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Jaspurr

@pugliacci.bsky.social
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i'm Jasper! (he/him) hobby artist (digital painting and misc crafts), gaming nerd, folk witch. this is a personal account for shitposting and saying swears. 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈

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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i have a stack of books waiting to be read but
an iteration of the Unfaithful Boyfriend meme, where a man is ogling a woman labelled Coyote Vs Acme as his girlfriend to his right, labeled The Book of Hermetica, looks on in outrage
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Rebecca Thorne's Moss'd in Space, which I picked up off a display table on a whim
photo of a large paperback book with a lovely art piece of two figures sitting atop a rusted and moss covered spaceship half buried in the ground. The title is Moss'd In Space. The subline is "Human Romance Is Ridiculous."
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
can't believe pokopia is out here with a pixar-tier emotional gut punch told almost exclusively via environmental clue, more varied dialogue, AND vastly superior crafting and landscaping than ANCH. also my wife is in it, I met her yesterday and would do anything for her immediately
Ditto jumps in the air in shock as Tinkaton faceplants on the floor of her garbage tower in front of them. This is love at first sight, I cannot believe how CUTE they made her personality - this is the Entrapta of pokemon and I am delighted
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I started pokopia, and I gotta say, holy shit. Absolutely delivering on the promise of an unholy minecraft/crossing/pokemon cozy game. Obsessed with hearing the classic sound effects and seeing what the critter actually means, though.
A Scyther and a Combee watch a ditto pretending to be a pokemon trainer try to stare down a startled owl. The owl said Hoot! 
Usually there's more to the dialogue, I swear
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Wiki grew a cowplant accidentally-on-purpose and now Salis is helping him take care of it.
A fairy and a human tend to their pet cow plant. A cowplant is a big, toothy cow-monster-plant. Most of the body is a thick green vine, with a halo of leaves at the end and a monster maw blooming as the flower. It's weird, but kind of cute?
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
It's the arrested development meme of the wealthy Lucille Bluth holding a teacup and incredulously asking her son "It's one bananna, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?" I have crudely replaced bananna with LIVER.
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
basically you travel around helping people with harvests and deliveries all week, and on the weekends you set up a little stall and sell whatever goods you've cobbled together. People give you produce for helping, and you can forage along the road if you like to explore. I just made a salad!
Watch out! This possum has a knife! 
A cute lil possum stands in front of a checkered table having just completed his first 3 star salad. He appears to be inside the caravan, with wood floors, light walls, and a little loft for his bed. I think I can unlock decorations later.
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I started playing cosy caravan mostly because of the word "cosy" and the fact that I can play a possum
A cute lil possum in green overalls looks thoughtfully from a country road at his frog companion, Bubba. Bubba is holding the reins of an enormous bee pulling a cute lil wooden caravan. The art style is 3d and cutesy, with toylike simple shapes.
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Spotify keeps making suggestions to me based on a highly specific assumption about my reading/listening habits. I...have not interacted with this book yet, but I guess it's popular with people with my habits?
Spotify Suggestion: These titles are popular with listeners of "I'm Glad My Mom Died" and the suggestions are It and Fourth Wing. I have read none of these. I don't really do audiobooks.
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Crates has a pretty sick gamer nest started. I need to print out a display for his TV screen, but it's coming along well so ffar.
A pink labubu wearing a "be gay do crimes" necklace is sitting on a green beanbag while holding a bunch of babybel cheese. He has a grey beanie with a comet pin. the background is a cardboard diorama/room box of a gamer room that is just a disaster. The TV screen is blank but I want to print a darksouls screen for it. there are pringles everywhere. there's a random pop tart just laying out in front of the television. There is no drug paraphernalia yet but there are some bottles of booze mixed in among the sodas. He has a rainbow godzilla poster.
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
he throws the pokeball but raymond the cat from animal crossing was inside
it's a pink labubu with a grey knit cap and a big BE GAY DO CRIME necklace. He has a silver mani-pedi and is holding a poker pokeball. The pokeball is a novelty bead held on to the hand with a bit of elastic string but you can't tell! It is secure enough for a cute picture, at least.
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
sad because your kandi doesn't have enough overt sexuality, politics, or nostalgia? WELL CRY NO MORE, because Jelli bead dot com has the best shaped plastic beads I have ever seen. they also make PERFECT labubu props.
A white guy wrist in front of a messy living room background. There are two plastic bead bracelets. One is purple and gray beads and nintendo switch and gameboy beads. The other is trans flag colors and says F*CK ICE on one side and BE GAY DO CRIME on the other.
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Ozzie asked to see every room and went straight for my bidet. He stayed there until I made him leave??
Ozzie the koala sits on a bidet in a cute tiled bathroom. A mural of a beach and mountains is behind him on the wall. A plunger, toilet scrubber, and toilet paper are stacked nearby. He looks very peaceful in a sailor hat and cute lil shirt with katakana on it. No idea what the shirt says.
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
taking a break from The Horrors to start customizing Crates. he got the first layer of polish for a mani-pedi. I know people paint and even remove the eyes but I'm nervous to go that far
A pink labubu with a Grey knit hat, rainbow accented faux gold chain necklace, and fresh silver mani-pedi lounges on a green beanbag with a bottle of vodka. The background is cluttered but unimportant- just check out that gunmetal polish!
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
My hotel is advising all tourists to dress like clowns in order to fit in with the local vibe better and it's going great
A silver robot octopus is dressed as a jester with a silly little purple and yellow striped shirt with a red collar, blue pompoms, and a goofy hat to match. His tentacles are extended in greeting, probably.
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
@skeleklin.bsky.social and her beautiful wife gave me my new favorite child when we met up at Mag! Look at them!!! The tongue is POSEABLE!! I need to come up with a good name.
A soft, firmly stuffed opossum plushie with green eyes x'd out, luxurious green fur tipped with black, and a soft white belly. Even the lil nose is perfect. It's a snuggly punk possum plushie and I LOVE them augh
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Rubbing my hands together and cackling. This is Obojima! I want to map out all the official regions and locations to get a better idea of the whole thing. Did you know there is already a Courier Brigade with outposts all over the island? They do deliveries, escorts, and a bit of emergency aid.
A topo-style black and white map of the fictional island of Obojima, with some faint lines from the back of the page. It's not the cleanest scan, but the important details are clear.
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
BEHOLD!! my furby is coming along pretty well actually
Hand painted knockoff furby faceplate (no moving parts) in base pink with sparkly lime freeb eyes and a classic yellow beak. The forehead detail is filled in with gold. It's on a plate, and the eyes are sunken in because the top piece hasn't been added yet. it's in a white paper plate to dry.
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Arden, a dragon so old that he has memory loss to avoid going insane, is my favorite character and the best boy my GOODNESS
A beefy green dragon with golden horns, black hair, and a greasy cook apron is huffing air out of his nose. What he is saying doesn't matter. He's always grumpy and irritable, but he's a big softie. I love him so much, best character.
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Kent is trying to help
the same image as before, but the man - Kent - is saying "I would call it 'ghostwriting" with a little cough. He has a persistent cough that seemed sketchy at first but now I'm frankly very worried about his health
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
if you aren't playing Little Witch of the Woods on Steam, genuinely what are you waiting for, it's basically perfect
A bright eyed witch exclaims that "It's my first time forging official letters!" to a lavender haired fancy adult NPC. They're depicted standing in front of a large witchy house in a lovely forest clearing. The man looks rather suspicious but he's depicted here helping the protagonist forge some paperwork to assist with her quest. The witch's hat has a face kind of like a jack o lantern, and he looks much LESS thrilled about the whole situation.
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
these are fun- what fictional character do I remind you of?
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
this is a terrible photo of our TV screen of my spouse playing Tunic, an adorable game where THE BOSS JUST STAYED DEAD ON THE FLOOR??? Apparently??? 90% of the time when I look up this is a furry iso Zelda game in a made up language, but then sometimes I see just incredible shit
A little fox in a green tunic stands impassively beside the facedown corpse of a caped figure holding a sword. they appear to be atop a super tall tower like in Lord of the Rings or something. the lighting is bisexual and ominous. absolutely wild
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I have surgery in two weeks and because I have only ever really had dental work thus far, my brain has categorized the procedure as "BIG dentist" and I just
Finn the human, at the bottom of a hole like a well, surrounded by snakes and butter. He is upside down with a rope still tied around one foot. This is a still from the episode "Dentist" of Adventure Time
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Stoked to see GOOD frog memes finally - growing up it was strictly pepe or jesusfreak stuff, but Brick Frog goes hard
"Kristi Noem has released a photograph of the suspected antifa leader in Portland" but it's just a picture of Brick Frog, a low tier villian from Venture Brothers. Brick Frog is a man in a Frog outfit who throws bricks. This is of course a humorous reference to the unarmed protestors wearing inflatable Frog outfits to protest the fascist suppression of citizens by ICE.
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Friends, I am thrilled to announce that we have finally obtained everything needed for my tit banishing ritual! If you would like to help support myself and @pat626.bsky.social through the recovery period, this thread will include some links.
It's just a picture of me in a tank top getting a big kiss from my baby bichon Starbuck. She's white and her ears and tail are usually chalked to either compliment mine or a fun holiday design. We're both between dyejobs in this photo, with my hair sorta blonde-ish and her ears a faded purple.
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
I discovered the collage feature of pinterest and I think that I may have an illness. Anyways here's Paloma, she's very stable.
Collage of pigeons, Misty from Yellowjackets, medications, birdwatching stuff, knives, and quotes suggesting repressed anger/violence and a customer service job
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
My Facebook neurodivergent group is crashing out over this, everyone is disagreeing very firmly and someone admonished us all to read more Emily Post (probably helpful advice but also fuck no)
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
This is what the hamburglar wears for Grimace! Ronald was shocked and horrified as he is aero-ace and technically a space clown. Everyone knows clowns simply lay eggs! Mammals are lowkey gross.
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Birdie was clearly a nepotism hire while they were rehabilitating their brands image away from Overt Crimes. Big Bird's idiot cousin was the ideal addition to the cast for this purpose. Also, apparently Master Shake got his start here?
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
As we can see here from an older lineup, Mayor McCheese gained his land and position through criminal affliations and a crooked cop for a brother. They scapegoated the pirate but kept Hamburgler as a favor to Grimace, Ronald's Bestie and the getaway driver.
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
what perfect album came out when YOU were sixteen? I was very healthy and normal about this band, just like every other teen
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
All Cats Are Beautiful! especially Pawtunia, professional forensic photographer.
A coloring sheet of a birthday crime scene. The police officer is a pig holding a slice of cake and a magnifying glass. A purple dog and lilac cat take notes and photos. The victim is a pig, evidently suffocated by a chocolate and red icing birthday cake.
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Enjoying my extremely normal coloring book about adorable animals.
A coloring book scene of a cat police officer (ACAB) confronting a rabbit mid-meal. A turkey dinner is on the table, and a live turkey is pointing at the rabbit accusingly. It is an adorable riff on Hannibal with a Thanksgiving theme.
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Honestly most of the instances of this in Disney are fairly obvious queer subtext. Jumba and Pleakley are a couple, Timon and Pumbaa are too, and I've had Questions about Goofy and Pete for YEARS
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
this is the best we got so far
an African grey parrot sits on a white hand, eyeing a beach blanket and some pillows with suspicion.
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
I'm actually really pleased with how this coloring page turned out. Coloring is something I find deceptively difficult, but still really enjoyable. How do people even choose their pallette tbh. Layering markers and pencils is a lotta fun, though.
A plump pink and orange dragon sits on some grass. The dragon has lil purple horns and spines and eyes. The background is a sort of teal-blue with darker blue spots and some streaking. You can tell I didn't care as much about the background because its much more uneven than the dragon. There's some green eyeshine at the bottom of the dragon's eye, but it's difficult to tell because of the color choice. The style is simple and cutesy, out of the "Dungeons and Drawings" coloring book.
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
this isn't the best picture, but we finally constructed a successful golem to protect our village in minecraft. We can feed him metal ingot to patch him up, and sometimes he gives the villagers red flowers.
1st person view behind a shield and HUD system of a minecraft Iron Golem in front of a mess of architecture. The golem was just constructed/born/summoned?? It's kinda cute
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
this is Burt, he's a clown (literal + figurative) and greek/Irish catholic. He boarded a weird train while fleeing the cops! Not just because he's always holding, but because he had just performed a b&e to get his shit back from his impounded car
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I was particularly delighted by how people seemed to be just barely retraining themselves from attacking the muppet smoking a pipe and talking with the elf companion's voice. Shakespeare is just a lil guy! With approximate knowledge of many, MANY things! For a price, of course.
drawing of a blue muppet with white horns, blue skin, white hair, and a cow tail. He has a green oversized hooded tunic and yellow slippers. The eyes are large and stylized, and he has a wide mouth of sharp teeth.
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I hate how much I want this now but as a cutie mark. wretched
White text on dark background - a post to The Magnus Archives Eyeposting by Cassie McMullin on April 18 reads:
For your consideration: "From the library of Jurgen Leitner" as a tramp stamp
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Their mother flies away every time we open the door, but I think she might be a house finch? the babies sound very cute. We live in perpetual mortal terror of harming them. This is their house now.
an uncertain number of grey baby birds are opening their bright yellow beaks upward. Their nest is built into an artifical wreath on a blue door.
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I've been playing Cozy Grove for a while now and I gotta say, Bruin is my favorite bear so far. what a perfect fucking weirdo
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
As someone raised on the kjv and inerrancy, allow me to be the first to say:
Meme image of Bobby taunting children in detention with the OP text post. Underneath is an adult chastising Bobby, saying "If those kids could read they would be very upset." 

it's funny because reading and studying the kjv Bible is what made me leave the faith
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Can't believe the squad threw me under the bus just because I harass and lecture everyone constantly
A Screencap of a discord chat from the Quotes page, submitted by Moth. 
Tem: raise your hand if you're here because of Wiki. (almost everyone raises their hand. Moth lightly punches Wiki's arm.)
Moth: "WAIT, no me too! You taught me about fascism!" 
there are 3 cry laughing emoji reacts.
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
it turns out he isn't very tough. I'm gonna marry him.
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
while The One Who Waits is EXTREMELY stylish and cool, gotta admit I'm not keen on just laying down to die. He takes it real personal, though
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
this is the most ominous shit and it didn't make any sense to me until the last domain. this game slaps so hard
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
If you get swole and play around with sin enough, this gorgeous weirdo comes by to say hello. I have not seen him since, but I'm hoping he will revisit now that I've murdered Death.
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