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jordan

@professorlitwick.bsky.social
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they/them 35 queer, Seattle, gamer occasionally horny on main ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Peach @voidpeaches.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
2. small break with the hunter and bff chapel dweller ☺️✨ #Soulstober
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jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lost my septum ring in my bowl of Malatang soup and idk how that even happened 🤪
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Super Mario Sunshine is surprisingly more realistic than later Mario games in one specific aspect: here, Mario will start drowning if he hangs on to a ledge in such a way that water is flowing into his nose and mouth, as one would in real life.
Observe Mario holding on to a ledge that water is flowing over in Super Mario Galaxy (left) and Super Mario Odyssey (right). If realistic physics applied, he should start drowning since his nostrils and mouth are covered by water flowing into them.
However, in these games the air depletion/drowning state is tied to the swimming animation. As long as Mario is not visibly swimming, he cannot be drowning even if he is covered by water.
In Super Mario Sunshine, however, air depletion is decoupled from swimming as an action, allowing Mario to realistically start drowning in this situation (note him flashing red and his air meter depleting).
However, he is saved by Sunshine's (also unique among 3D Mario platformers) ledge tiredness mechanic. After hanging on for 20 seconds, Mario will let go. This is also realistic, since why would he let himself drown?
Source: discovery by YouTube user @miguelgcgamer, screenshots by Supper Mario Broth
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¿Mr.Whatshisname? (COMMISSIONS OPEN) @bridgeoffaust.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mad Mad Mansion
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jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have meal prep I need to do but I got my flu and Covid shots today and my arm hurt and my body hurt and me eepy 😢
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
free throw contest
a stylized 3d render of young link shooting a bomb like a basketball into the large spinning goron vase in ocarina of time.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 25/09/2026
i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A man says "I'm glad you still find time to hang with your uncool cis friends like me..." Katie, a trans woman, replies "haha fuck you." The man says "by the way you're a total passoid now." Shocked and perturbed, Katie grabs the man by the back of the skull and the collar. SHe leans in tight and interrogates "how do you know that word? Did I teach you that?" The man sweats.
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kabona @dilfosaur.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
off to the races #coyotevsacme
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Dutch 🌻 @possummom420.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I place one card face down and end my post
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Mitchell Hammond 𓆙 @bipedalbastard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
hades 2 doodlin'
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obakabible.bsky.social @obakabible.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Nintendo character
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 19/09/2026
xavier: the only way we can stop magneto is to suck his dick... but he's a hundred feet in the air! gloryhole, the mutant who can create small portals anywhere on earth but only next to human penises: it's ok, professor. i used to want to be normal, but now i see i was meant for more than that
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Scare-It Hanna @garretthanna.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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RainDing 🌧 @raindingrandom.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You know what? Here's ALL the opponent voice clips from Kirby's Avalanche. There's some really good ones that I think more people need to hear. #Kirby
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Lee @justleeokay.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sorry I objectified you. I promise I want to be friends too
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jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Welcome to the stage, Nina Levin!
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I feel like they mixed up the titles, so I fixed it
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jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Oh but i love this deku baba design. Gross root tongue?
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jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Oh what is that Navi voice lol
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jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Jump button
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A trans woman says "man, my shoulders are so clocky..." Another one confides "I think my hawline is the clockiest part of me." She asks another trans woman "what about you Judy?" Judy says "I would have to say the penis."
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Ayce @flyincasual.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Mike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
‘You can’t own a game’ rendered like the old anti piracy ads
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Gayby Shark @viridian.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Kind reminder
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It is possible to corrupt Donkey Kong Country 3 simply by being too skillful. Clearing the final level in one go without dying can result in Dixie and Kiddy becoming trapped in a nightmarish red location without escape, all just for being too good at the game.
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Kiana Mai @kianamai.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Next Friday 🌟 September 4th
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a @togepi.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
carly rae jepsen
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Genel Jumalon 🍉 @geneljumalon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Dungeon Crawler Carl - New Achievement!
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the freaking weeking - the sequel @freakingweeking.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
it’s the freaking weeking baby!!
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ちゃこり @tyako089.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Data centers when you send one prompt to ChatGPT
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🔞CXCKPARTY🔞 @cxckparty.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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ちゃこり @tyako089.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
A Soccer Ball, basketball, and baseball angrily exclude an American Football. The soccer ball says "get the hell outta here American Football... you're not even a sphere." American football sits dejected on the side of the road. A hockey puck comes up to him and says "don't worry football. we can be friends." American football says "sorry hockey puck, but I fucking hate you."
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neiko @f4gtar0t.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
you are a fucking loser if you think the blue angels are anything other than imperialist war machine propaganda and a waste of tax dollars
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くりむん @moffumofu0000.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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🎵 Animusic 🎵 @anisongs.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
TOP 59 OP3 - Cardcaptor Sakura (1998) Platinum - Maaya Sakamoto #Anime #Animesky #RetroAnime #Opening #AnimeOpening #TopOPED #CardcaptorSakura #CLAMP #Madhouse
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Okay I looked it up. “bussy” is a bigoted slur against Gen-X folks.
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AJB @berardbro.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
sploon day
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j🦖🦕 @comradejacob.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
A trans woman asks another trans woman "why do our conversations always descend into tranny Seinfeld bits?" The other trans woman says "that reminds me, I got politely "they"-ed yesterday." The first one replies "They gave you the polite "They." In Costanza-like fashion the second one says "they gave me the polite "they!"
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SukeP(すけぴー) @monsterofsukep.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 23/07/2026
An autistic man with a special interest in the Harry Potter series has made the decision to value the lives and dignity of his trans friends more than a book about a wizard who grows up to be a cop, sources have reported.
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Autistic man with special interest in Harry Potter gets over it, leaving you with no excuse
An autistic man with a special interest in the Harry Potter series has made the decision to value the lives and dignity of his trans friends more than a book about a wizard who grows up to be a cop,…
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jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Splatoon raiders slaps so far. Always a huge fan of pve Splatoon, and there are so many customization/upgrade systems you can really craft a unique build
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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Y'all. I really like having a dick in my mouth. It feels kinda weird to say that. But like. I really, really enjoy it
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Poinpy now available on mobile for free (was originally Netflix Games) iOS apps.apple.com/us/app/poinp... Android play.google.com/store/apps/d...
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