Reposted by JaspurrRebecca R Helm @rebeccarhelm.bsky.social · 18hThe spooky season has arrived, and that means Creepy Biology is upon us. It's time to talk origins. It's time to talk gore. It's time to talk about BLOOD. Specifically, YOUR blood 🩸 [a thread] 612551
Reposted by JaspurrPAT 626 and the Upcoming Announcement @pat626.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This threa needs to be shouted at centrists daily. 011
Reposted by JaspurrI Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026Thing is the whole thing is premised on the idea a child should need a six figure loan to keep going to school rather than educating people being a public benefit. 5494103
Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Old white men admit the current issues are human rights issues that DO have a moral value and are not "how much taxpayer funds should be spent on road repair?" bullshit challenge 030
Reposted by JaspurrJeremiah🏳️🌈 @jeremiahrappel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026How come we always have to befriend Republicans but Republicans are never asked to take a Democrat out to f’ing lunch? 13116741
Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 05/10/2026i went to lunch with someone on the other side of the ideological fence and got disowned but okay! 171
Reposted by JaspurrTru Skies @trudieskies.readindiefantasy.com · 05/10/2026I'm petty, I'll block anyone that shares anything vaguely Harry Potter related. I unfollowed someone on Goodreads cos it showed them reading one of the books. Get the fuck outta here. 129213
Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 05/10/2026States Rights, UNLESS they want rights to something republicans dont want, like empathy or kindess or education or public health 020
Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Buddy even has a soft little yes-man following him around as an apparent replacement for Avery, that lil guy tries so hard and Buddy lowkey hates him for not being Avery 010
Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Buddy Crane is the top lawyer in the NATION and this waify lil nobody lives in his head RENT FREE years post whatever they had in law school - we never see anyone reminding him who Avery is, what his firm does, he already knows. 110
Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The avery/crane shippers aren't WRONG tho. Like. You KNOW Avery left Crane to try and do something heteronormative and toxic but easier. Crane latched on to Avery's lack of ambition as a point of resentment bc it feels better, superior to addressing the core rejection he really feels 120
Reposted by JaspurrDanny Cherry Jr (twitter/Insta/tiktok: @Deecherrywriter) @deecherrywriter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I love how whenever I start research for a project and come across the name of an obscure right wing mega donor then Google them and learn that every time I buy something simple like trash bags I’ve been giving money to a fascist 924778
Reposted by JaspurrChanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026every day I think about how misogynoir is stress and stress goes right into your blood pressure isn’t it cool how everyone has been handed a basic tool to slowly destroy you, physically, while also proclaiming their innocence and how their part in it isn’t that big of a deal? 726349
Reposted by Jaspurrash s. @housegoblin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026sisyphus when his boulder doesn’t show up at his hearing: 2424101
Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 03/10/2026BBNO$ is throwing a charity concert with Scene Queen and Mxmtoon (and others) to raise money and awareness for Palestinian children! and it looks freaking AMAZING yall dang 010
Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 03/10/2026sometimes the good you saw in somebody was what you projected onto them, because you are a kind person who has difficulty imagining being any other way. 021
Reposted by JaspurrSpider. @vaspider.gay · 03/10/2026I keep looking for ways to explain how tired I am of trying to exist and being made political but I can't do any better than this: 0507
Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i am finally able to eat and one of my teeth just broke. is this irony 140
Reposted by JaspurrDr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me. 5361522290
Reposted by JaspurrGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/09/2026don't bother addressing a congregation unless you're in the baroque creature pulpit 132492600
Reposted by JaspurrJ. P. Gownder (கவுண்டர்) @jgownder.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Reposting with alt-text. These aren't far left positions, folks. Democrats in particularneed to take note. @matthewjdowd.bsky.social 110147
Reposted by JaspurrPAT 626 and the Upcoming Announcement @pat626.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If the majority of Americans don't believe in any of the policies the current Administration is enacting, then how did we even get here? And the answer is that Democrats have been chasing those votes instead of all of the people sitting out the election because the party isn't Progressive anymore. 111
Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 02/10/2026She was already pretty upset by our quarantine protocols with Pat and now we arent even going to WORK? what about her weekly weekend party?? (also cancelled.) Life is so hard for a pup. 020
Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 02/10/2026yesterday i woke up thinking "i feel a little off" and went downhill so fast that i showed up to work just in time for them to send my ass home before i started exorcist puking. Our dog has been horrified and glued to my side ever since 221
Reposted by JaspurrOwen Dennis: Infinity Train/Among Us Show creator @owendennis.com · 30/09/2026The delicate question on how long to wait to turn the group chat discussion back to jokes is torture. At least a day usually? 3937
Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 30/09/2026 the current news cycle has witchtok POPPING OFF with spell recommendations, ive never seen so many forced reflection spells being tossed around, not to mention the HEXES people are advocating rn 010
Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Pat is sick and quarantined in our bedroom for now because Covid. I thought that would be an ideal time to catch up on my many many books but honestly i ended up watching Coyote Vs Acme and playing games 130
Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Starbuck would find a way to escape, injure herself, or damage a cord as soon as we stopped paying attention to her. I cannot believe that somebody tried it, but thats the only reason they send out these Dipshit PSA letters 020
Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 30/09/2026your dog simply is not welcome in the communal fitness lounge with the heavy machinery and free weights and no part of that should be a surprise 230
Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 30/09/2026love getting lil letters from the landlord gently reminding us that we live in a society and renting has Rules 130
Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The Greater Roadrunner is monogamous and has a lengthy courtship process - chasing, tail wagging, playfighting, and acoustic signals. They finish up by offering food or nesting materials to the mate. To a Roadrunner btw, cacti, thorns, snakeskins and feathers are all nesting materials. 141
Reposted by JaspurrKat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026For me, the hardest thing about stories like the Cornell gang rape case isn’t reading the initial details—although that is hard. What’s even harder is when men online, especially the journalists and pundits, start trying to combat the feminist outrage by purposefully seeding doubt and victim-blaming 312256422
Reposted by JaspurrHannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward 10134703780
Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Florida catholic schools are refusing to accept "religious exemption" as an out for antivaxx losers because the religion in those schools is Catholicism and being antivax isnt actually a tenet of the faith! 051
Reposted by Jaspurrouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026ANNUAL HALLOWEEN REMINDER THAT ANYTHING WITH ACTIVATED CHARCOAL *WILL* FUCK WITH YOUR MEDICATIONS 3932222253
Reposted by JaspurrFive @5arah.com · 26/09/2026“hey, I know you have felt alienated and alone your entire life, and there is a way to figure out why that is, and I acknowledge that it would change your life knowing it, but I think you should just be fine with not knowing because I have deeply-held beliefs of austerity being virtuous.” 1113
Reposted by JaspurrJames Hamilton @jameshamiltonwriter.com · 25/09/2026horror movie of the year you guys 2112
Reposted by JaspurrNatee (they/them) @himmapaan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026🪲 @premeemohamed.com 👀 727774
Reposted by JaspurrPresident Werewolf G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 28/10/2025First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol First night as a vampire hunter: oh no 72001538
Reposted by JaspurrWerehud Cursedweil @ehudkurzweil.bsky.social · 24/09/2026MARATHON CODEX ENTRY 1: Everybody loves Drinkable Cheeseburger, the Cheeseburger you can drink with one hand! Share with a friend! MARATHON CODEX ENTRY 2: Drinkable Cheeseburger as a staple food results in psychological deterioration and loss of bone mass MARATHON CODEX ENTRY 5: 421778
Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 24/09/2026sorry, the lack of humor really threw me. Thanks for explaining bud! 001
Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 24/09/2026typing glyphs into my magic rock to send messages to my friends with properly keyed sending stones of their own "Dost thou consider Zoltar to be a prophet himself or merely a tool?" 010
Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 24/09/2026computer witches are real, they're out here, and they're feeding egregores with shitposts. AI is more accurately described as a cognitohazard or curse, as it diminishes your capacity for critical thinking over time and thereby robs you of power needed for any sort of witchcraft 110