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Will Greeenwald

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Tech reviewer at PCMag.com, righteous fury and occasional fiction stories at Presocial.Network. He/him. If putting pronouns here upset you, go ahead and unfollow, dingus.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 7h
Every person in the next administration will be replacing the worst person to ever hold their office.
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Zee (missing life's little cues) @miscue.bsky.social · 7h
With his finger on the pulse of the US zeitgeist, Presidential Wannabe Gavin Newsom wades into the fight against rape on the side of ....the rapists. I cannot explain to you how hard I will NOT VOTE for this man. If you put him on the ballot, you will lose
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Tara O’Connor @taraocomics.bsky.social · 23h
What the fuck, Joyce. I don’t even read romance novels but this kind of thinking pisses me the fuck off. It further pushes that mentality that some books as “lesser” which is bullshit! All books count!
Joyce Carol Oates 
This is why Al-generated romance novels make perfect sense. Formulaic fiction doesn't need to be written by hand, so to speak; what difference does it make if a machine "writes" it? There are machine-made clothes & there are custom-made clothes. They appeal to different consumers.
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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 12h
I walked by some Chabad in midtown and they didn't ask if I wanted to shake the lulav for Sukkot, so I guess I don't need a haircut yet.
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Kyle Orland @kyleor.land · 17h
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you've never played World of Warcraft? [JACK SMITH]: Correct [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you farming gold in Eversong Woods! [SMITH]: That is Elden Ring, sir.
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 20h
Youth pastor voice
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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 21h
Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave is great because of the representation in its diverse cast. Of the four main playable characters, two are Black and two are murdersexual.
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Benn Jordan @bennjordan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jesus. I guess we can assume it isn't trained on siloed data. 😬
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”
Document signed by Trump, Sundar Pichai
Google
Dario Amodei
Anthropic
Mark Zuckerberg
Meta

Greg Brockman
OpenAl

Elon Musk
XAI

Jensen Huang
nvidia “Unites States”
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 29/09/2026
It's not "super intelligence." It's not even "intelligence." It continues to fuck up easy questions, like to whom I dedicated my most recent book. Also, Mike Johnson is a craven, simpering weasel and none of the people standing near him in this video respect him even the tiniest bit.
"To whom did John Scalzi dedicate The Shattering Peace"

"John Scalzi dedicated his novel The Shattering Peace to his longtime editor and friend Teresa Nielsen Hayden"
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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 30/09/2026
His name is Fabio and he's a pseudo-religious zealot from a society of sci-fi mole people and he's SUPER GAY for the prettiest white boy on the game. Fortune's Weave kicks ass.
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Aidan Moher @aidanmoher.com · 30/09/2026
DLSS 5 On
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 29/09/2026
The Talmud teaches that anyone who sustains one soul, has sustained an entire world. For generations, Jewish New Yorkers have sustained our city. Today, we are launching the first-ever municipal Strategy to Combat Antisemitism.
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Anne Helen Petersen @annehelen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is *the* piece. Kate Manne, professor of philosophy at Cornell, speaks truth to the totality of failures at the university — and why students protesting the war in Gaza have faced far harsher consequences than any of the Cornell 7: www.thecut.com/article/what...
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What It Feels Like at Cornell Right Now
As a professor at the Ivy League school, Kate Manne has known many, many victims. There’s a palpable feeling on campus, she writes, that this is big.
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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 30/09/2026
Grew up Jewish in rural PA, and as much as it might disappoint my mother to admit this... not wrong.
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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 30/09/2026
Way ahead of you, Chef.
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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 30/09/2026
And you're great!
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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 30/09/2026
There are so many things he could do to not look like he's wearing a latex mask of Ron Perlman that shrank in the dryer.
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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 30/09/2026
Also, great party.
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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 30/09/2026
I'm at the Onion's party for the 99%. There's a cocktail called the Billionaire's Piss that's basically a vodka pickleback. It's the sort of awful drink only a Chicagoan who thinks Malort is good would come up with and I blame @bencollins.bsky.social personally. I drank it. I'm not a coward.
The Billionaire's Piss, a cocktail consisting of vodka, brine, and an olive. At The Onion's Party for the 99% in New York City.
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The angry response is what comes out so clearly to me - normal people, if they're caught out mistaking the Hawks for the Hawkeyes are going to be embarrassed and apologetic, but Schmitt's response is volcanic 'how dare you' anger. Just manifest low character, frankly.
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Drew McKevitt @drewmckevitt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's a bit of a bummer that the story today has been "look at this absolute doofus of a senator" and not "Jack Smith once again credibly accuses the president of many serious crimes"
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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 29/09/2026
All the oligarchs running today's nightmare are also basic bitches, which is even worse. Trump is the least creative and least curious man ever. Musk's running entirely on the wit of a 14 year old. Thiel? Everything's the antichrist!" I know fascism inherently curtails art, but it's all so lame!
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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 29/09/2026
"You can make the game bigger on Boner Mondays, Trash Tuesdays, Weiner Wednesdays, THROW YOUR MONEY INTO THE HOLE AND PRETEND THIS BULLSHIT MAKES BASEBALL BETTER IN ANY WAY, DUMBASSES!"
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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 29/09/2026
He was calling it that at Meta Connect last week, too. It was fucking ridiculous.
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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 29/09/2026
Maybe I just find them annoying, but do the Fanduel ads seem slightly skeevier than all the others? They don't even mention gambling, they just imply that the site/app is just "something" that makes your enjoyment of baseball better. That makes it even more gross and fucked up.
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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 29/09/2026
Oh fuck this.
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TieTuesday @tietuesday.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
screaming "trans rights free Palestine fuck all recruiters tricking the young gambling is a blight and i think we will look back at it the same way we do cigarettes now" at the start of every stream to give everyone an ad-free experience
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just let me turn off ads entirely, I'd rather just get rid of them, I've already got ads set to the minimum as is.
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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 29/09/2026
She's describing a scene literally in sci-fi horror movies about kids being brainwashed by aliens/robots.
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is instructive to the conservative notion that the ideal student is completely silent and completely passive, to make them easier to molest
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 29/09/2026
Hey don't use this shit.
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T.J. Stiles @tj-stiles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Never sell anyone out. In fact, if you're asked about banning 12-year-olds from softball, just say, "You're asking me to sell out kids for my political career. I'm not going to do that. Let's stop demonizing people in tougher circumstances than you or I will ever experience. They have guts."
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 28/09/2026
These AI companies should be responsible for everything they do, and they fact nobody is holding them accountable is driving me insane: aftermath.site/ai-agents-resp...
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Arienne Childrey @ari4ohio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pay attention Dems. Gov Beshear won twice, in a deep red state, and never threw trans people under the bus. He led with compassion rather than the fear and cowardice we've seen from some of our Ohio candidates and party leadership.
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404 Media @404media.co · 28/09/2026
Executives working on AI at Microsoft and OpenAI admitted what its critics have been saying all along: LLms are predatory pieces of technology that have been built on what a Microsoft executive called “an astonishing theft of unprecedented proportions.” www.404media.co/doom-loop-op...
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‘Doom Loop’: OpenAI and Microsoft Admits LLMs Are Destroying the Web and Built on Theft
"Millions of people around the world will soon consider large models ‘hoovering up’ all their work to be an astonishing theft of unprecedented proportions."
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I like that in becoming a nazi, you get glowing coverage as a brave iconoclast, and then when you stop being a nazi, you’re get glowing coverage as a brave dissident. Money coming and going. Only way you lose is having normal opinions like “racism bad” bsky.app/profile/trac...
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If we truly lived in a world of 007s, espionage, checks & balances, and actual justice, Musk's career would have come to a VERY decisive close a decade ago.
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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 27/09/2026
Joypolis is pretty cool. If you visit Tokyo and especially are in Odaiba (like to visit the Gundam Base, which is still worth it even if there isn't a life-size Gundam statue there anymore), it's worth checking out.
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CosmicRami 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @rami.spaceaustralia.com · 27/09/2026
The most telling thing that everyone needs to take away from this is: Why does Meta / Zucky keep trying to integrate this tech into our lives so desperately? They brought out pervert glasses and everyone has started rejecting them. Then the non-camera pervert glasses... Now, the pervert necklace
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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 26/09/2026
I don't think I could possibly use an ortholinear keyboard without my fingers splitting apart into little robot sub-fingers like Ghost in the Shell. Which sucks, because I really want to be able to do that, and ortholinear keyboards look like they're from 90s cyberpunk anime to begin with.
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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 26/09/2026
... is that full-case aluminum or just a baseplate under the keys? Because if that's the whole body, that's a crazy price.
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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 26/09/2026
The Splatoon games' soundtracks are basically the evolved and perfected version of penis music.
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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 26/09/2026
Metallica-Warren Zevon-They Might Be Giants mash-up. Invisible Kid, Invisible Kid Invisible Kid, Never see what he did Came out to play, they all think he hid Invisible Kid Invisible Kid, Invisible Kid Invisible Kid meets Excitable Boy They have a fight, Excitable wins Excitable Boy
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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...
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Racket @racketmn.com · 25/09/2026
"It is 100% a queer art installation," the prolific DVD stasher tells us.
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An Interview With the Person Who Put Hundreds of ‘Wedding Crashers’ DVDs in South Mpls Little Free Libraries - Racket
'It is 100% a queer art installation,' Sable Adelaide tells us.
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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 26/09/2026
Note: I love Monster Magnet.
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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 26/09/2026
Monster Magnet is like: Distorted riffs that sound like a weed-filled van smells I AM THE COSMIC DRIVER OF THE BIG WHEEL SPECIFICALLY THE BIG WHEEL FROM MARVEL COMICS THAT FIRST APPEARED IN AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #182 HIS NAME WAS JACKSON WHEELE I WILL BE THE EMPEROR OF THE GALAXY WASTELAND
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Washington Post once got attention by cracking and exposing Watergate. Now, it's going viral with articles about whether you should drink iced coffee at interviews. What a comedown.
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