Reposted by jordanPeach @voidpeaches.bsky.social · 04/10/20262. small break with the hunter and bff chapel dweller ☺️✨ #Soulstober 518387
jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026lost my septum ring in my bowl of Malatang soup and idk how that even happened 🤪 000
Reposted by jordanSupper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Super Mario Sunshine is surprisingly more realistic than later Mario games in one specific aspect: here, Mario will start drowning if he hangs on to a ledge in such a way that water is flowing into his nose and mouth, as one would in real life. 313377639
Reposted by jordan¿Mr.Whatshisname? (COMMISSIONS OPEN) @bridgeoffaust.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Mad Mad Mansion 11795606
jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I have meal prep I need to do but I got my flu and Covid shots today and my arm hurt and my body hurt and me eepy 😢 000
jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I believe in you! I read the entire series in like 2 weeks 😅 020
jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I just finished book 5 of my reread that I only started bc you were doing them for book club 😋 010
Reposted by jordanmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 25/09/2026i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay 103554478
Reposted by jordankabona @dilfosaur.bsky.social · 16/09/2026off to the races #coyotevsacme 3049751170
Reposted by jordandan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right 63112892557
Reposted by jordanDutch 🌻 @possummom420.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I place one card face down and end my post 27518176
Reposted by jordanMitchell Hammond 𓆙 @bipedalbastard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026hades 2 doodlin' 2872161338
Reposted by jordanobakabible.bsky.social @obakabible.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Nintendo character 71351373
Reposted by jordanmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 19/09/2026xavier: the only way we can stop magneto is to suck his dick... but he's a hundred feet in the air! gloryhole, the mutant who can create small portals anywhere on earth but only next to human penises: it's ok, professor. i used to want to be normal, but now i see i was meant for more than that 192259363
jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026But she’s never released both parts AT THE SAME TIME!!! 130
Reposted by jordanRainDing 🌧 @raindingrandom.bsky.social · 13/09/2026You know what? Here's ALL the opponent voice clips from Kirby's Avalanche. There's some really good ones that I think more people need to hear. #Kirby 6421931123
Reposted by jordanLee @justleeokay.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Sorry I objectified you. I promise I want to be friends too 68313
jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I saw someone say Will Poulter and it felt appropriate 110
Reposted by jordanMatt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I feel like they mixed up the titles, so I fixed it 4052731272
jordan @professorlitwick.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Oh but i love this deku baba design. Gross root tongue? 000
