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pmcq @pxmcq.bsky.social · 8h
Somehow feels more embarrassing than a loss 🫠
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
we built a machine that can automate internet crimes. who should be held accountable? nobody of course
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 04/10/2026
google's ai proving absolutely indispensable in dublin
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[AI] Know before you go 
• People say to try a pint of the popular Guinness
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence:
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
never skip leg day
An oil painting of a giant white ox, with a massive body and extremely tiny legs. He stands solemnly in a field beneath a moody sky, as if presiding over some kind battle.
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pmcq @pxmcq.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Clearly no one at @theonion.com had Uncle Worm, smh
A fake ad from the print version of the onion. It's for Texas Instruments and features a large photo of a clear TI-83 with the caption "Finally, a screen they won't get addicted to," ignoring the very real perils of downloading and trading TI-83 games at school.
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pmcq @pxmcq.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I remember seeing a monument in Charleston, SC for this submarine that sank and killed all its crew 3 times in the harbor, including the inventor lol en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H._L._H...
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H. L. Hunley - Wikipedia
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Newspaper headline: WOODLAND FAIRIES DEFEATED IN FLORAL ARRANGEMENT CONTEST. In the article’s photo we see a man in a sweater vest posing next to his winning arrangement with a 1st place medal around his neck. To his left we see his opponents: a defeated band of woodland fairies with their losing arrangement. They look distraught and confused and they should be, reader. How could this happen to the heavy tournament favorites? They’re woodland fairies. Flowers are their life and yet when it was all on the line, they came up short. The winner was just a floral enthusiast not even a professional florist. A shocking defeat and an inspiring win.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
www.welcometohellworld.com/i-do-not-bel...
Just once in my life I would like to see a Democrat being interviewed by right wing media like Fox News or right wing media like every single other outlet treat their questions with the contempt they deserve. I know it's not going to fix everything or maybe even anything but how much coverage and how much groundswell of excitement from the base do you think it would inspire if when asked about "boys in girls sports" or some other stupid fucking culture war distraction one of them finally said "What the fuck are you talking about man? You sound like a dumb asshole right now."

What's the worst that's going to happen the New York Times is gonna work overtime to make sure you don't get elected? They were already doing that buddy.

You simply say "Are you stupid? Do you think I am stupid? And do you think all of the people watching at home are stupid? Everyone sees through what you are doing. Using one group as a scapegoat for the very real problems everyone has – all caused by Republicans by the way – unlike this fake one you have made up. Dumb asshole."

Just go on the attack for once instead of sitting there trying to please your enemy who is in the process of trying to humiliate you.

And if you want to say something else true that almost no Democrat ever says for some reason you can top it off with a “Every single Republican in our lifetime has sought to make our lives worse in every way possible. I’d like to try to stop that.”
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
BORN 2 WALK / FORCED 2 DRIVE / GET SHRIT AT dashare.zone/products/bor... - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
BORN TOO WALK FORCED TOO DRIVE - FULL OF CHIP BAG'S WONT START AGAIN, NO ONE WATCHES WHERE THERE GOING, A COWARDS TRANSPORT, ASS MOBILE, OIL CHANGE AGAIN, FUCK EM, TO MUCH HONKING TO FAST TO EXPENSIVE BEEP BEEP TO MANY TIRES FUCK CAR'S - AND IM RIGHT AND THATS THAT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
sorry, but torturing the omelas kid is just a smart move, polling-wise. i personally wish there wasn't a kid in the omelas hole--of course i do!--but let's not get distracted by purity tests, here.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/09/2026
trying to get people to understand that the trans women in sports debate isn’t really about sports but a meta narrative pushed by the right all about slowly getting all trans people out of public life is truly impossible
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Well that depends. Do you think words have meanings? Like, when people say things, should we attach linguistic definitions to the words they use? Or do you think, like, you know, nothing really means anything, language is just kinda jazz and we should just kinda groove and zone out?
USA Today headline: Trump floats $5,000 checks 'if the Republicans win.' Is that a bribe?
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 02/09/2026
so unfair that you might be attacked for just wanting a white ethnostate anyway after like a decade plus of usage i canceled my @1password.bsky.social subscription and switched to apple passwords. took 15 minutes.
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VeGOREpunk AuHORROR @vegapunk-aurora.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY!
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pmcq @pxmcq.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The problem is friendless dipshits like Musk, Thiel, and Ellison earnestly filled this list out and are forcing their answers on all of us. How they think isn't even a secret, they say it all the time!
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026
I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form
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Mateusz Fafinski @calthalas.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
How dare you forbid vehicles in cities! We cannot have towns where the only vehicles will be for deliveries and services! This is an insane left-wing idea, a novelty against any tradition and it will kill the inner cities. Lex Iulia Municipalis from 45 BCE:
14) After January 1 next no one shall drive a wagon along the streets of Rome or along those streets in the suburbs where there is continuous housing after sunrise or before the tenth hour of the day, except whatever will be proper for the transportation and the importation of material for building temples of the immortal gods, or for public works, or for removing from the city rubbish from those buildings for whose demolition public contracts have been let. For these purposes permission shall be granted by this law to specified persons to drive wagons for the reasons stated.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
if a guy hollered Play That Funky Music White Boy while i was playing funky music, i'd be like, Yuuup, for one second til Play That Funky Music RIGHT ruins the whole evening for me. i'm in my head now. what the hell am i doing here. a white boy shouldn't be in charge of funky music. this is madness
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 28/08/2026
"Milo got arrested!" "That's good!" "By an unaccountable secret police force" "That's bad" "He supported them, though, so there's delicious irony at play." "That's good!" "But they came for him because fascist power has reached a point where petty infighting can lead to arrests" "That's bad"
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026
I got nothing pt. 2
The bot told him, as Baldeo recounts, "Your mom very much values new experiences, being around people from different cultures, different socioeconomic backgrounds, and this is how you should frame it to her: that you're exploring a part of Chicago that is more diverse." Her son took this tact to Baldeo, and she said yes. It was only later that she saw the chat history that let her know he had gamed the bot to manipulate her.

"My instinctual reaction after the fact was, 'oh my gosh, I was manipulated by my own reasoning,'" she says. "I reflected on it and I thought, that's a really clever way to use it, because that's not how I built it."
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pmcq @pxmcq.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Currently reading Williams S Burroughs' Naked Lunch, and this quote immediately made me think of AI artists - "A coprophage calls for a plate, shits on it and eats the shit, exclaiming, 'Mmmm, that's my rich substance.'"
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
As you walk down the street, my voice can be heard out of each passing Flock camera. “Tan shoes don’t go with dark worsted suits,” says the next Flock camera. “To understand this,” says the third camera, “we must go back to the early 1900s, when men’s dress was divided between city and country.”
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pmcq @pxmcq.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
that movie already exists! Why would we make Weekend at Bernie's? m.youtube.com/watch?v=YRMa...
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We ain't making Casablanca
YouTube video by No Watermark Clips
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pmcq @pxmcq.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Excuse me?
The American tourist from In Bruges
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Merchant Adventurers’ Hall @merchantshallyork.org · 18/08/2026
Right everyone the wine harvest is about to start. Have we got our hedgehogs at the ready?
We are looking at a scene from the Bestiary of Rochester showing three hedgehogs having what we can only describe as the best time collecting grapes off vines. One is covered with grapes and is heading off into the burrow whilst the other two are on their backs rolling around in the grapes. The whole scene is then gilded with the exception of the blue and green vines and the brown hedgehogs.
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Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In the Renaissance people theorized, since the Aeneid is great, if you wrote poems made only of words & phrases from the Aeneid rearranged they should be great too, since a great source regurgitated should yield greatness. They produced NOTHING we still read. Thinking about that a lot lately.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/08/2026
Read The Onion to a girl. Become a member at membership.theonion.com.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I know it's silly to play "on pace for" games, but Baez is 23 years old. If he has a 17 year career and reaches, say, 10,000 plate appearances, he is on pace to total 10,000 home runs.
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Vince @jva.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If u love crossing the street... smash that mf beg button
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I have, with my own eyes, watched my tax dollars in the form of missiles as they hit buildings inhabited by civilians. I'd much prefer subsidizing a grocery story I don't use.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Good framing.
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Kindergarten girls targeted for invasive exams by new GOP-led ballot measure
Washington State voters will decide the fate of a ballot initiative that would require girls from kindergarten through high school to undergo sex-verification testing before playing school sports — a ...
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 30/07/2026
COMMENTARY: It doesn’t get much dumber than Donald Trump and Sean Duffy’s war on “DEI bike lanes”
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It Doesn't Get Much Dumber Than Trump's War on 'DEI Bike Lanes'
Donald Trump and Sean Duffy have waged a war against "DEI bike lanes," arguing that they take up room that could be used for cars.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/07/2026
Meatpacking Plant Workers Weirded Out By Guy Older Than 16 theonion.com/meatpacking-plant-work…
Meatpacking Plant Workers Weirded Out By Guy Older Than 16
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pmcq @pxmcq.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
That horse's name? Thomas Pynchon. We only *think* he is a recluse
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/07/2026
Adult Man Genuinely Inspired By AI Video Of Lion Wearing Rolex theonion.com/adult-man-genuinely-in…
Adult Man Genuinely Inspired By AI Video Of Lion Wearing Rolex
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/07/2026
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Grave Concerns theonion.com/grave-concerns
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Grave Concerns
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The Republican Party must be destroyed as a functional political entity. But conservatism itself must be eradicated in any way that resembles it's modern existence. There is nothing to save. There is nothing that deserves your respect.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/07/2026
say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
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pmcq @pxmcq.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Stick little snacks on it like a shrike youtu.be/RPXDouwQFFs
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Cute Bird Impales Its Prey | World's Weirdest
YouTube video by Nat Geo Animals
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/07/2026
CEO Reveals How He Used AI To Build One-Person Company That's $1.3 Billion In Debt
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Michelle @thegreenstudy.com · 05/07/2026
This essay by Colson Whitehead always makes me laugh & continue my neo-Luddite behaviors with renewed vigor. "Studies show that overreliance on these digital tools causes cognitive decline, but if current events are any indication, nobody’s making much of a contribution anyway." archive.is/9VH5o
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