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Will Greeenwald

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Tech reviewer at PCMag.com, righteous fury and occasional fiction stories at Presocial.Network. He/him. If putting pronouns here upset you, go ahead and unfollow, dingus.

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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 13m
I walked by some Chabad in midtown and they didn't ask if I wanted to shake the lulav for Sukkot, so I guess I don't need a haircut yet.
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Kyle Orland @kyleor.land · 5h
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you've never played World of Warcraft? [JACK SMITH]: Correct [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you farming gold in Eversong Woods! [SMITH]: That is Elden Ring, sir.
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 8h
Youth pastor voice
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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 9h
Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave is great because of the representation in its diverse cast. Of the four main playable characters, two are Black and two are murdersexual.
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Benn Jordan @bennjordan.bsky.social · 13h
Jesus. I guess we can assume it isn't trained on siloed data. 😬
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 17h
The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”
Document signed by Trump, Sundar Pichai
Google
Dario Amodei
Anthropic
Mark Zuckerberg
Meta

Greg Brockman
OpenAl

Elon Musk
XAI

Jensen Huang
nvidia “Unites States”
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 29/09/2026
It's not "super intelligence." It's not even "intelligence." It continues to fuck up easy questions, like to whom I dedicated my most recent book. Also, Mike Johnson is a craven, simpering weasel and none of the people standing near him in this video respect him even the tiniest bit.
"To whom did John Scalzi dedicate The Shattering Peace"

"John Scalzi dedicated his novel The Shattering Peace to his longtime editor and friend Teresa Nielsen Hayden"
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Aidan Moher @aidanmoher.com · 19h
DLSS 5 On
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 29/09/2026
The Talmud teaches that anyone who sustains one soul, has sustained an entire world. For generations, Jewish New Yorkers have sustained our city. Today, we are launching the first-ever municipal Strategy to Combat Antisemitism.
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Anne Helen Petersen @annehelen.bsky.social · 22h
This is *the* piece. Kate Manne, professor of philosophy at Cornell, speaks truth to the totality of failures at the university — and why students protesting the war in Gaza have faced far harsher consequences than any of the Cornell 7: www.thecut.com/article/what...
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What It Feels Like at Cornell Right Now
As a professor at the Ivy League school, Kate Manne has known many, many victims. There’s a palpable feeling on campus, she writes, that this is big.
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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 20h
Grew up Jewish in rural PA, and as much as it might disappoint my mother to admit this... not wrong.
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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 21h
I'm at the Onion's party for the 99%. There's a cocktail called the Billionaire's Piss that's basically a vodka pickleback. It's the sort of awful drink only a Chicagoan who thinks Malort is good would come up with and I blame @bencollins.bsky.social personally. I drank it. I'm not a coward.
The Billionaire's Piss, a cocktail consisting of vodka, brine, and an olive. At The Onion's Party for the 99% in New York City.
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The angry response is what comes out so clearly to me - normal people, if they're caught out mistaking the Hawks for the Hawkeyes are going to be embarrassed and apologetic, but Schmitt's response is volcanic 'how dare you' anger. Just manifest low character, frankly.
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Drew McKevitt @drewmckevitt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's a bit of a bummer that the story today has been "look at this absolute doofus of a senator" and not "Jack Smith once again credibly accuses the president of many serious crimes"
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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 29/09/2026
Oh fuck this.
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TieTuesday @tietuesday.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
screaming "trans rights free Palestine fuck all recruiters tricking the young gambling is a blight and i think we will look back at it the same way we do cigarettes now" at the start of every stream to give everyone an ad-free experience
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just let me turn off ads entirely, I'd rather just get rid of them, I've already got ads set to the minimum as is.
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is instructive to the conservative notion that the ideal student is completely silent and completely passive, to make them easier to molest
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 29/09/2026
Hey don't use this shit.
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T.J. Stiles @tj-stiles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Never sell anyone out. In fact, if you're asked about banning 12-year-olds from softball, just say, "You're asking me to sell out kids for my political career. I'm not going to do that. Let's stop demonizing people in tougher circumstances than you or I will ever experience. They have guts."
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 28/09/2026
These AI companies should be responsible for everything they do, and they fact nobody is holding them accountable is driving me insane: aftermath.site/ai-agents-resp...
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Arienne Childrey @ari4ohio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pay attention Dems. Gov Beshear won twice, in a deep red state, and never threw trans people under the bus. He led with compassion rather than the fear and cowardice we've seen from some of our Ohio candidates and party leadership.
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404 Media @404media.co · 28/09/2026
Executives working on AI at Microsoft and OpenAI admitted what its critics have been saying all along: LLms are predatory pieces of technology that have been built on what a Microsoft executive called “an astonishing theft of unprecedented proportions.” www.404media.co/doom-loop-op...
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‘Doom Loop’: OpenAI and Microsoft Admits LLMs Are Destroying the Web and Built on Theft
"Millions of people around the world will soon consider large models ‘hoovering up’ all their work to be an astonishing theft of unprecedented proportions."
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I like that in becoming a nazi, you get glowing coverage as a brave iconoclast, and then when you stop being a nazi, you’re get glowing coverage as a brave dissident. Money coming and going. Only way you lose is having normal opinions like “racism bad” bsky.app/profile/trac...
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If we truly lived in a world of 007s, espionage, checks & balances, and actual justice, Musk's career would have come to a VERY decisive close a decade ago.
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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 27/09/2026
Joypolis is pretty cool. If you visit Tokyo and especially are in Odaiba (like to visit the Gundam Base, which is still worth it even if there isn't a life-size Gundam statue there anymore), it's worth checking out.
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CosmicRami 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @rami.spaceaustralia.com · 27/09/2026
The most telling thing that everyone needs to take away from this is: Why does Meta / Zucky keep trying to integrate this tech into our lives so desperately? They brought out pervert glasses and everyone has started rejecting them. Then the non-camera pervert glasses... Now, the pervert necklace
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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 26/09/2026
The Splatoon games' soundtracks are basically the evolved and perfected version of penis music.
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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 26/09/2026
Metallica-Warren Zevon-They Might Be Giants mash-up. Invisible Kid, Invisible Kid Invisible Kid, Never see what he did Came out to play, they all think he hid Invisible Kid Invisible Kid, Invisible Kid Invisible Kid meets Excitable Boy They have a fight, Excitable wins Excitable Boy
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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...
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Racket @racketmn.com · 25/09/2026
"It is 100% a queer art installation," the prolific DVD stasher tells us.
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An Interview With the Person Who Put Hundreds of ‘Wedding Crashers’ DVDs in South Mpls Little Free Libraries - Racket
'It is 100% a queer art installation,' Sable Adelaide tells us.
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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 26/09/2026
Monster Magnet is like: Distorted riffs that sound like a weed-filled van smells I AM THE COSMIC DRIVER OF THE BIG WHEEL SPECIFICALLY THE BIG WHEEL FROM MARVEL COMICS THAT FIRST APPEARED IN AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #182 HIS NAME WAS JACKSON WHEELE I WILL BE THE EMPEROR OF THE GALAXY WASTELAND
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Washington Post once got attention by cracking and exposing Watergate. Now, it's going viral with articles about whether you should drink iced coffee at interviews. What a comedown.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 26/09/2026
Mass layoffs kill people. Thousands of quiet tragedies follow every billionaire's predatory decision. Never forget.
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Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’ve had several folks try and say to me that democrats NEED to embrace transphobia to appeal to the average voter, and like… Y’all, Republicans already have the people that are weirdly concerned about bathrooms and athlete’s genitals vote secured. We are not getting ANY votes by going “me too!”
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#TeslaTakedown @teslatakedown.com · 26/09/2026
How do you know this doc has Elon rattled? Because all of the other oligarchs are trying to protect his ego. www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...
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The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)
YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing "political" content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing.
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This kind of shit is lowkey why I can't just exist in the world, because people have all kinds of bullshit rules about what you're supposed to do or not do, but there is not actually any place you can go to find out what those rules are.
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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 26/09/2026
My cat's being stupid. He isn't doing anything, he's just in the state of being stupid.
Pixel, a Russian Blue cat, doing nothing and being stupid.
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Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Interviewing the inventor of napalm about his hats
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 25/09/2026
The actors playing pedophiles in PRIMETIME being credited with just the screennames is so fucking funny
Caveh Zahedi
Wow_U_Like_Pot
David Fierro
Raysfan22
Ed Malone
Nextbestfriend_14
David Pridemore
Georgepitansky_9008
Charles Schneider
Cool_guy5
Jonathan Francis
Canifuckyouanally
A.J. Leitell
luv2Bnude
Christian Vazquez
Xbeachdude
Berwick Lagarde
Jeremys_talented_tongue
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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 25/09/2026
In a sane world, the academic, commercial, and regulatory worlds would all not allow public implementation or unregulated experimentation of this technology until it can be tested and retested in laboratory environments extensively and repeatedly. But not in end-stage dipshit capitalism.
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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 25/09/2026
"This technology is all still very speculative, but tech leaders are increasingly adamant that this is the future of compute." I swear those words will be engraved on the headstone of humanity.
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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 25/09/2026
I used to feel embarrassed for spending a couple bucks on Umamusume and Hololive Dreams. Then I realized that what I've dropped on them is more than I'll ever be willing to pay for AI tokens, and I suddenly feel that half-heartedly fishing for five-star Golshi and Mori pulls is morally superior.
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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 25/09/2026
"Digital asbestos" is the best term I've ever heard for what AI is doing to both code and art.
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PandaMonium @pandamonium.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today, I decided to dump all my thoughts about A.I. infecting the retro and Saturn scene into one cohesive article. In short, I am certifiably sick of this.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/09/2026
OMG -- under questioning from Hassan, Trump's FDA nominee Heidi Overton refuses to acknowledge that Trump can ever be wrong about anything even after she's confronted with a specific example of something Trump is clearly wrong about
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well, if Tucker feels genuine remorse, and sincerely wants to make amends for several decades of racism, sexism, homophobia, and war mongering…he can still go fuck himself.
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Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gonna start putting a rubber band on liberal’s wrists, and every time they’re like “Majorie Tyler Greene and Tucker Carlson denounced Trump! Is this an ally?” I’m going to fucking snap it.
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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 24/09/2026
That which is not dead can eternal lie, and with strange aeons...
Vision from The Avengers, captioned "...even an android can... cry!"
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