melville on moderates, all the way back in 1857:

“You are an abolitionist, ain’t you?”
“As to that, I cannot so readily answer. If by abolitionist you mean a zealot, I am none; but if you mean a man, who, being a man, feels for all men, slaves included, and by any lawful act, opposed to nobody’s interest, and therefore, rousing nobody’s enmity, would willingly abolish suffering (supposing it, in its degree, to exist) from among mankind, irrespective of color, then am I what you say.”
“Picked and prudent sentiments. You are the moderate man, the invaluable understrapper of the wicked man. You, the moderate man, may be used for wrong, but are useless for right.”

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ceej @ceej.online · 07/02/2025

starting a thread of NPC names I invented that made my D&D party so mad they yelled at me

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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

me and the boys celebrating rory winning the masters

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Gerry Canavan @gerrycanavan.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

every college, corporate, and nonprofit president right now

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

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Sbooks @bemorelikeharper.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Letting love inspire me. 59 seconds of bars.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 17/07/2023

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

what looney tunes needs is a prequel where bugs bunny confirms elmer fudd & marvin the martian are not on the spectrum before Targeting them

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berserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

If I were in charge of how the state functions, Brian Thompson would still be alive because his job of Murder Poor People for Profit wouldn't exist. Simple as.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/12/2024

i am sorry to my gen x coworkers but you have to understand i am never, under any circumstances, going to answer a teams call without a message outlining why we need to talk first

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