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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 5h
I love opera, and I truly do not watch opera for the plot. But golly, absolutely nothing happens in Cavaliera Rusticana. Lol pretty music tho
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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 17h
My friends' Dad has Hilton rewards. So my friend and I are staying in a Hilton in Turin right now and let me tell you this is the height of luxury. I could get used to this
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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When you're on an airplane and random people's headphones attempt to connect to your phone lol Should I hijack the headphones and play Penderecki
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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
On my way to Chicago I'm so happy I love Chicago
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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I can be in Tucson for literally 12 hours, barely leaving the house, and I'll still manage to run into a friend from 10 years ago lolololol
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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trying to pin me down for a hookup is exhausting lol sorry
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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Donald Trump is ugly. Like, I see pictures of him and it's like, that dude does not does not look inviting or approachable, he's not masculine or strong, his makeup is real bad, he could never land any kind of modeling gig. Idk just looks like a cartoon villain.
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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I need to stop making eye contact with homeless people lol I usually give them a smile and sometimes a few bucks. But there's just too many in LA lol
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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Public Crack. I am a big sidewalk fan 🤷‍♂️
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Mr. Shifty @mrshifty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Stanley Kubrick's "Eyes Wide Servo" @mst3kofficial.bsky.social @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social @frankconniff.bsky.social @tracebeaulieu.bsky.social @maryjopehl.bsky.social @rifftrax.com
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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love California because people here wear jeans and flip-flops
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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A few Chicago friends are asking me where the sex party is at and it's like??? I don't know! I don't live there! And I'm traveling to Chicago for non-sexy reasons
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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The gum wall in Seattle is so nasty
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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And the sheer amount of ads are overwhelming, and the content is gaslighty. Like. These ads make you feel bad and ashamed of your lack of money. I really don't have much money, but I have enough and I have a good attitude about it most days.
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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Making financial decisions is so hard because any amount of research you do on Google messes with your ad algorithm and now I get tons of ads for financial planning and credit repair. I have a healthy distrust of ads and I'm a little bit uneducated about personal finance, but not that uneducated.
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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Truly posessions are burdens
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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's so weird to pack everything lol
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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every couple of years I have the passing thought: i should have tried to be a professional musician. It's my last day of work, which is kinda stressful, so all my regrets are haunting me extra hard.
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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think I fell out of a coconut tree. Body by driving a bus 60 hours a week lol tomorrow is my last day of work tho!
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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's time for me to own a few jockstraps.
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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When all the roommates are gone it's great because I can watch porn with the sound on.
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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pretty sure you can die from a sore back
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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bruh when I get antsy I start looking at hiking trails and there's a thru-hike in Armenia??? Bro do I do it lol
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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just ate pho. And then a crepe
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Sydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 23/09/2026
My friend sent me this unprompted that’s called being an ally
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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's my birthday love you all
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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I gave a buddy a blowjob in a public bathroom. And we walked out at the same time (rookie mistake) and as we walked out two security guards were staring at us lolololol
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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Radiohead is so good
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One of the funniest things Trump does is say “Personally, I think that’s illegal”
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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So paying out of pocket for a covid booster is bad news. Last time I got one it was 120 bucks. Which like, still a lot, but doable. Your boy just paid 250 for it today 🫠🫠
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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A friend just sent me a really great nude and it really made my day lol
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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I wonder if anyone would like to be lazy in bed with me
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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In Kanab Utah the bell tower plays hymns. Just listened to "Abide With Me" against my will while scrolling porn
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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So there's a news story about Clavicular being charged with rape and procuring alcohol to a minor. First off, it might be fake news. But the dude is 20 years old, so how could he procure alcohol? Shouldn't you charge the one who gave him alcohol? He raped a 16 year old when he was 18, that I believe
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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Life Hack: if you are embarrassed by saying "I live with my parents" try instead saying "I take care of my parents" now you sound like a saint.
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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Y'all I wanna go hiking. It's been WAY too long
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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When I start drinking, I'm going to take one sip, pretend that I'm drunk, and start making out with the nearest guy
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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Not me literally driving an excursion bus begging for tips from cruise ship passengers
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What's all this traffic? Why isn't this line of cars moving when they have the green light? Would ya look at that, it's drivers blocking the intersection, because drivers get in each other's way and delay each other far more than somebody on a bicycle has ever delayed a driver.
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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Truly there's nothing that will piss me off more than trying to use Safeway's digital coupons. This app doesn't work. It takes 5 minutes to get it to work. And then your coupons don't reflect at the self checkout. And there's no human cashiers to help you. #anger #techdystopia #luddite
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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I set goals in the usual categories. Financial, fitness, intellectual, artistic. And i have made some progress in those areas which I should be proud of, but I've also learned how long the road ahead is. It almost feels like I'm worse off than when I set these goals at the beginning of the year 🥲
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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nothing like a birthday to make you realize you didn't live up to your potential lol
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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Don't it always seem to go, that you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone." Man alive this song lyric haunts me. Love you Joni Mitchell
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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I had an actual vivid sex dream last night. With a guy i met once but never really interacted with him lol. Do i text him and tell him yes or no
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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's towel Tuesday except it's Monday oops
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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just watched "Reading Lolita in Tehran" and it felt like anti-islam propaganda, and a cautionary tale about letting abrahamic morality influence the state. And like, I already thought Islam was bad, so idk if this movie was for me.
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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Everyday I get these clickbaity republican scam texts that are intended for my father and everytime I consider stabbing out my eyes with a butter knife.
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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The public library is showing "Reading Lolita in Tehran" and I'm here watching it. I am so stereotypical liberal #youseemlikeyoulistentoNPR
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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We may all be in our separate homes but we are all jacking off together in spirit 🫡
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