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✨ simon ✨

@probablyagoldfish.de
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all of my hobbies can be described as "i don't know of it's cool or i should bully you about it" and both would be objectively correct. he/him (probably); trans rights are human rights.

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Ziz, the Goose So Queer Their Wings Block the Sun (HONK) @devesine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
dad: hey, what'cha drinking? child [suspiciously]: ...soy milk dad: HOLA MILK YO SOY DAD
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Nudibranch @duckbytheoboe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How many apples grow on an apple tree? All of them.
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demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip · 03/10/2026
oh since a BUNCH of you are blocked. this is the “conversation” i don’t understand how running it past a comms team results in not posting???? fucking hello!???
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If your direct response to our enforcing on our community guidelines to make the folks on here safer is to lash out and say that moderators should be sent to concentration camps - maybe you need to reassess your priors but you aren't making this place safer with that attitude.
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demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip • 6h
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i am again going to politely entreat on you to stop posting about any policy anything without running it past your comms team.
as politely as possible, you are not actually capable of being appropriately objective, which you *should* be when talking about policy
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Yes I've tried that and we then don't post anything. See nearly any post from the safety account as an example.
Users keep demanding policy explanations daily and then make up their own random stories when there's usually an objective and repeatable process on our end (since we train mods).
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this is why, again, i do not think this information should be coming from your personal account and should be going through moderation@ with PR and comms approval. i get that you want to treat this as a small/bespoke platform but it does not function for this
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✨ simon ✨ @probablyagoldfish.de · 27/09/2026
given today’s news about the US rolling back fuel economy standards, I feel much affirmed in yesterday’s purchase of a used ev. and I got to meet goats
A shed with a fenced enclosure and a lot of white and some brown goatsA dark red Renault Zoe viewed from the side. It’s parked on gravel in front of a farm house.
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✨ simon ✨ @probablyagoldfish.de · 19/09/2026
@dilfkink.kindboys.online i feel like it’s important for you to know that my friend just told me about Antinous, according to him “the most beautiful twink of history”, and the first pic he showed me totally looked like you
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✨ simon ✨ @probablyagoldfish.de · 14/09/2026
hey @dotmeow.org believe it or not, shark and goldfish are mine & my boyfriend’s nickname, so, yes it landed. we loved it <3
Photo of a notecard held in front of a computer keyboard. It reads “Hey Goldfish, I got carried away drawing… I hope it lands *fingers crossed*. Thank you for all your support of .meow, we really appreciate it ❤️. -wordloc :3”
To the right of the text is a drawing of a shark from below, looming under a small fish.
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✨ simon ✨ @probablyagoldfish.de · 14/09/2026
another recipe to keep in my old school cookbook
photo of an A6 notecard leaning on a keyboard with a bright red fountain pen in front of it. The recipe for a chicken curry is written in cursive with thick strokes.
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✨ simon ✨ @probablyagoldfish.de · 14/09/2026
This option is gone now, so now you always need to delete the “?” and everything after it in every yet link to lessen the tracking”
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✨ simon ✨ @probablyagoldfish.de · 12/09/2026
my boyfriend’s crazy russian friend coined the term “boy smell”, which is apparently “anal lube and wd-40”. what am i supposed to do with this information?
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Bush did
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✨ simon ✨ @probablyagoldfish.de · 10/09/2026
i had already disabled this once, just checked and it was on again on my new phone. so it seems that it automatically enables this when you reinstall the app
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QTori 🍣 @qtori.art · 04/09/2026
I will add pressure to this by saying that any company that claims to not hold onto your personal data after verifying you? They're lying. Ive been nitro free since the first time they tried this, voice how you feel with your wallet people. Make them really feel that squeeze.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I was trying to get through to one of the staff of this site yesterday but like, this is psychosis. The people who run this site think AI is alive. How do you come back from this
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alves @alves.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 02/09/2026
The replies are like "I'll just pirate it!" and I'm sure all your trans friends and associates are happy to know you're still a fan of the woman who's made it her life goal to ruin their lives, you just don't want to pay her for it.
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✨ simon ✨ @probablyagoldfish.de · 02/09/2026
Deleting the post where, from what I saw, people mostly said they were disappointed, but then having this post devolve into a pro-ai circlejerk is more telling than the original decision to give money to anthropic ever was.
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QueerAF @wearequeeraf.com · 28/08/2026
PinkNews faced a choice: serve the community or chase mass-produced, uncontroversial content. Its decision to cave to the algorithm has left it in reputational and financial tatters.
wearequeeraf.com
Metric anxiety is fueling a dangerous decline in quality queer journalism
Why so many articles about queer people focus on celebs, rely on pics of hypermasculine guys and use rage-bait misinformation
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 27/08/2026
How many signatories of the open letter defending "academic freedom" for white supremacist "race realists" came to the public defense of Maura Finkelstein, a tenured associate professor at Muhlenberg College who was fired for reposting on Instagram a statement from a Palestinian American poet?
insidehighered.com
Tenured Jewish prof. says she's fired for pro-Palestine post
Pennsylvania’s Muhlenberg College may have become the first institution since Oct. 7 to oust a tenured faculty member for such statements, though the professor is appealing the decision and still rece...
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✨ simon ✨ @probablyagoldfish.de · 26/08/2026
fuck me, waymo wants to start driving in my city, and almost all comments are idiots jerking themselves off about how great this’ll be and that the naysayers are the reason we’re stuck. JFC, you people the reason we are where we are, because you give companies endless grace despite everything
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Marcin Wichary @aresluna.org · 11/08/2026
I was hoping for your help with something. (Please RT for reach.) Is there a particular font that’s instantly recognizable to someone who lives where you do, and appreciated/recognized/hated there, but completely unknown elsewhere? Road signs, street names, transit, infrastructure, stuff like that?
An old dot-matrix display at the platform of Bay Area Rapid Transit near San FranciscoA license plate in TaiwanA house number in San FranciscoAn old street sign in Szczecin, set in a distinctive typeface
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timur @timurs.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
dualität
skeet von @weltraumwurm mit Bild von Lisa Simpson „WD40 ist kein Schmiermittel“ darüber Grindr Push Benachrichtigung „hast du Lust jz gefct zu werden“
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/08/2026
as a kid I liked math and thought I was good at it and then I got to college and learned that real math is contemptuous of numbers and it confuses and terrifies me
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Mostly Harmless @justahousewife.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
www.theregister.com/ai-and-ml/20...
theregister.com
Open source project fools AI scrapers with poisoned font
ShieldFont is available today if you've got copy that needs protecting
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BASH BACK @bashback.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Amnesty UK have apologised to JK Rowling for rightfully calling out her anti-rights rhetoric. Shame on them. A human rights organisation should not cave to pressure from billionaires, especially those who wish to make supporting human rights a terrorist offence. xoxo BASH BACK
We are disappointed to see Amnesty withdraw their report on transphobia after legal threats from JK Rowling. This is further proof we cannot rely on 'allies' to fight for US,

Our work has been so effective that Rowling has called for us to be proscribed as a terrorist group, but we're still fighting. We’ll only win trans liberation by fighting for it ourselves. 

Don't wait for 'allies' to step in and save us; take action now!
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Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 28/07/2026
i chatted with @aspicycow.gay about getting his license plate revoked
jalopnik.com
Texas Revokes Femboy's Yaoi License Plate, But He's Fighting Back - Jalopnik
Yaoi as a genre isn't specifically pornographic, but that's a tough argument to make at the Texas Department Of Motor Vehicles.
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vivia 🐙👻 @athko.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
progress on my recreation of pittsburgh in cities skylines: 2 ^~^
dahntahn, with the ft pitt bridge n ft duquesne bridge, 11 stanwix st, the steel tower, the k&l gates bldg, n the general structure of the skyline recreateda recreation of polish hilla recreation of mt washington, showing the shiloh n grandview ave areaa shot including a recreation of the strip district, the lower hill, and dahntahn, focusing on union station, the train viaduct, n the steel tower; the pittsburgh penguins ppg arena, the fnb financial center, n the gulf tower r also visible
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✨ simon ✨ @probablyagoldfish.de · 15/07/2026
⬆️ i bought a domain lol
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Fight Chat Control @fightchatcontrol.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
In less than 12 hours, the European Parliament holds the final vote on reinstating Chat Control 1.0. A simple majority is no longer enough to reject it. Contact your MEPs NOW and demand they protect your right to privacy via fightchatcontrol.eu
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Remember folks, if buying isn’t ownership, piracy isn’t theft.
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
you people have got to stop with your awful fucking 4chan tranny brainworm acronyms. what the fuck is a "ttrpg"
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 16/06/2026
Oh!
dw.com
German court holds Google liable for fake AI answers
Judges in Bavaria drew a distinction between standard search engine results and AI-generated summaries. They ruled that tech giants themselves are responsible for the content of answers provided by AI...
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✨ simon ✨ @probablyagoldfish.de · 13/06/2026
renovated my kitchen and managed to create something heretofore unknown to humanity: a kitchen with more storage space than I know what to do with, and a lack of digital clocks!
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✨ simon ✨ @probablyagoldfish.de · 12/06/2026
@mel.bzky.team it took me until yesterday to realize that your name was a reference to Yuri Gagarin. I read it as “Yaoi Gremlin”
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✨ simon ✨ @probablyagoldfish.de · 12/06/2026
Look, even if you’re not in the area (like me), this thread still has amazing cat pictures 🥰
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Caroline Dodds Pennock @carolinepennock.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I get the impression that some people aren't clear what this means. This is the UK state deciding to intervene directly in the healthcare of individual children, depriving them of medicine that their doctors have prescribed for their personal health & wellbeing, in defiance of global best practice.
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✨ simon ✨ @probablyagoldfish.de · 09/06/2026
My kitchen is currently taken apart and spread into three different rooms, but one thing had to remain operational, obviously #coffeesky #espresso
Photo of a white dresser with a large stack of plates, mugs, an electric coffee grinder and an espresso machine placed on top.
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✨ simon ✨ @probablyagoldfish.de · 07/06/2026
Yourself but as a cartoon - I’m 22 and already turning into Abe Simpson
Two pictures of Abe Simpson memes: 1) Him telling war stories, originally he said “So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style of the time”; the caption says “So I saved my files on my own computer, which was the style of the time. 2) Screenshot of the Old Man Yells at Cloud meme, but the cloud Abe Simpson is telling at has a Microsoft Azure logo on it.
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Grace 🏳️‍⚧️ @gemofamara.com · 04/06/2026
are you just going to do this for every generation
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✨ simon ✨ @probablyagoldfish.de · 31/05/2026
if you want to know how gaming with friends is going - I just rage-quit a VOIP client for the first time in my life because it sucked so bad (Mumble). To put that into perspective, I administer Microsoft Teams for a living.
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✨ simon ✨ @probablyagoldfish.de · 31/05/2026
i think i'm pretty funny
Screenshot of the Apple Music app showing a playlist called "This Playlist’s Name Used to be Longer Than a Panic! At The Disco Title (by Fall Out Boy)". A description text below reads "It still is. But it used to be, too."
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✨ simon ✨ @probablyagoldfish.de · 30/05/2026
i needed icons of my computers, so i fired up @inkscape.org. It never fails to amaze me when suddenly a basic vector shape and gradient fill turn into a 3d thing
Screenshot of a illustration of an an Apple iMac showing a picture of a 70s subway car.Screenshot of a illustration of an an Apple MacBook Air showing a picture of a snowy mountain.
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✨ simon ✨ @probablyagoldfish.de · 28/05/2026
what’s this mean for a cis gay dude?
screenshot of the result from an online quiz: “hyperfemme lesbian. you may be into women but that is
NOT going to stop you from being girly and/or extra. that's not to say that you're completely indistinguishable from straight girls; you're almost feminine in the way a gay guy is feminine, if that makes sense? it's very distinctly queer if you know what to look for.”
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✨ simon ✨ @probablyagoldfish.de · 27/05/2026
been stuck on an issue for weeks, just tried to demonstrate it to the application’s owner because i’m completely out of ideas - worked first try, brb gonna kms
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Andboo Haunton 😷🎃 @andrewhinton.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
“The Al is not just telling you what you want to hear. It is training you, one conversation at a time, to need less friction, expect more agreement, and become slightly less capable of handling a situation where someone pushes back on you”
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Them: What the fuck are you talking about? Me: Fuck if I know.
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 06/05/2026
Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in: 1. Do not do age verification. 2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.
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✨ simon ✨ @probablyagoldfish.de · 25/04/2026
fsr the gym tvs are just playing a video of cars drifting. highlights include a pink Chevy Bel Air (NEED), a stretch limo, a Fiat Niki, and a Eastern European police liveried Ford Fiesta 🤷‍♂️
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✨ simon ✨ @probablyagoldfish.de · 24/04/2026
when this carousel image thing was announced i didn’t feel personally bothered, but annoyed on behalf of the artists. now i saw one (1) post with it and absolutely hate it - made it super hard to tell if/how many pics were attached to the post. y’all were right
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