Reposted by ✨ simon ✨Ziz, the Goose So Queer Their Wings Block the Sun (HONK) @devesine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026dad: hey, what'cha drinking? child [suspiciously]: ...soy milk dad: HOLA MILK YO SOY DAD 0132
Reposted by ✨ simon ✨Nudibranch @duckbytheoboe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026How many apples grow on an apple tree? All of them. 183
Reposted by ✨ simon ✨demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip · 03/10/2026oh since a BUNCH of you are blocked. this is the “conversation” i don’t understand how running it past a comms team results in not posting???? fucking hello!??? 681151173
✨ simon ✨ @probablyagoldfish.de · 27/09/2026given today’s news about the US rolling back fuel economy standards, I feel much affirmed in yesterday’s purchase of a used ev. and I got to meet goats 110
✨ simon ✨ @probablyagoldfish.de · 19/09/2026@dilfkink.kindboys.online i feel like it’s important for you to know that my friend just told me about Antinous, according to him “the most beautiful twink of history”, and the first pic he showed me totally looked like you 080
✨ simon ✨ @probablyagoldfish.de · 14/09/2026hey @dotmeow.org believe it or not, shark and goldfish are mine & my boyfriend’s nickname, so, yes it landed. we loved it <3 230
✨ simon ✨ @probablyagoldfish.de · 14/09/2026This option is gone now, so now you always need to delete the “?” and everything after it in every yet link to lessen the tracking” 000
✨ simon ✨ @probablyagoldfish.de · 12/09/2026my boyfriend’s crazy russian friend coined the term “boy smell”, which is apparently “anal lube and wd-40”. what am i supposed to do with this information? 000
✨ simon ✨ @probablyagoldfish.de · 10/09/2026i had already disabled this once, just checked and it was on again on my new phone. so it seems that it automatically enables this when you reinstall the app 010
Reposted by ✨ simon ✨QTori 🍣 @qtori.art · 04/09/2026I will add pressure to this by saying that any company that claims to not hold onto your personal data after verifying you? They're lying. Ive been nitro free since the first time they tried this, voice how you feel with your wallet people. Make them really feel that squeeze. 180115107513
Reposted by ✨ simon ✨jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I was trying to get through to one of the staff of this site yesterday but like, this is psychosis. The people who run this site think AI is alive. How do you come back from this 311949310
Reposted by ✨ simon ✨Nash @radiodeadair.com · 02/09/2026The replies are like "I'll just pirate it!" and I'm sure all your trans friends and associates are happy to know you're still a fan of the woman who's made it her life goal to ruin their lives, you just don't want to pay her for it. 6825571109
✨ simon ✨ @probablyagoldfish.de · 02/09/2026Deleting the post where, from what I saw, people mostly said they were disappointed, but then having this post devolve into a pro-ai circlejerk is more telling than the original decision to give money to anthropic ever was. 000
Reposted by ✨ simon ✨QueerAF @wearequeeraf.com · 28/08/2026PinkNews faced a choice: serve the community or chase mass-produced, uncontroversial content. Its decision to cave to the algorithm has left it in reputational and financial tatters. wearequeeraf.comMetric anxiety is fueling a dangerous decline in quality queer journalismWhy so many articles about queer people focus on celebs, rely on pics of hypermasculine guys and use rage-bait misinformation 017851
Reposted by ✨ simon ✨Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 27/08/2026How many signatories of the open letter defending "academic freedom" for white supremacist "race realists" came to the public defense of Maura Finkelstein, a tenured associate professor at Muhlenberg College who was fired for reposting on Instagram a statement from a Palestinian American poet?insidehighered.comTenured Jewish prof. says she's fired for pro-Palestine postPennsylvania’s Muhlenberg College may have become the first institution since Oct. 7 to oust a tenured faculty member for such statements, though the professor is appealing the decision and still rece... 141260400
✨ simon ✨ @probablyagoldfish.de · 26/08/2026fuck me, waymo wants to start driving in my city, and almost all comments are idiots jerking themselves off about how great this’ll be and that the naysayers are the reason we’re stuck. JFC, you people the reason we are where we are, because you give companies endless grace despite everything 000
Reposted by ✨ simon ✨Marcin Wichary @aresluna.org · 11/08/2026I was hoping for your help with something. (Please RT for reach.) Is there a particular font that’s instantly recognizable to someone who lives where you do, and appreciated/recognized/hated there, but completely unknown elsewhere? Road signs, street names, transit, infrastructure, stuff like that? 72262121
Reposted by ✨ simon ✨Micah @rincewind.run · 06/08/2026as a kid I liked math and thought I was good at it and then I got to college and learned that real math is contemptuous of numbers and it confuses and terrifies me 641709106
Reposted by ✨ simon ✨Mostly Harmless @justahousewife.bsky.social · 31/07/2026www.theregister.com/ai-and-ml/20...theregister.comOpen source project fools AI scrapers with poisoned fontShieldFont is available today if you've got copy that needs protecting 13616
Reposted by ✨ simon ✨BASH BACK @bashback.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Amnesty UK have apologised to JK Rowling for rightfully calling out her anti-rights rhetoric. Shame on them. A human rights organisation should not cave to pressure from billionaires, especially those who wish to make supporting human rights a terrorist offence. xoxo BASH BACK 131626608
Reposted by ✨ simon ✨Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 28/07/2026i chatted with @aspicycow.gay about getting his license plate revokedjalopnik.comTexas Revokes Femboy's Yaoi License Plate, But He's Fighting Back - JalopnikYaoi as a genre isn't specifically pornographic, but that's a tough argument to make at the Texas Department Of Motor Vehicles. 28011
Reposted by ✨ simon ✨vivia 🐙👻 @athko.bsky.social · 17/07/2026progress on my recreation of pittsburgh in cities skylines: 2 ^~^ 2142
Reposted by ✨ simon ✨Fight Chat Control @fightchatcontrol.bsky.social · 08/07/2026In less than 12 hours, the European Parliament holds the final vote on reinstating Chat Control 1.0. A simple majority is no longer enough to reject it. Contact your MEPs NOW and demand they protect your right to privacy via fightchatcontrol.eu 2287350
Reposted by ✨ simon ✨The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Remember folks, if buying isn’t ownership, piracy isn’t theft. 4045592288
Reposted by ✨ simon ✨phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 19/06/2026you people have got to stop with your awful fucking 4chan tranny brainworm acronyms. what the fuck is a "ttrpg" 261196285
Reposted by ✨ simon ✨Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 16/06/2026Oh!dw.comGerman court holds Google liable for fake AI answersJudges in Bavaria drew a distinction between standard search engine results and AI-generated summaries. They ruled that tech giants themselves are responsible for the content of answers provided by AI... 14665180
✨ simon ✨ @probablyagoldfish.de · 13/06/2026renovated my kitchen and managed to create something heretofore unknown to humanity: a kitchen with more storage space than I know what to do with, and a lack of digital clocks! 000
✨ simon ✨ @probablyagoldfish.de · 12/06/2026@mel.bzky.team it took me until yesterday to realize that your name was a reference to Yuri Gagarin. I read it as “Yaoi Gremlin” 000
✨ simon ✨ @probablyagoldfish.de · 12/06/2026Look, even if you’re not in the area (like me), this thread still has amazing cat pictures 🥰 000
Reposted by ✨ simon ✨Caroline Dodds Pennock @carolinepennock.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I get the impression that some people aren't clear what this means. This is the UK state deciding to intervene directly in the healthcare of individual children, depriving them of medicine that their doctors have prescribed for their personal health & wellbeing, in defiance of global best practice. 1824851281
✨ simon ✨ @probablyagoldfish.de · 09/06/2026My kitchen is currently taken apart and spread into three different rooms, but one thing had to remain operational, obviously #coffeesky #espresso 100
✨ simon ✨ @probablyagoldfish.de · 07/06/2026Yourself but as a cartoon - I’m 22 and already turning into Abe Simpson 000
Reposted by ✨ simon ✨Grace 🏳️⚧️ @gemofamara.com · 04/06/2026are you just going to do this for every generation 16112072565
✨ simon ✨ @probablyagoldfish.de · 31/05/2026if you want to know how gaming with friends is going - I just rage-quit a VOIP client for the first time in my life because it sucked so bad (Mumble). To put that into perspective, I administer Microsoft Teams for a living. 100
✨ simon ✨ @probablyagoldfish.de · 30/05/2026i needed icons of my computers, so i fired up @inkscape.org. It never fails to amaze me when suddenly a basic vector shape and gradient fill turn into a 3d thing 110
✨ simon ✨ @probablyagoldfish.de · 27/05/2026been stuck on an issue for weeks, just tried to demonstrate it to the application’s owner because i’m completely out of ideas - worked first try, brb gonna kms 000
Reposted by ✨ simon ✨Andboo Haunton 😷🎃 @andrewhinton.bsky.social · 25/05/2026“The Al is not just telling you what you want to hear. It is training you, one conversation at a time, to need less friction, expect more agreement, and become slightly less capable of handling a situation where someone pushes back on you” 4160273034
Reposted by ✨ simon ✨Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Them: What the fuck are you talking about? Me: Fuck if I know. 02412
Reposted by ✨ simon ✨Alice Averlong 🏳️⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 06/05/2026Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in: 1. Do not do age verification. 2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID. 4865312726
✨ simon ✨ @probablyagoldfish.de · 25/04/2026fsr the gym tvs are just playing a video of cars drifting. highlights include a pink Chevy Bel Air (NEED), a stretch limo, a Fiat Niki, and a Eastern European police liveried Ford Fiesta 🤷♂️ 000
✨ simon ✨ @probablyagoldfish.de · 24/04/2026when this carousel image thing was announced i didn’t feel personally bothered, but annoyed on behalf of the artists. now i saw one (1) post with it and absolutely hate it - made it super hard to tell if/how many pics were attached to the post. y’all were right 000