PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 5hKilled three (3) spotted lantern flies on my way home and now I feel better 3230
PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 14hOh I’m just crabby today sorry to everyone who has to interact with me 290
Reposted by PastryBoi 🥐joodle$🍁 (biblically accurate angel twink) @joodlehead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It’s only fucking Tuesday static.klipy.comLilo And Stitch: Stitch HeadbangsALT: Lilo And Stitch: Stitch Headbangs 5442
PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Looking at Zillow in Chicago to have an ounce of hope for home ownership in a major city 6210
Reposted by PastryBoi 🥐The Wor$t Tall in America @talltbh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026A coma would feel soooo good rn 3522
PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Sometimes you gotta send a nude to remind him how hot you are 🤷🏽♂️ 6510
PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You just know the most insufferable gay house staffer responds to Grindr messages with “for what purpose does the gentleman seek recognition” 3192
Reposted by PastryBoi 🥐Sam Greenberg @samjgreenberg.com · 29/09/2026The WSJ is complaining that rents are low in Portland due to an “oversupply of new housing.” 😈 www.wsj.com/real-estate/... 412018
Reposted by PastryBoi 🥐michael @radplanets.com · 29/09/2026society if the phrase “circle back” was illegal 4865
PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Today was my third consecutive Tuesday of swimming 100+ laps before 8am and I’m definitely starting to feel less fatigued towards the end 0240
PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I love gays what do you mean I got a free clipping and habaneros 1150
Reposted by PastryBoi 🥐Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026MY FORTUNE COOKIE: “You will soon experience a great transformation.” MY BRAIN: 833536
Reposted by PastryBoi 🥐Adam @adamshap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026NYC’s congestion pricing program cut ambulance travel times by over a minute 121762293
PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Might leave work early to sit on public transit for a while and experience the Void™️ 1180
PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’m feeling a slight itch in my throat and a stuffy nose…if I get sick I’m gonna scream 6160
PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Getting IRL validation is so wildly different my brain is not set up to handle that 1280
Reposted by PastryBoi 🥐自由と正義のRainbow Cleric 🏳️🌈🇯🇵 @reinbowcleric.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Did not ask for advice lol Girl just needed to let off some steamstatic.klipy.comDorothy Zbornak's Frustrated 'Eat My Fist'ALT: Dorothy Zbornak's Frustrated 'Eat My Fist' 5371
PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026omg a director sent me 12 pages of AI slop to review and I’ve never had more fun ripping it to shreds 1250
PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It’s been too long since Radical Optimism, I gotta start doing dua for another Dua album 0100
Reposted by PastryBoi 🥐Matt Juice @mrjuiceman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026busy being hot and dead inside 1191
PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If I had a Genie my only wish would be for you to get data bricked up 1100
PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I forgot that X* J*ngp*ng is in town so there were a lot of weird road closures lmao 090
PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Good morning who wants to come on a 5 mile run with me before sunrise? 10240
Reposted by PastryBoi 🥐Ryan @rygebhart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The gay urge to post a thirst trap instead of work 81068
PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Oh everyone on public transit today has decided to piss me off hmm ok 2280
PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026fyi growers can and should participate in grey sweatpants season. idgaf I wanna see that dick print 4816
PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026ooopsie had second lunch today bc I was so hungry 🫠 4190
Reposted by PastryBoi 🥐Squall @squallleonshart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Uncut oomf talking about how he’s ready for hoodie weather, girl we know 1856
PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026as October approaches the siren call of buying a c*ge draws me in 7450
PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Wild that the airspace in the Northeast has basically been a complete cluster fuck for the past ~5 months and there’s literally no concept of a plan to fix it 4130
Reposted by PastryBoi 🥐will @willduh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026two of america's biggest & oldest entertainment conglomerates now owned 51% by a family of weird red-pilled tech billionaires & 49% by arab state sovereign funds. great job everybody! 1111
Reposted by PastryBoi 🥐Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Showing up to work on a Monday morning 1483
PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026lmao the new grad hires talking about how they’re still on their parents insurance what ridiculous children 160
PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Bride got real mad at the dj in the end bc he wasn’t playing good music to send us off so she made a bridesmaid go and force him to play Low tfg 0170
PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026bloomfs discovering that the bf is hotter than me 8300
PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026If you follow me on insta you can see me and the demon twink bf looking hot af 2290
PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I had two (2) g&ts at the reception and I look cunty af 1180
PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Happy Constitution Day, presidentialism and first past the post are a scourge on society 0151
Reposted by PastryBoi 🥐Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Happy Constitution Day to our favorite covenant with death and agreement with Hell.static.klipy.comConstitution Day: We The People & U.S. ConstitutionALT: Constitution Day: We The People & U.S. Constitution 716730
PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ooh my outfit for the sangeet tonight really accentuates the slutty waist 4210
Reposted by PastryBoi 🥐PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Also check out my haircut 💇 172466
PastryBoi 🥐 @roughpuff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026turns out swimming 100 laps in the morning and then having half a salad and some fruit for lunch means you get a little lightheaded at 3pm. who knew?? 1290
