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jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I made this composite image when the official smash ultimate renders were revealed.

The official Super Smash Brothers renders of Ganondorf and Luigi, edited together in such a way that it looks like Ganondorf is fucking Luigi in the ass

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jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

cheeks? for hump day? groundbreaking

worm’s-eye view of a naked nonbinary person with a focus on their fat ass cheeks

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jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

hotel bathroom lighting really is that girl

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jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

These are official MTG tokens right?

A pair of white playing cards with handwritten text and hand drawn artwork. Each depicts:

OTTER

[A doodle of an otter]
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Prowess

1/1

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jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

heirloom tomato toast w/ everything seasoning on everything sourdough

Two slices of tomato toast. The tomatoes are golden yellow with patches of red, covered with everything bagel seasoning, sitting atop everything seasoning sourdough bread with mayo

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jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

idk if im doing this right but i only picked up 5 booster packs and pulled both of these divas in the same pack 😌

5 Magic the Gathering Secrets of Strixhaven Play Booster foil packs and a Magic the Gathering Secrets of Strixhaven Prismari Artistry Commander Deck box

Two Magic the Gathering cards, “Lorehold, the Historian” and “Prismari, the Inspiration”

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jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

not my cat but my bestie’s, his name peppercorn 😌

A black cat laying on a white keyboard captioned “helping”.

A black cat staring wistfully at a tub of mint chip ice cream captioned “möther mag I have some ice cream???”

a black cat staring up at the camera with its two front paws inside a pair of crocs captioned “peppercorn, those shoes are too big for you!!”

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jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

I haven’t gotten out of bed yet… happy hump day

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jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

the only two pics i took tonight lol… quickly thrown together vampire i guess?

Mirror selfie of Jordan with their hair down wearing a lace eye mask and blacked out eye makeup, a black lace up medieval style shirt and fangs

Jordan in the same outfit with the addition of a black hoodie, and instead of a mirror selfie its a selfie in a reflective window covered in raindrops

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jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

Time to fly to GDQ… boy will my arms be tired 😔

a selfie in an airplane seat. I am wearing a black kn95 mask.

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jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

a cheeky lil pic in the dressing room for hump day 😌

a mirror selfie with exposed butt. The photo is taken in a store dressing room; the wall behind the mirror is painted with a sun and the wall reflected in the mirror has clouds painted on it.

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jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

I basically only wear briefs now 😌

A picture of Jordan in green Calvin Klein briefs with their arm up showing their arm pit.

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jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

High Curator Jogglefrent of the Shimmering Lyceum has been called to testify before the Grand Assembly of Planar Ambassadors.

A screenshot of the Sniffies chat window, with a pair of messages from an anonymous user:
just google search
jogglefrent

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jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

Zimblesnorp arrives to challenge Zamplefrib for his seat on the Council of Seven!

A screenshot of the Sniffies chat window, with a pair of messages from an anonymous user:
just google search
zimblesnorp

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jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

speak zamplefrib’s name and he shall appear!!!

A screenshot of the Sniffies chat window, with a message from an anonymous user:
Try searching zamplefrib in google

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jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

I only managed to do it because of that crater trick that guarantees a lightning strike. If you walk into it from the top, when you dodge the first lightning bolt you jump back into the crater, spawning another one immediately. Once I got the timing down, it took like 45 minutes?

a photo of a steam deck playing Final Fantasy X. Tidus is opening the chest in the Thunder Plains and there is an on screen pop up stating: “Amazing! You’ve dodged 200 lightning bolts in a row!”

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jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

Local tattoo shop was doing a partnership with WB to promote Final Destination: Bloodlines and giving out free tattoo. Anyway, ACAB.

A tattoo of the state trooper car getting crushed by a log from Final Destination 2

The scene of the state trooper car getting crushed by a log from Final Destination 2

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jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

the deed is done… i have accomplished everything that can be done in blue prince… i have acquired all trophies and cheevos…

A cropped screenshot from Blue Prince, staring:
You have been awarded
THE TROPHY OF TROPHIES
for mastering the Estate and completing the Trophy Case

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jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

The gay vs the knife throw target

A sweaty selfie on the back seat of the car

A wooden target with a silver knife sticking out of the bullseye

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jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

You when I’m done with you 😋

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jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

I always have to take polish pics within 24 hours of painting them bc they will inevitably look like this after a week. Downside of working with my hands 😥

A selfie showing off the same nail polish as the previous post, but several of the nails have chipped or missing polish.

A similar picture, but showing the other hand.

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jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

I attempted a fun metal theme with my new Astral Realm set from @feyandfiend.bsky.social, supplemented with some other discontinued colors. I put Star Child over a white polish to see how the flecks with pair with it.

A closeup of a hand showing off a different nail polish on each fingernail: shimmery rose gold; metallic silver; sparkly black; white with opalescent flecks, metallic gold.

A different angle of the same hand showing off a different nail polish on each fingernail: shimmery rose gold; metallic silver; sparkly black; white with opalescent flecks, metallic gold.

A cardboard box containing three smaller boxes of Fey + Fiend Nail Polish, specifically the Astral Realm set.

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jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Sorry but this is the first thing I thought 😅

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jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

maybe I should wear thongs more often 🤔 happy Wednesday

close up pic of a furry butt in a thong. A hand is pulling one of the cheeks away, showing a peak at hole.

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jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

figured I should find another way to show off my new fey+fiend nail polish for Wednesday 😌

butt pic from below with pink and yellow sparkly nails squeezing the cheeks

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jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Finally got to try out some of my new @feyandfiend.bsky.social polishes 😌 Electric Rat 4 coats and Magical Girl 3 coats over (discontinued) Himbo

A right hand showing off sparkly glittery pink nails in front of a window overlooking a street.

A left hand showing off shimmery yellow nails in front of a window overlooking a street

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jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

the sun just really wanted me to take these pics today 😌 happy hump day

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jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Surprised i still had this much energy at this point in the song

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jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

And me killing my performance (read: straining my voice and not hitting a single note but still serving cunt)

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jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Had a lot of fun at karaoke last night 😌

Blue and purple lighting as Jordan kneels on the floor of a bar with a microphone during Karaoke

Red and Green lighting as Jordan kneels on the floor of a bar with a microphone during Karaoke

Green and purple lighting as Jordan kneels on the floor of a bar with a microphone during Karaoke

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jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

the sun is shining so brightly on this hump day 😌

a naked person lying face down in bed. The window on the far wall is bright with the sun on a cold winter’s day

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jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

love to save over 1/3rd of my total by being a *smart shopper* and using my *coupons*

a picture of a self-checkout monitor, stating-
Subtotal: $49.81
Tax: $0.83
Total Savings: $28.02
Item Count: 20
Total: $50.64

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jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

been a hot second since I’ve participated in hump day 😌

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jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

quick grocery run to stock up on seltzers and get some quick lil things before i make dinner

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jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Put them both in a single game with built-in link functionality for the 2nd quest, overhaul the ring system to be more intuitive and actually useful, add in modern QoL features like map icons/stamps for tracking collectibles, and use the Link’s Awakening Switch/Echoes of Wisdom art style and engine.

Box Art for the GBC Games The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons and The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages

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jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

only had a few gifts to wrap this year but I like this combo of wrapping paper

A collection of rectangular boxes, some wrapped in mint green wrapping paper with snowflakes, some wrapped in white wrapping paper with metallic green ornament accents

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jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Love playing almost exclusively on deck. Pretty much the only thing I play on desktop are deckbuilders lol

A screenshot of Steam Replay feature showing a Steam Deck with the text: Most of your playtime was on a Steam Deck!

The screen of the Steam Deck displays:
25 Games - 389 Sessions - 77% of Playtime

Elden Ring, 16% - Hades 2, 14% - Marvel Midnight Suns, 13% - Final Fantasy X-X2 HD Remaster, 12% - Vampire Survivors, 9%

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