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@projectyl.bsky.social
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i do puzzles and i startle easily (he/him, cool with they/them)

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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it's michaelmas, everybody as both a michael and a person whose initials are MAS, this is my day you have to be nice to me, the calendar says so
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phil @philjamesson.com · 29/09/2026
[to the tune of She Blinded Me With Science] executive dysfunction having trouble starting things
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
there's a list of the top 100 tv shows of this century going around i've seen (at least one episode of) five of them i've never heard of at least a quarter of them maybe i'm not much of a tv guy? i don't think i knew that about myself
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LearnedLeague @learnedleague.com · 23/09/2026
1. Identify the current member of the U.S. Cabinet who appeared on MTV's The Real World: Boston in 1997, and later competed in Log Rolling and Speed Climbing at the ESPN Great Outdoor Games in the early 2000s. IN A SANE WORLD, I WOULDN'T HAVE TO. #LL110 #bestwronganswers
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026
Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
to exit our building, you have to walk by our control room window, so sometimes i get to eavesdrop on people's unfiltered opinions on our escape rooms as they leave friends, in this world, be the guy i heard yesterday who yelled "i'm all JAZZED UP on PROBLEM-SOLVING!!!" in a monster truck ad voice
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 15/09/2026
ed sheeran does not speak for the Crappy Doofus community. we are not a monolith
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
executive: all right team, we need new product ideas the pocket of a guy who in ten seconds will be desperately trying to cover up that he's smuggled a furby into work:
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
[adele voice] this could have been an EEEEEEE-MAIL
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
this isn't how i wanted any of you to find out, but the chair and i are now in a committed long-distance relationship and it's convinced me I've discovered a new kind of physics.
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"bandicoots are a real animal it turns out"
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
happy birthday work
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
oh no tomorrow will mark *twenty years* of mark halpin labor day puzzle sets now i am but a skeleton
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
one game you can play is pw7a it's called that for a reason, but i will not tell you it you can know japanese if you want, maybe that tells you stuff but i don't, and i beat it just fine suika-tabetabe-usagi.itch.io/pw7a
suika-tabetabe-usagi.itch.io
PW7A by スイカ食べ食べうさぎ
ロボットが主人公の見下ろし型アドベンチャー(​少しパズル)
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A man says "yeah, you're right, it's just lazy. He says "that's the brilliance of the comic, you can read the panels in any order." Another man says "these panels are not in the proper order." He then say "no, you can't..."
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
if you see this, quote the energy you bring to bluesky
a russet potato on a blank white background. the potato has had three question marks superimposed on it in ms paint. the question marks are purple and in comic sans, if that helps.
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
this post is how i, an american who was obsessed with clue as a 90s kid, learned that overseas they got a whole tv show of it
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
i know we're coming up on fifty years of normalization in the public consciousness, but take a sec to step out of that frame of reference with me "garfield" is a buckwild thing to name a pet, right? same with "odie" or "nermal", or to a lesser extent "arlene" what is happening in that universe
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✨ Hamish Steele ✨ Go-Man Vs. the Star Dragon OUT NOW! @hamishsteele.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Every drag show this weekend is going to have to make some very hard choices
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
i use a mood tracker app usually it's one prompt a day to rate my mood on a 1-5 scale there's a notes function, too, but i don't remember ever using it apparently i did use it once because it has just cheerily notified me of the ten-year anniversary of the time i made the note "asshole escape team"
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
[spelling bee] JUDGE: your word is "literal" KID: can you use it in a sentence JUDGE: yes
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Naomi Saphra @nsaphra.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Vast and Trunkless Leg of Stone, Standing in the Desert from classic poem Ozymandias.
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
if you have played and enjoyed the 2021 video game lingo and you have not played dart's custom map "the alphabet mines" then i simply do not know what you are about
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
do people know about cadgy? onelook made a daily -dle game and it's pretty fun i think www.onelook.com/cadgy/archiv...
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Cadgy Archive
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Odysseus mentioning that he’s in the Bronze Age made me think of a caveman saying “Man it is extremely Paleolithic around here lately”
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
this has not decreased my confidence in my prediction of hatsune miku
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merritt @merrittk.com · 04/08/2026
hey boss. yeah i'm gonna be late again for my job in Myst world, where we live. i forgot which combination of the sixteen valve handwheels in my apartment opens the front door again
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
@likethetrench.bsky.social now it is the time when, instead of not saying happy birthday to you because it is not your birthday, i do do that because it is
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
up until around 2012 or so, i was absolutely *convinced* that the song "radioactive" by imagine dragons did not exist
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
the note letters shouldn't repeat it should keep going past g you can dip into greek and cyrillic and other alphabets if you really need to, but honestly if you need more than twenty-six different notes for a piece of music then you're just showboating, knock it off
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Ettuardo "Ettu" Etui @ettuetui.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Due to market pressures my puzzle blog is now moving to Freemium model. First eight clues remain free but rest of clues will only unlock after uploading one Kraft Single into computer , which, yuo can do it if u push da cheese fully in to Cd-Rom slot
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Why is it an insult to call some place a “one-horse town?” They’re doing okay. They’ve got a horse
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Step 1: Learn the Mujannah and the Sayyal before the game starts Step 2: Keep your ferz next to your king for optimal defense Step 3: Don't get ergot poisoning from bad rye
A thumbnail of a guy pointing at a chessboard that says "intermediate mistakes", with the title How To Win Chess Games in the 1100s
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
ruin a book by adding a word: swordlaughterhouse five
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
What do you mean before he was Scrooge he was Ebenezer those are just his first and last names lol
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
*is known to* maybe there are secret ones we haven't found out about yet
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
this sounds like the version that would play in rock band if you just put down the controller and failed every note on purpose
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
idea: a spinoff of ask hank anything where the questions are from an unhinged parallel universe but hank and the guest both play it absolutely straight
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
one of our escape rooms this evening was booked by someone with the same first and last name as a taskmaster champion i very much doubt it's the same person but if it was them, then i think that would be pretty neat
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone*
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
you have to be careful with soccers because if a soccer bites you then you turn into a soccer
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Relieved for all werewolves that there isn’t a full moon tonight. Enjoy the fireworks fellas
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K. W. Knight @kwknight.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I might have started reading Discworld novels two decades earlier if I hadn't thought it was about living in a computer.
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
i've gotten the impression that exactly one of "the outer worlds (2019)" and "outer wilds (2019)" would be extremely my jam, but i can't be bothered to remember which is which long enough to try
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
ah shoot it was the exact midpoint of the year today, and i overslept did any of you tune in for the times square ball re-raising, did anything interesting happen
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
it wouldve been funny if goldfinger wasnt a movie and just a crazy song about a guy shirley bassey made up
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
why does keir starmer look like the exact midpoint between danny tanner and joey gladstone
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
listen, under the traditional system, the 9 button is hardly ever pressed, so swapping in and out of this method will help smooth out the distribution of wear on the buttons the food quality may take a slight hit, but that is not what the whole microwaving experience is about
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
the brady bunch relies upon the early deaths of two parents. beneath your frivolous merriment there lies a foundation of bones
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