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i do puzzles and i startle easily (he/him, cool with they/them)

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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFHl...
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MST3K - Space Mutiny - The many names of David Ryder
YouTube video by SV Primitiva - Wharram Tiki 21
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
if duplicate letters cancel each other out, it almost all reduces all that's left is "ovh" that is commendable efficiency, i hope that helps him do hockey good
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
phew i dodged some bullets, then those plots sound pretty stressful
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
enjoyment is fine enjoyment still works, as a word gotta fix enjoy, though
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
wait hold up enjoy is wrong to en-X something is to instill X *upon* it i should be saying that chana masala enjoys *me*
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[points across the river] that sack of grain please
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
note that thanksgiving day day is distinct from thanksgiving day day day, which is november 28th that is the date when the wikipedia article "national thanksgiving proclamation" was first created in 2006
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
237 years ago today, washington announced when the first national thanksgiving day would be (as a one-off) and 163 years ago today, lincoln announced that it would become a yearly national holiday happy thanksgiving day day, everybody
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you can scare them into holding stuff for you, that's why it doesn't have pockets
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh no now i have to think of more book facts uh um uh they are rectangles usually?
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
when i was a kid, for some reason i assumed that the presence of a table of contents meant it was a collection of short stories i could read out of order i jumped straight to the chapter with the mathiest title and assumed that any resulting confusion was because the book was above my reading level
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i was very proud of myself for already knowing what a Dodecahedron was, going into it
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
sometimes a book will have magical de-aging medicine and a character will take too much of it and their age will become negative and they will be teleported to "minusland" where everybody hovers horizontally because that is how minus signs look that is one of the things that can happen in a book
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it's michaelmas, everybody as both a michael and a person whose initials are MAS, this is my day you have to be nice to me, the calendar says so
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phil @philjamesson.com · 29/09/2026
[to the tune of She Blinded Me With Science] executive dysfunction having trouble starting things
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
excellent, i have no further questions
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
are you able to offer a count in either of the standard units (scad or oodle)
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
no to bojack and good place, yes to house and, weirdly enough, the whole first season of survivor back when it originally aired (i can offer very few explanations for much of what i did as a teen)
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
there's a list of the top 100 tv shows of this century going around i've seen (at least one episode of) five of them i've never heard of at least a quarter of them maybe i'm not much of a tv guy? i don't think i knew that about myself
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
why does this thread not have snorlax in it yet, is my internet broken
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
we're only a couple of years from being able to truthfully say "anaconda (the song) came out closer in time to anaconda (the 90s horror film) than to the present day"
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LearnedLeague @learnedleague.com · 23/09/2026
1. Identify the current member of the U.S. Cabinet who appeared on MTV's The Real World: Boston in 1997, and later competed in Log Rolling and Speed Climbing at the ESPN Great Outdoor Games in the early 2000s. IN A SANE WORLD, I WOULDN'T HAVE TO. #LL110 #bestwronganswers
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i would classify you as the hydrox to their oreo just as good, and you did technically arrive first
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
...this is a tangent but i can't believe this is my first time encountering the term "skyline", that's so good
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
look, they're mariners, landmasses aren't exactly their specialty
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026
Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
to exit our building, you have to walk by our control room window, so sometimes i get to eavesdrop on people's unfiltered opinions on our escape rooms as they leave friends, in this world, be the guy i heard yesterday who yelled "i'm all JAZZED UP on PROBLEM-SOLVING!!!" in a monster truck ad voice
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
it's okay, you can backsolve that one
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 15/09/2026
ed sheeran does not speak for the Crappy Doofus community. we are not a monolith
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
would you rather soak with a hundred duckie-sized rubber horses or one horse-sized rubber duckie (also get well soon!)
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
(okay, nope, i forgot baseball goes waaaaay further back than football, scores were wild in the late 1800s) (still though)
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
...i've done some quick searching and i think that genuinely might be scorigami in *baseball*
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
when the "reception" section of a wikipedia page is two sentences long and does not acknowledge reviews of any kind, is that a good sign or
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i think i heard him giving a speech on how he hates the "status crow"? probably some hunting thing, not really my world
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
executive: all right team, we need new product ideas the pocket of a guy who in ten seconds will be desperately trying to cover up that he's smuggled a furby into work:
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i missed the direct, what has kirby done this time
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i always assumed they just leave out "...about bumping any light fixtures" because that does not rhyme or scan
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
[adele voice] this could have been an EEEEEEE-MAIL
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
this isn't how i wanted any of you to find out, but the chair and i are now in a committed long-distance relationship and it's convinced me I've discovered a new kind of physics.
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"bandicoots are a real animal it turns out"
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
about to head into work, just found out i'll need to extend the shift to cover for someone else 🙃
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
happy birthday work
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
oh no tomorrow will mark *twenty years* of mark halpin labor day puzzle sets now i am but a skeleton
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i'm realizing i have a favorite subgenre of indie puzzler, and it's (rot13) "tnzrf gung fraq lbh bhg gb rkcyber sne naq jvqr gb yrnea gur ehyrf bs gur jbeyq, ohg vs lbh xabj gurz nyernql lbh pna orng gur tnzr va haqre n zvahgr"
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
one game you can play is pw7a it's called that for a reason, but i will not tell you it you can know japanese if you want, maybe that tells you stuff but i don't, and i beat it just fine suika-tabetabe-usagi.itch.io/pw7a
suika-tabetabe-usagi.itch.io
PW7A by スイカ食べ食べうさぎ
ロボットが主人公の見下ろし型アドベンチャー(​少しパズル)
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A man says "yeah, you're right, it's just lazy. He says "that's the brilliance of the comic, you can read the panels in any order." Another man says "these panels are not in the proper order." He then say "no, you can't..."
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
aw heck yeah, welcome back
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
if you see this, quote the energy you bring to bluesky
a russet potato on a blank white background. the potato has had three question marks superimposed on it in ms paint. the question marks are purple and in comic sans, if that helps.
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
this post is how i, an american who was obsessed with clue as a 90s kid, learned that overseas they got a whole tv show of it
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projectyl @projectyl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i am not, and perhaps never will be, mentally prepared for the existence of high schoolers who were born after the debut of welcome to night vale
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