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Jaspurr

@pugliacci.bsky.social
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i'm Jasper! (he/him) hobby artist (digital painting and misc crafts), gaming nerd, folk witch. this is a personal account for shitposting and saying swears. 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈

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Owen Dennis: Infinity Train/Among Us Show creator @owendennis.com · 13h
The delicate question on how long to wait to turn the group chat discussion back to jokes is torture. At least a day usually?
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 13h
the current news cycle has witchtok POPPING OFF with spell recommendations, ive never seen so many forced reflection spells being tossed around, not to mention the HEXES people are advocating rn
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 18h
Pat is sick and quarantined in our bedroom for now because Covid. I thought that would be an ideal time to catch up on my many many books but honestly i ended up watching Coyote Vs Acme and playing games
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 18h
love getting lil letters from the landlord gently reminding us that we live in a society and renting has Rules
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Greater Roadrunner is monogamous and has a lengthy courtship process - chasing, tail wagging, playfighting, and acoustic signals. They finish up by offering food or nesting materials to the mate. To a Roadrunner btw, cacti, thorns, snakeskins and feathers are all nesting materials.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For me, the hardest thing about stories like the Cornell gang rape case isn’t reading the initial details—although that is hard. What’s even harder is when men online, especially the journalists and pundits, start trying to combat the feminist outrage by purposefully seeding doubt and victim-blaming
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Florida catholic schools are refusing to accept "religious exemption" as an out for antivaxx losers because the religion in those schools is Catholicism and being antivax isnt actually a tenet of the faith!
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ANNUAL HALLOWEEN REMINDER THAT ANYTHING WITH ACTIVATED CHARCOAL *WILL* FUCK WITH YOUR MEDICATIONS
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Five @5arah.com · 26/09/2026
“hey, I know you have felt alienated and alone your entire life, and there is a way to figure out why that is, and I acknowledge that it would change your life knowing it, but I think you should just be fine with not knowing because I have deeply-held beliefs of austerity being virtuous.”
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James Hamilton @jameshamiltonwriter.com · 25/09/2026
horror movie of the year you guys
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Natee (they/them) @himmapaan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🪲 @premeemohamed.com 👀
Screenshot of a Twitter post by @PoorMatty, 5 Sep 20:

'Think of three friends. If none of them are beetles, you are a beetle.'

Screenshot of text, with the last sentence circled in red. : 

'Insect species are divided up into 32 orders. The largest group is beetles, with about 500,000 different species. One out of every four animals on the planet is a beetle.'
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Resident Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol First night as a vampire hunter: oh no
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Moohud Kurzweil @ehudkurzweil.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
MARATHON CODEX ENTRY 1: Everybody loves Drinkable Cheeseburger, the Cheeseburger you can drink with one hand! Share with a friend! MARATHON CODEX ENTRY 2: Drinkable Cheeseburger as a staple food results in psychological deterioration and loss of bone mass MARATHON CODEX ENTRY 5:
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is a fascinating question, because it reveals a fundamental misunderstanding of what an 'ai' is as well as what the purpose of a familiar is. Next they're gonna call an AI a "tulpa"
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 24/09/2026
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PAT 626 and the Upcoming Announcement @pat626.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's amazing to me that I had to take multiple tests to be a teacher but there is no metric to weed out any people who may be unfit to run a country. You would think the most powerful positions in the world would have the most intense certification processes.
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There's an archfey who once was a firbolg, and now oversees the Wild Hunt as a minor diety. Rumor has it he'll go apeshit and hunt anybody for the thrill - but druids know that he prefers to hunt those who unbalance nature or openly practice evil. Bavlorna pioneered new and exciting ways to pollute.
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
im preening, strutting around all smug as shit bc i am SO THRILLED this landed well and made Pat happy. It was SUCH a blast to plan and gave me so many opportunities to work in fun bullshit or link backstories together
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Owen Dennis: Infinity Train/Among Us Show creator @owendennis.com · 25/06/2026
I don't want to be a small business owner, I just wanna get paid to make stuff that I'm good and enjoy making.
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Justin Jest @justinjest.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As we suspected:
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Listen, man, you didn’t weird me out you weirded me in. Tell me more obscure facts immediately.
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Mom for Gliberty @fakegreekgrill.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Worth pointing out that this will disproportionately harm men. Despite all the right wing caterwauling about the "war on boys" they don't intend to stop waging it.
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership.
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this is not paywalls, fyi - this chart looks roughly the same for sites that have had paywalls since long before 2022. this is all former SEO traffic that has now vanished in exchange for ai search summaries
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 23/09/2026
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Raymond Currier @teaandcharcoal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One thing striking about this to me is all the people in the comments (cis and trans) litigating whether or not what Molloy did was "okay," something the article is demonstrably not about, and inadvertently proving the exact fucking point of the article. We are in a system that pushes marginalized
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
!!!!!!!! www.npr.org/2026/09/22/n...
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This 'fire amoeba' pushes the limit of what's possible for complex life
Scientists have found a species they've named the fire amoeba, which is capable of reproducing at 145°F and continuing to move up to temperatures of 147°F — a record for complex eukaryotic life.
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 22/09/2026
I remember the exact moment, early in my transition, working in Copenhagen, when I realized I was being perceived as a woman by my male coworkers. I realized it because they were interrupting and talking over me in meetings.
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
CONTINUED, The Boy From Venus #13. 🦦 Gonna need 2 for this one, so [1/2]
Panel 1: Val and Audrey are standing together in front of the pool. Audrey points forward as they exchange a look and says "You don't have to go in if you don't want to. But I'm goin' in!"

Panel 2: Audrey begins to pull up his shirt over his head, illuminated by a streetlight behind him.

Panel 3: Val quickly covers her eyes, sweating a bit, surprised by him suddenly doing that.

Panel 4: We see only the thin slivers of light leaking between Val's fingers from Val's point of view. A speech bubble appears by one of the slivers, the tail indicating it to be from Audrey. "Val?" says Audrey.Panel 5: Still Val's point of view. Val opens her fingers a bit, just enough to see Audrey's face looking at her, amused. "Val, why are you doing that? Ha ha," says Audrey.

Panel 6: Val opens her eyes fully to see Audrey in a frilly blue two-piece bathing suit with a top that slings around the shoulders on both the side and top, and a skirt bottom. "It's just a bathing suit," says Audrey, "It's not like I'm naked."

Panel 7: Audrey walks off, sticking his tongue out a bit stupidly, as Val looks on. Audrey says "Anyway, I know what I'M here for. I'm gonna go splash around!"

Panel 8: Val thinks "I had seen Audrey be clumsy when we were walking on land before," and remembers him tripping with a fast food tray in front of her, sending french fries and soda flying everywhere.Panel 9: Val looks forward, the pool reflecting in her glasses, and thinks "But, looking at him now, I realized something."Panel 10: Audrey smiles placidly as his whole body gracefully flows through the water, as if he he one with the currents, bubbles gliding around him along the rhythms of his body. "This was never a land creature," Val narrates.
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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
2015 is the right year, though in the early years they weren't gaining any traction. I wrote in 2015 about the first evangelical conference on trans eradication. (Or, as they called it, in a phrase they still use today "transgender confusion.") slate.com/human-intere...
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Bad News, Trans People, Conservative Christianity Has Discovered That You Exist
On Monday, the Association of Certified Biblical Counselors held a gathering at the Southern Baptist Theological Seminary in Louisville, Kentucky,...
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 22/09/2026
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ed Sheeran defensively saying that he never wanted to be a political artist is such a brain dead white man take I can't stand it, he really said "I never wanted my art to mean anything at all" and expected that to mollify anybody??
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
idk whats going on with this Malloy shit but frankly i dont have the energy for someone who is that openly excited about calling other people slurs. Really weird to see that sorta thing outside facebook or twitter hell
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So after cussing me out, calling for me to get fired, and accusing me of playing the "race card" for calling out the abuse, this happened? And this has been a pattern going back a decade-plus? Y'all. If prominent Black journalists routinely behaved this way-- let's be real, we simply can't.
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 20/09/2026
Larry is short for Larold
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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desperately seeking suzn @suzn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i had to go find this post i made 8 months ago because you'll never guess what i'm drawing right fucking now
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
On one hand, AI might cause nuclear annihilation in the dumbest way possible. But on the other hand, it is semi-almost-useful at making lists. Gotta take the bad with the good!
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
FIRST NEW CAT DISCOVERED SINCE 1923 www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/arti...
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Meet the First New Cat Species Discovered in 100 Years
A small, spotted tiger cat from Bolivia may just be the beginning of a wave of new small cat species.
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
we sent mushrooms to space! timesofindia.indiatimes.com/science/aust...
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Australian researchers sent edible fungi to the ISS for nearly a month; after returning to Earth, the mushrooms grew and were eaten in pasta - The Times of India
The Times of India brings the Latest & Top Breaking News on Politics and Current Affairs in India & around the World, Cricket, Sports, Business, Bollywood News and Entertainment, Science, Technology, ...
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
absolutely cackling at the local brewery drama rn. Local conservative brewery is crashing out on reddit bc people wont stop describing things that factually happened 🤔 they used AI to shit out a cease and desist to try and scare REDDITORS out of POSTING
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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
holy shit, this is the whole ballgame in a single paragraph gAI systems require mass theft of copyrighted works, for the explicit purpose of replacing the market for the people they stole from, and the people in charge knew what they were doing ahead of time, and did it anyway
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The Azure Guardian 🔵🛡️ @theazureguard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Firefox literally just doing this right now by announcing this shit...
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28 Feb - @TheZeldaZone@mastodon...

"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"

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MAGFest - The Music and Gaming Festival @magfest.org · 14/09/2026
The DRAGFest Performer Application for Super MAGFest 2027 is NOW OPEN! Share with your friends and get applications in quick before the application closes on TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 22ND! Application link: tinyurl.com/4utfwcc9
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MAGFest - The Music and Gaming Festival @magfest.org · 18/09/2026
Y'all. We did know we would sell out eventually but we did NOT know we would sell out in less than 12 hours. We are currently SOLD OUT of badges. Please stay tuned into our social media accounts and newsletters for any and all updates we may have. We just need some rest. 🥲
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Jaspurr @pugliacci.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
today years old when i learned that hormone imbalance contributes to brain fog and memory difficulties. be gentle with yourselves, friends! Maybe you just need more juice!
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
only species in the galaxy good enough at throwing things to have invented something as insane as the appendage-thrown timed explosive device
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
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