iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

report from central ohio

Michelob || ULTRA
Superior
Michelob
ULTRA®
SUPERIOR LIGHT BEER
Light Beer
7.5oz.
76 FL. OZ.
MINI CANS
$2000
BUCKETS
5/$10
M
POUI
POUN MIC
POUN

cyrus @professorbutts.com · 03/10/2026

yo @sickoscommittee.org second half of the Firebird game last night took 39 minutes in real time, NO running clock Northmont kicked off 2nd half 19 play, 71 yard TD drive (12:04) squib kick, recover 9 play, 46-yard TD drive (5:53) squib kick, recover 9 play, 41-yard drive (6:03) end of game

27
Fairmont
Scoring Summary

1ST QUARTER

FMT NMT
FMT TD

Damien Pattin 71 YD RUN (Demaris
Shafeek KICK)

2ND QUARTER

FMT NMT
FMT TD

Devin Newsom 65 YD PASS FROM Reagan
Heffner (Demaris Shafeek KICK)
14

4TH QUARTER

FMT NMT
FMT TD

Daivon Porter 5 YD PASS FROM Reagan
Heffner (Demaris Shafeek KICK)
21
0
FMT TD

Damien Pattin 1 YD RUN (RUSH FAILED)
27

Friday, October 2, 2026
2
7
FMT
NMT
0
34 T
0
| 13 27
0 00
Team Stat Comparison

FMT
NMT
ist Downs
18
7
Total Yards
382
108
Passing Completions

12
Passing Attempts
3
16
Passing Yards
94
83
Passing Average
31.3
5.2
Rushing Attempts
52
12
Rushing Yards
288
25
Rushing Average
5.5
2.1
3rd Down Efficiency
4-10
1-6
4th Down Efficiency
3-3
6-1
Penalties
2-30
5-45
Turnovers

2
Possession
35:12
12:48
0
N
Northmont

120

cyrus @professorbutts.com · 03/10/2026

big 12 back on its shit again

1120

cyrus @professorbutts.com · 03/10/2026

enter sandman got me like

290

cyrus @professorbutts.com · 01/10/2026

DUNE PART THREE WE’RE DUNE IT RAW

3312

cyrus @professorbutts.com · 01/10/2026

i even upgraded to the new version of the 3w (when my dad gave it to me)

030

cyrus @professorbutts.com · 01/10/2026

coolest kid on the course in 1996

16230

cyrus @professorbutts.com · 01/10/2026

home and away aren’t bad either. plus they use the 90s bearcat because it’s a club team

160

cyrus @professorbutts.com · 01/10/2026

college club hockey has the best unis of all time this is the 3rd sweater for UC club hockey

170

cyrus @professorbutts.com · 30/09/2026

tucked in the corner on the right, stairwell going downstairs is on the left, i’m standing in the FROG

picture of a bathroom on the right and a hallway going to the left, and left is a stairwell door going downstairs

010

cyrus @professorbutts.com · 30/09/2026

who’s ready for red sox - yankees

5140

cyrus @professorbutts.com · 30/09/2026

just got back to shitposting time and you know that text said he was in section 109 which uhhhhhhhh you’re getting on tv so there’s def footage of him at the game lmao

Xfinity Center, Maryland
Maryland Terrapins vs Penn State Nittany Lions Only the media in front of you! Awesome seat!
109
SECTION
1
ROW
6
SEAT

330

cyrus @professorbutts.com · 29/09/2026

got an email from the UC sports marketing team for the bearcat weekend report. you know what was in the subject of the email but no links anywhere in the body?

WWWWin Number Four For Football, XC Teams Battle, Documentary Coming Soon... > Inbox x
Cincinnati Bearcats <gobearcats@engage...
8:19 AM (6 minutes ago)
to me
:
C
|
THIS WEEK IN ATHLETICS
GET TICKETS
IMPACT FUND
SCHEDULE
SHOP GEAR

140

cyrus @professorbutts.com · 27/09/2026

CHEEZ-IT Chili Cheese Dog LIMITED TIME ONLY - A Review incredible snack. lives up to the hype. extremely disappointed this is a limited time only i would eat these all the time. it’s a cup snack, but it is so good 9.5/10 🧀

LI TAR TO OPEN
CHEEZAT
CHILI CHEESE DOG
BEST If
Used By
FEB 20 2027
KB 11
21:36
LIMiTED TIME ONLY!
CHEELT
baked snack crackers
4
CHiLI CHEESE DOG
NATURALLY AND ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED
ARGED
USA
OFFICIAL SNACK OF U.S. SOCCER
See back panel for details
BAKED SNACK CRACKERS
NET WT 12.4 OZ (351g)

160

cyrus @professorbutts.com · 27/09/2026

Glenway Avenue Skyline is good place for u kno what.

160

cyrus @professorbutts.com · 26/09/2026

right above nordstrom is the road name bottom left is the park i got my first speeding ticket right there on stroop by the park entrance lol

260

cyrus @professorbutts.com · 25/09/2026

won this in our scramble today

4100

cyrus @professorbutts.com · 25/09/2026

i can send you one of my copies of double live, which has catch scratch fever AND stranglehold

the backside of one of them and the front of the other

020

cyrus @professorbutts.com · 24/09/2026

going to reclaim about 20TB of space on my NAS by reencoding gonna take a while though

RE-ENCODE
RUNNING pid 949955
27h08m
4 encoders
load 28.82 27.86 28.39
host up 2.1 d
FREED
63 of 1320 titles handled 1257 still to go
CONVERTED
50
IN FLIGHT
1.11 TB
SHRUNK TO
71%
SKIPPED
11
2
FAILED
TITLE
SOURCE
OUT
DONE
ELAPSED
LEFT
PROJECTED
The Sound of Music
35.9 GB
14.9 GB
72.7%
4h45m
1h47m
-15.4 GB
Black Phone 2
35.9 GB
8.7 GB
94.1%
3h32m
0h13m
-26.6 GB
Oliver!
35.8 GB
1.7 GB
10.7%
0h37m
5h14m
-19.7 GB
verifying a finished file
0h01m
THROUGHPUT
RATE
1.73 video-h per wall-h
REMAINING
1257 files
FINISHES IN
55 days
STILL TO FREE
20.49 TB

360

cyrus @professorbutts.com · 23/09/2026

anyone heard of this band? this is a pretty good song

THE
LICKERISH QUARTET
Sovereignty Blues
The Lickerish Quartet
1:36
M Lossless
-2:15

000

cyrus @professorbutts.com · 23/09/2026

“the cardiologist special”

5270

cyrus @professorbutts.com · 22/09/2026

philly cheesesteak potato bowl

sliced beef cooked and served on a buttered baked potato with slices of provel slapped on top melting. also mayo. kinda like a philly cheese steak but on potato instead of bread, like for fridays in lent

6240

cyrus @professorbutts.com · 22/09/2026

if you’re thinking “all i need is a restaurant and a movie theater and this is the perfect place” have no fear there is a buffalo wild wings and a cooper’s hawk next door, and on the other side is a 14 screen theater cincinnati has it all

kroger, ohio liquor control store (in kroger), starbucks (in kroger), little clinic (in kroger), fifth third bank (in kroger), $6.89 diesel (in kroger)

2100

cyrus @professorbutts.com · 22/09/2026

the university of illinois urbana-champaign fig lini

4150

cyrus @professorbutts.com · 21/09/2026

yeah but that debit card was powered by the jeanie network which was the first of its kind in the world also RIP the red and black branding. that was so dope

220

cyrus @professorbutts.com · 20/09/2026

hastily poured 16oz tall boy of high life with head to the top, so this is a 22oz glass

2120

cyrus @professorbutts.com · 19/09/2026

really cool das boot glass they have i totally bought one of these and definitely didn’t just take one out of the unattended box in the beer booth

6401

cyrus @professorbutts.com · 19/09/2026

the mostly cincinnati sparse-ass crowd lets scott satterfield know where he can stick that fuckin shit

1131