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cyrus @professorbutts.com · 1h

he’s very conscious of the views from the balconies of the high rises into the parks

cyrus @professorbutts.com · 1h

chicken chilito was ok you can tell it’s not beef but it’s still good. i know some of my old coworkers who did not eat beef eat it regularly now (and go to skyline more often) coneys and way still 11/10

cyrus @professorbutts.com · 1h

don’t slander until you’ve tried it

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cyrus @professorbutts.com · 2h

did anyone wake up billy joe armstrong or are we letting him sleep in

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cyrus @professorbutts.com · 3h

coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just fine thanks for asking why’d you lock me in this cage

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cyrus @professorbutts.com · 4h

im sure it’ll be nothing let’s just take a quick look at your probables last couple starts against the phillies to quell your anxiety and that’s weird my computer shut down

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cyrus @professorbutts.com · 5h

unfortunately IM seen as the weird one in my family for not wanting to hoard as much as possible from everyone else while pulling the ladder up behind me i’m playing the long game with them (i want to rub this shit in their faces so bad it hurts)

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cyrus @professorbutts.com · 7h

thanksgiving this year is gonna be off the chain

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cyrus @professorbutts.com · 7h

MLB FANS MARCH MADNESS FANS 🤝 What Channel number is TRUtv

you can never be too prepared

the judge is owned by our old backyard neighbor (we found it in his backyard) we were never caught but we had to hide it i’m the blameholder we have to use it as our driver when the blameholder and a sibling play a round high round takes the judge

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hell yeah it is got this one too

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it actually might have been 1999

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i even upgraded to the new version of the 3w (when my dad gave it to me)

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first set of woods i had were macgregors with the brass plates (my grandmas old ones) black driver, red 3w, maroon 5w

coolest kid on the course in 1996

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plus that’s 100% art school shit to call yourself the nads and it fits because art school + hockey = cmon man you know what it equals

they’re all good unis, brent

YES!! almost every club team for cincinnati uses an old version of the bearcat because, as an affiliated club of the university, they are allowed to use them and it leads to the coolest stuff

i swear they had a special all black one with like, ruby piping and and all black c paw, but i can’t find any pictures

home and away aren’t bad either. plus they use the 90s bearcat because it’s a club team

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cyrus @professorbutts.com · 19h

college club hockey has the best unis of all time this is the 3rd sweater for UC club hockey

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ALL YOU NEED IS A TEN AND A FIVER, CAR AND A KEY AND A SOBER DRIVER

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cyrus @professorbutts.com · 23h

the only bear left from when i visited in 2003 is patches he’s the one who killed the other bear on camera in 2024 backpacks mom holly was there though!

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DANIEL STUDIO’S WHAT?!?!?

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he donated *another subscription*

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they gathered all of their nutrients through the ground so probably just like an inverted carrot

90215 by yes 240° turn

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navy has rear admiral lower half and upper half commodore is a lower half or brigadier general in the army

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there may have been a demotion for some,,, incidents at sea

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like eh-pic where the i is just kind of in between the sound of the p and c?

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commodore would be an O-7, hes definitely an O-8

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Rear Admiral Cap'n Crunch

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do you work with computers? i feel like everyone calls it the eepock if you work in IT or are british, everyone else says ep-ic

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i think thats the standard american english use, but british english i hear use ee-pock which, to be clear, i also use, but usaully preceded by 'unix'

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hahahahaha i’m cracking up

tucked in the corner on the right, stairwell going downstairs is on the left, i’m standing in the FROG

picture of a bathroom on the right and a hallway going to the left, and left is a stairwell door going downstairs

how do you pronounce epoch

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