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Joe Caruso

@quagthias.bsky.social
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Boring accountant.

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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is an infuriating narrative. Appalling in every sense but one: This young woman at the center was and is relentlessly heroic.
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Police didn’t believe a 12-year-old who said she'd been raped. Then she hit record.
“If I didn’t find the evidence for them, I wasn’t too sure they would find it.”
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aLec robBins @alecrobbins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
looked up mine and this is killing me lmao
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
To expand on this: Bigotry isn't a result of an innocent misunderstanding, or not having all the facts. It's not a choice made rationally, defeated with a rational argument. Bigotry is a self-protective, foundational belief used to help make the world make sense to them. Debate won't change that.
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 03/10/2026
You'd think that the Democratic party would be making hay over their opposition's biggest donor fighting to let his bot keep making revenge porn.
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Jake Laperruque @jakelaperruque.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Here we go again
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
DEAR PENTHOUSE, I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD HAPPEN TO ME: I Became a Kombucha Guy
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Poorly Aged Things @poorlyagedstuff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Julia Serano @juliaserano.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
at an airport rn and it's absolutely startling how many people are playing videos on their phones or taking calls on speaker phone, all sans headphones. all of these people should be severely reprimanded!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
“He definitely isn’t fluent, and I doubt he’ll ever get there, but he’s truly come a long way from being unable to pronounce a single word intelligibly.” — Xi Jinping
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Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
WASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres...
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If only we had historical records from the most prosperous period in American history when the ultra rich were taxed at 90%+ rates. Alas.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
How is ICE making record arrests? I found the answer in Pa. coal country, where cops lured by a promise of federal $$$ have embraced ICE's 287(g) and are throwing up checkpoints, raiding job sites, arresting 100s, and terrorizing their communities My special report www.inquirer.com/opinion/penn...
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In Pa. coal country, local police join with ICE to bring arrests, fear | Will Bunch
Pa.'s Schuylkill County is the new face of Trump's mass deportation, as local cops lured by federal cash bust scores of migrants.
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Julia Serano @juliaserano.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
IMHO if you're a generally pro-trans Dem & the GOP hits you with anti-trans attack ads, maybe don't make pronoun jokes? I still think the best response by far is to call them "weird" or "genital-inspectors" or stress the GOP wants to insert themselves into other ppl's healthcare decisions
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You’ve gotta use AI because it’s the future. But also it’ll take your job. But also it’ll create a paradise on earth and solve most of our problems. But also it’ll end humanity soon. But also you’ll get left behind if you don’t use it right now.
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Mx Jay Baker (they/he) @mediaactivist.com · 03/09/2026
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Zohran Mamdani Ms Rachel
Alt: Zohran Mamdani and Ms Rachel "crying."
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/09/2026
i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 01/09/2026
Breaking News: A whistle-blower at the U.S. Postal Service said Trump officials were defying court orders with a “secretive, rushed” effort affecting voting by mail.
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Whistle-Blower Says Trump Officials Are Defying Court Orders on Voting by Mail
A report detailed “grave concerns” that a new system being rushed into use by the U.S. Postal Service could imperil millions of mail ballots ahead of the midterm elections.
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Babe, I think we’re ready to take it to R3.
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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Joe Caruso @quagthias.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Even if this were true I'd be like "and who was president one year ago?"
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 14/08/2026
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Most of our current awful policies are attributable to either simple corruption or gutter racism, but a shocking amount of the remainder comes down to “Some guy told Trump a random crackpot thing, he decided it was true, and no amount of evidence or argument can disabuse him of it.”
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Chuck Schumer Vows Democrats Will Make Iran War More Affordable thehardtimes.net/news/chuck-s...
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Chuck Schumer Vows Democrats Will Make Iran War More Affordable
WASHINGTON — New York Democratic Senator Charles Schumer promised that if Democrats take control of the House and Senate after the November... Get the full story
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Joe Caruso @quagthias.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I can't believe I need to say this but, Harry Potter, and by extension, Dobby, are NOT REAL.
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
*sighs as I exit the time machine* I'm here to stop a children's book.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 28/07/2026
Israel is giving Trump's former campaign manager millions of dollars to fill the internet with pro-Israel articles written by AI, not so that anyone will actually read them, but so that *LLMs will train on them* & regurgitate their perspective. This is the future of the information environment.
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Israel Is Paying Millions to Train AI Chatbots How to Talk About Gaza. It's Working.
Former Trump campaign manager Brad Parscale is overseeing an operation posting hundreds of blog posts on behalf of Israel, with the goal of infiltrating artificial intelligence.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 20/07/2026
“Obama was opposed to gay marriage, give it time, don’t seek perfection on trans issues from Dems.” Yeah, but gay marriage was a new right LGBT people were seeking. Sports, bathrooms, and IDs are something trans people have had for decades. Going BACKWARDS Is the opposite of the Obama comparison.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/07/2026
Man Who Bought 'Odyssey’ Ticket Year Ahead Correctly Assumed He Wouldn’t Have Anything Going On
Man Who Bought 'Odyssey’ Ticket Year Ahead Correctly Assumed He Wouldn’t Have Anything Going On
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Julia Serano @juliaserano.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
BRAND NEW VIDEO: not only my most thorough take-down of these anti-trans talking points, but it explains why women & minority groups are often stereotyped as "contagious" & "excessively sexual." it compiles a decade of my work, so please watch & "like" & share so others see it! youtu.be/rJq9ran4Sdc
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Transgender "Social Contagion," "Grooming," & the Stigma-Contamination Mindset
YouTube video by Julia Serano
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Joe Caruso @quagthias.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Tough week for people with Graham as their first or last name who knew better but chose evil anyway.
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James GHOULizio 👻 @theswweet.myatproto.social · 06/07/2026
The loss of talent in the industry is a failure on all of our parts regardless, but if we really just lost Id Tech I am going to actually scream. You had a greatly scalable engine with robust RT support, with modern features and good performance across a range of games! Don't fucking kill it!
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Jehtt @turbojehtt.net · 05/07/2026
I love how they expanded on the story in this game.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were on a hospital ship at the edge of U.S. territorial waters making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me
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Walker Bragman @walkerbragman.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The anti-vax group formerly led by Robert Kennedy Jr. has been promoting the story of a woman who says vaccines killed her 18-month-old twins. She’s the lead plaintiff in the group’s lawsuit against the American Academy of Pediatrics. Well, now she’s been charged with suffocating the toddlers.
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Plaintiff in Children’s Health Defense Lawsuit Charged With Murder
A mother who blamed vaccines for the deaths of her toddler twins and joined the anti-vax group’s lawsuit against the American Academy of Pediatrics has been charged with murdering her children.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 03/07/2026
Mamdani: "As we mark 250 years ... we see the wealthiest country -- one where children go to sleep hungry while the world's first trillionaire hungers for more ... we see masked agents terrorizing our streets, eating food cooked by undocumented neighbors before spiriting them away in unmarked vans"
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Hari Kunzru @harikunzru.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The $400m flying bribe has shelves of fake books, some titled “Library”.
Karoline Leavitt inthe $400m flying bribe slash natsec nightmareA shelf of fake books, some titled “Library”
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Walter (🎃👻 RIP 🪦💀) @nedzeppelin.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Ted wouldn’t know this since he’s always on vacation whenever the power grid is failing
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
More athletes have gotten a career out of finishing fifth to three cis swimmers and one trans than have lost a scholarship because of a trans athlete.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Oh noooo the Republicans might make a poster child of one of the most incredibly likable, optimistic young guys who hustles daily to keep his excellent promises nooooo
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
What’s remarkable about all this stuff is the stolen valor. You didn’t build shit, you won a birth lottery. You are a podcaster not Emperor Vespasian. bsky.app/profile/just...
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The reasoning here is absurd enough that it should be part of the story: "Supreme Court rules that Trump statements that Haitians 'probably have AIDS,' are 'poisoning the blood of our country,' are 'eating cats and dogs," do not constitute racial animus."
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Derek Faraci @whwoolhat.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Best comedy of the year
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
American Jew, here. Rabbi, actually! AIPAC is not, in fact, "Millions of people." It's a lobbying *org* that spends a lot of money to influence lawmakers with the goal of getting substantial military spending to another govt., & associated goals. US Jews are a *people*, with diverse opinions!
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anokayguy most Auteur @anokayguy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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