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Jaspurr

@pugliacci.bsky.social
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i'm Jasper! (he/him) hobby artist (digital painting and misc crafts), gaming nerd, folk witch. this is a personal account for shitposting and saying swears. 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈

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Rebecca R Helm @rebeccarhelm.bsky.social · 18h
The spooky season has arrived, and that means Creepy Biology is upon us. It's time to talk origins. It's time to talk gore. It's time to talk about BLOOD. Specifically, YOUR blood 🩸 [a thread]
A blood splatter by Luis Moraga 17, from wikimedia commons: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:EFECTOS_(SANGRE)_(93).png
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PAT 626 and the Upcoming Announcement @pat626.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This threa needs to be shouted at centrists daily.
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
Thing is the whole thing is premised on the idea a child should need a six figure loan to keep going to school rather than educating people being a public benefit.
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Old white men admit the current issues are human rights issues that DO have a moral value and are not "how much taxpayer funds should be spent on road repair?" bullshit challenge
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Jeremiah🏳️‍🌈 @jeremiahrappel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How come we always have to befriend Republicans but Republicans are never asked to take a Democrat out to f’ing lunch?
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i went to lunch with someone on the other side of the ideological fence and got disowned but okay!
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Tru Skies @trudieskies.readindiefantasy.com · 05/10/2026
I'm petty, I'll block anyone that shares anything vaguely Harry Potter related. I unfollowed someone on Goodreads cos it showed them reading one of the books. Get the fuck outta here.
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
States Rights, UNLESS they want rights to something republicans dont want, like empathy or kindess or education or public health
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Buddy even has a soft little yes-man following him around as an apparent replacement for Avery, that lil guy tries so hard and Buddy lowkey hates him for not being Avery
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Buddy Crane is the top lawyer in the NATION and this waify lil nobody lives in his head RENT FREE years post whatever they had in law school - we never see anyone reminding him who Avery is, what his firm does, he already knows.
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The avery/crane shippers aren't WRONG tho. Like. You KNOW Avery left Crane to try and do something heteronormative and toxic but easier. Crane latched on to Avery's lack of ambition as a point of resentment bc it feels better, superior to addressing the core rejection he really feels
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Danny Cherry Jr (twitter/Insta/tiktok: @Deecherrywriter) @deecherrywriter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I love how whenever I start research for a project and come across the name of an obscure right wing mega donor then Google them and learn that every time I buy something simple like trash bags I’ve been giving money to a fascist
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
every day I think about how misogynoir is stress and stress goes right into your blood pressure isn’t it cool how everyone has been handed a basic tool to slowly destroy you, physically, while also proclaiming their innocence and how their part in it isn’t that big of a deal?
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ash s. @housegoblin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
sisyphus when his boulder doesn’t show up at his hearing:
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
BBNO$ is throwing a charity concert with Scene Queen and Mxmtoon (and others) to raise money and awareness for Palestinian children! and it looks freaking AMAZING yall dang
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
sometimes the good you saw in somebody was what you projected onto them, because you are a kind person who has difficulty imagining being any other way.
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Spider. @vaspider.gay · 03/10/2026
I keep looking for ways to explain how tired I am of trying to exist and being made political but I can't do any better than this:
hairy tits and all

Jul 1, 2024


Spider Perry

when i was 20 i said: you made me political.

not me! you did. you made my love political,

my joy political, seeing a body like mine

in flickering red-blue-green composite light,

you made that political, too. but i was letting you

define everything, even politics. the truth is,

I wake up political, brush my teeth political,

even my morning shit has a point of view.

maybe yours doesn't: if so, honestly, officer,

I kinda pity you. everyone worth knowing knows

everything worth doing is political. I only

pass this way once: let me do so

like i mean it, dyke laughter

and hairy tits

and all.

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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i am finally able to eat and one of my teeth just broke. is this irony
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/09/2026
don't bother addressing a congregation unless you're in the baroque creature pulpit
Baroque pulpit ca. 1750, rebuilt 1856, Parish church in Dobroszów.

a fanciful scaled sculpture where the serpents open mouth serves as the pulpit
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 02/10/2026
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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J. P. Gownder (கவுண்டர்) @jgownder.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Reposting with alt-text. These aren't far left positions, folks. Democrats in particularneed to take note. @matthewjdowd.bsky.social
G Matthew Dowd @matthew.... 4h Latest WSJ poll:
"63% want to pause Al development 61% want a billionaire wealth tax 59% want Medicare for All 57% want a $20 minimum wage 58% want to end U.S. military aid to Israel"
This is the center of the country politically. it is time all adjust to this political spectrum, esp. media.
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PAT 626 and the Upcoming Announcement @pat626.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If the majority of Americans don't believe in any of the policies the current Administration is enacting, then how did we even get here? And the answer is that Democrats have been chasing those votes instead of all of the people sitting out the election because the party isn't Progressive anymore.
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
tumblr post:
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Aug 31, 2023
Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs
Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

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Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head.
You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
She was already pretty upset by our quarantine protocols with Pat and now we arent even going to WORK? what about her weekly weekend party?? (also cancelled.) Life is so hard for a pup.
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yesterday i woke up thinking "i feel a little off" and went downhill so fast that i showed up to work just in time for them to send my ass home before i started exorcist puking. Our dog has been horrified and glued to my side ever since
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Owen Dennis: Infinity Train/Among Us Show creator @owendennis.com · 30/09/2026
The delicate question on how long to wait to turn the group chat discussion back to jokes is torture. At least a day usually?
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the current news cycle has witchtok POPPING OFF with spell recommendations, ive never seen so many forced reflection spells being tossed around, not to mention the HEXES people are advocating rn
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i have a stack of books waiting to be read but
an iteration of the Unfaithful Boyfriend meme, where a man is ogling a woman labelled Coyote Vs Acme as his girlfriend to his right, labeled The Book of Hermetica, looks on in outrage
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pat is sick and quarantined in our bedroom for now because Covid. I thought that would be an ideal time to catch up on my many many books but honestly i ended up watching Coyote Vs Acme and playing games
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
LMAO FORREAL
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Starbuck would find a way to escape, injure herself, or damage a cord as soon as we stopped paying attention to her. I cannot believe that somebody tried it, but thats the only reason they send out these Dipshit PSA letters
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
your dog simply is not welcome in the communal fitness lounge with the heavy machinery and free weights and no part of that should be a surprise
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
love getting lil letters from the landlord gently reminding us that we live in a society and renting has Rules
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wiley and Roadrunner are MARRIED
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Greater Roadrunner is monogamous and has a lengthy courtship process - chasing, tail wagging, playfighting, and acoustic signals. They finish up by offering food or nesting materials to the mate. To a Roadrunner btw, cacti, thorns, snakeskins and feathers are all nesting materials.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For me, the hardest thing about stories like the Cornell gang rape case isn’t reading the initial details—although that is hard. What’s even harder is when men online, especially the journalists and pundits, start trying to combat the feminist outrage by purposefully seeding doubt and victim-blaming
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Florida catholic schools are refusing to accept "religious exemption" as an out for antivaxx losers because the religion in those schools is Catholicism and being antivax isnt actually a tenet of the faith!
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ANNUAL HALLOWEEN REMINDER THAT ANYTHING WITH ACTIVATED CHARCOAL *WILL* FUCK WITH YOUR MEDICATIONS
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Five @5arah.com · 26/09/2026
“hey, I know you have felt alienated and alone your entire life, and there is a way to figure out why that is, and I acknowledge that it would change your life knowing it, but I think you should just be fine with not knowing because I have deeply-held beliefs of austerity being virtuous.”
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James Hamilton @jameshamiltonwriter.com · 25/09/2026
horror movie of the year you guys
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Natee (they/them) @himmapaan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🪲 @premeemohamed.com 👀
Screenshot of a Twitter post by @PoorMatty, 5 Sep 20:

'Think of three friends. If none of them are beetles, you are a beetle.'

Screenshot of text, with the last sentence circled in red. : 

'Insect species are divided up into 32 orders. The largest group is beetles, with about 500,000 different species. One out of every four animals on the planet is a beetle.'
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President Werewolf G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol First night as a vampire hunter: oh no
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Werehud Cursedweil @ehudkurzweil.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
MARATHON CODEX ENTRY 1: Everybody loves Drinkable Cheeseburger, the Cheeseburger you can drink with one hand! Share with a friend! MARATHON CODEX ENTRY 2: Drinkable Cheeseburger as a staple food results in psychological deterioration and loss of bone mass MARATHON CODEX ENTRY 5:
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
sorry, the lack of humor really threw me. Thanks for explaining bud!
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
typing glyphs into my magic rock to send messages to my friends with properly keyed sending stones of their own "Dost thou consider Zoltar to be a prophet himself or merely a tool?"
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
computer witches are real, they're out here, and they're feeding egregores with shitposts. AI is more accurately described as a cognitohazard or curse, as it diminishes your capacity for critical thinking over time and thereby robs you of power needed for any sort of witchcraft
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