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The Haunted Drive-in

@haunteddrivein.bsky.social
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He/Him. Christ-follower and 1980s monster kid. Forever annoyed that Ed Wood didn’t win Best Picture back in 1994. linktr.ee/haunteddrivein

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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 46m
I have ridiculously talented friends.
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 7h
Make America erect statues of great fictional characters again.
Statue of the android from the 1927 film METROPOLIS.Statue of cartoon character Popeye the sailor man.Statue of Fonzie from the sitcom Happy Days.Statue of the titular hero from the 1987 film ROBOCOP.
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 10h
Son of Zorn!
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Son of Zorn Surprise Peek-a-Boo
Alt: Son of Zorn Surprise Peek-a-Boo
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 11h
Where is my Tucker & Dale legacy sequel? I need it.
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 19h
I want to like that Fanta/Ghostface commercial but it feels really terribly Ai generated
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 19h
This movie is so funny man
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 20h
Put on Tucker and Dale vs evil. Katrina Bowden should’ve been iv more things.m
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 21h
Watched THE ABCS OF DEATH for the first time since 2013. My thoughts from that initial viewing were right on the money. boxd.it/aJhRsr
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A ★★★ review of The ABCs of Death (2012)
This review may contain spoilers. Visit the page to bypass this warning and read the review.
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That moment when my buddy @afunghoul.bsky.social messages me to say he’s secured a fuzzy Count Chocula box on my behalf…
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Stephen Colbert: Awesomesauce!
Alt: Stephen Colbert: Awesomesauce!
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Watched VAMPS last night and I’m genuinely confused as to why it’s not regarded as a beloved cult classic. Incredibly random and talented cast, silly vibe, genuinely emotional beats, and just fun. The CGI is poor but it’s sparsely used. This is a sweet little comedy with a decent body count.
Theatrical poster for VAMPS (2012).
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Totally on board with this, but only if Gail writes it.
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Watching Epic Rap Battles of History with my son and my best friend. Life is good.
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I never would’ve clocked it as a kid, but the wedding sequence in ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES has Lurch playing “Sunrise, Sunset” from FIDDLER ON THE ROOF in a minor key on the harpsichord, and it’s delightful.
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Why would he buy a house with so many basement windows? Getting a window-free basement feels like Vampire 101.” - my adorable spouse
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My wife, who is not a horror fan, picked tonight’s spookfest. #NowWatching FRIGHT NIGHT.
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Jerry Dandridge in Fright Night
Alt: Jerry Dandridge in Fright Night
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Watching Tim Burton’s short film LUAU. Unsurprisingly, it’s bizarre. Like a 1960s beach musical crossed with PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE and dubbed like an old kaiju movie.
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today’s haunted highlight: this Roy Rogers ad from 1987 that is dripping in vintage Halloween party goodness! youtu.be/Z1OPO4DkDEM?...
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Roy Rogers Halloween ad from 1987!
YouTube video by The Haunted Drive-in
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy 30th to Sabrina The Teenage Witch, premiering on this day in 1996.
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Salem the Cat: Finally! Someone More Pathetic
Alt: Salem the Cat: Finally! Someone More Pathetic Than Me
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Share a favorite music video. youtu.be/KJzWGkgFcTU?...
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Squirrel Nut Zippers - Ghost of Stephen Foster
YouTube video by Squirrel Nut Zippers
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This movie is nearly 40 years old. It’s depressing how timely the commentary feels.
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s genuinely impossible for Keith David to look uncool isn’t it?
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Now showing at Late To The Party Cinema: JOHN CARPENTER’S THEY LIVE.
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They Live
Alt: They Live
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What’s your favorite horror movie cold open?
SCREAM (1996)GHOST SHIP (2002)CUBE (1997)THE RING (2002)
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Score.
Bag of Blumhouse sweet phantom heat Cheetos and package of mystery flavor Chips Ahoy on the counter.
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Been watching Animal Control on Netflix. Charming little sitcom with a Brooklyn 99 flavor. Season 4 name drops MEET THE FEEBLES as a gem of New Zealand cultural export. You gotta love that.
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Signed up three months ago to work a toy show today, the rain cancelled it out. Phooey.
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
BLACK SHEEP is getting a legacy sequel? BLACK freaking SHEEP!? Awesome.
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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The Office: Michael Scott - What A Day Huh?
Alt: The Office: Michael Scott - What A Day Huh?
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Okay, NOW it’s Autumn.
A hairy male hand holding a giant pumpkin spice frappe in a car.
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Twenty years later, “The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny” is still a banger.
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Ultimate Showdown Lemon Demon
Alt: Ultimate Showdown Lemon Demon
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Don’t invite me if this isn’t the vibe.
Screenshot from zombie movie FLESHEATER: REVENGE OF THE LIVING DEAD, showing a hula girl, a vampire, and a guy in a chicken costume dancing and drinking at a Halloween party.
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This flick is the HALLOWEEN III of “Living Dead” movies, and I mean that as a compliment.
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Continuing my journey through the wilds of Tubi’s catalog. #NowWatching FLESHEATER: REVENGE OF THE LIVING DEAD. A zombie flick written and directed by Bill Hinzman (the original “graveyard zombie” in NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD), and it takes place at Halloween too? Yes please.
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This looks like it was made for me. youtu.be/VL-xjzQFWsY?...
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Ray Gunn | Official Trailer | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hanging out with my buddy tomorrow who has been dipping his toes into horror. Gonna show him RE-ANIMATOR.
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Vacunator
Alt: Dr. Herbert West from the film RE-ANIMATOR.
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s probably because I’m high, but it feels like all the good and creative artists are all later in the movie. It’s like they got all the novice attempts out of the way first.
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ok, now that the gummy hit I find this movie way more interesting.
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Watching NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD: REANIMATED. Love the variety and ambition, but the cuts between each animation style are jarring and there’s no flow. Would’ve been way better to let an artist have 30 - 60 seconds of the movie rather than the average of like, 8.
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I see so many people griping about the Cryptkeeper’s new design, and it looks.. fine? Like it’s fine. I’m thinking folks are just so used to the original look that it’s activating their fight or flight.
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Things are bad, but I have Tubi and Letterboxd and that brings me some joy.
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There’s so so SO many, but the one that popped in my head, the one that makes me laugh aloud every single time, is the climax to “The Witches of Pennbrook” from Boy Meets World season 5. Absurd, highly quotable, Halloweeny, and a high gag ratio. “What? It’s startin’ to get fun again.”
Eric Matthews from sitcom Boy Meets World, wearing a black robe and holding a book titled “Witchcraft For Dumb-Dumbs.”
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Watched SCARY MOVIE. No, not that one. I mean the amateur-ish slasher from 1991 that takes place at a house haunt attraction and is my new favorite Category 1 Halloween movie. So many memories of working a ministry haunt in college.
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My buddy is choosing a wild night for himself.
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Inspired by @thehorrorchick.bsky.social’s post about the new Shaun the Sheep, here’s some of my favorite R-rated horror references in family-friendly movies.
A child wearing the iconic Jason Voorhees hockey mask in stop-motion animated PARANORMAN.Carpet pattern from THE SHINING’s Overlook Hotel spotted in Sid’s house from the film TOY STORY.Pinhead from HELLRAISER on a skateboard along the stairs in Max’s room from the movie HOCUS POCUS.Booby-trapped vacuum cleaner dummy from CG animated film MONSTER HOUSE, an homage to an identically dressed character in DONNIE DARKO.
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Beautiful.
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I really like Edgar Wright movies. I hope he gets to do a feature-length DON’T, I want that movie.
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“Heh… I’m funny in the wall.”
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The air is turning cooler, the leaves are changing colors… we’re getting closer to Halloween! Dial up the atmosphere with my list of Category 2 movies: boxd.it/PrfBq
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Category 2 Halloween Movies
Category 1 - the holiday is essential to the plot and the events of the movie don’t happen without it. Category 2 - the filmmakers go the extra mile with decor, soundtrack, and seasonal ambience, but ...
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Probably gonna be asleep before this movie is over. Same thing happened the other evening with FRIGHT NIGHT. Dang I’m old.
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The Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m high, drunk, and my mouth is on fire from hot sauce and chips. Time to watch something wild. Now showing at Late To The Party Cinema: PIECES.
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