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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 04/10/2026

Well, bots are here and broken and bad.

A bot account responding to a five month old meme joke post with: "Gemini said Algorithmic blind spots are a silent transit safety threa"

Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 03/10/2026

I absolutely believe this card intentionality looks like Nicolas Cage and it is absolutely a reference to Face/Off. @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social, what's your verdict?

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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 03/10/2026

Finally got my summer @gamesdonequick.com shirts from @theyetee.com! Worth the wait.

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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 02/10/2026

Same energy. Please tell me you can name your racer Rik Ybabi. Talladega Nights is one of the best comedies and I will brook no disagreement.

Will Ferrell and Sasha Baron Cohen in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby.

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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 30/09/2026

I'm at the Onion's party for the 99%. There's a cocktail called the Billionaire's Piss that's basically a vodka pickleback. It's the sort of awful drink only a Chicagoan who thinks Malort is good would come up with and I blame @bencollins.bsky.social personally. I drank it. I'm not a coward.

The Billionaire's Piss, a cocktail consisting of vodka, brine, and an olive. At The Onion's Party for the 99% in New York City.

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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 26/09/2026

My cat's being stupid. He isn't doing anything, he's just in the state of being stupid.

Pixel, a Russian Blue cat, doing nothing and being stupid.

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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 24/09/2026

That which is not dead can eternal lie, and with strange aeons...

Vision from The Avengers, captioned "...even an android can... cry!"

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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 20/09/2026

Just got out of House of Kong. Absolutely brilliant. If you love Gorillaz and can make it to the Brooklyn Naval Yard in the next week, go.

House of Kong, an immersive Gorillaz experience

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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 20/09/2026

Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave (2026)

Daniel and the cooler Daniel meme with Zenos from Final Fantasy XIV and Dietrich from Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave

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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 10/09/2026

"Nice knife. You using it to fight crocodiles? That's cool. Mine just summons a giant robot that's also a dragon."

The Green Ranger's Dragon Dagger (all properly capitalized)

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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 08/09/2026

I'm so glad I bought this t-shirt years before there was any risk of it being made with AI.

A t-shirt of "Macho Man" Randy Savage elbow dropping Jesus Christ. Wish.com, C
Cotton and spandex, est. 2014

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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 03/09/2026

Oh great, an opportunity to post this! The apotheosis of a joke being the purest form of "If you know, you know."

"Sub Rosa" is the 165th episode of the American science fiction television series Star Trek: The Next Generation. It was the 14th episode of the seventh season. Dr. Crusher attends her grandmother's funeral, and spends time in her grandmother's haunted house, romanced by her grandmother's non-corporeal lover. BEV FUCKS A GHOST BEV FUCKS A GHOST BEV FUCKS A GHOST BEV FUCKS A GHOST BEV FUCKS A GHOST BEV FUCKS A GHOST BEV FUCKS A GHOST BEV FUCKS A GHOST BEV FUCKS A GHOST BEV FUCKS A GHOST BEV FUCKS A GHOST BEV FUCKS A GHOST BEV FUCKS A GHOST BEV FUCKS A GHOST

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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 25/08/2026

2 is one of the funniest things ever. I'm reading Dune, and with all the religious imagery and commentary I looked up the status of Jews in its universe. According to the Dune wiki (dune.fandom.com/wiki/Judaism) there are a bunch. "Hasidic Lutherans" is one of the funniest things I've ever read.

Several groups or organisations that seem to be of Jewish origin sent delegates to the synode which redacted the Orange Catholic Bible: The Diasporic Council of Rabbis, Talimidic Zabur Followers, the Jerusalem Urbanite Citizens of Nework, the Neomaimondist Rabbirate and The Tawrah Collegiate, as well as a number of seemingly mixed-religions such as: The Hasidic Lutherans and the Hasidislamic Union but their exact relation to Judaism remains obscure and it is unknown in how far these Jewish or pseudo-Jewish groups differed from the Judaism of Old Terra, though of all religions, Judaism had changed the least throughout the millennia.

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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 25/08/2026

I was wrong, AI can make art.* *I am not wrong, but this shit's hilarious.

Image from AI generated music video "Let the Record Speak" by PhantomGB of an army of identical vtuber-looking trans? women.

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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 25/08/2026

Why doesn't Fatboy Slim sell an official You've Come A Long Way Baby t-shirt? I don't want to try to make my own.

Fatboy Slim's "You've Come A Long Way, Baby" with a large kid wearing a t-shirt that says "I'm #1 so why try harder"

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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 21/08/2026

Second best cosplay: this Gon in particular

Hunter X Hunter cosplayets at Anime NYC including a nen-overdosing Gon with eight foot tall hair

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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 21/08/2026

The best cosplay at Anine NYC is definitely the guy in normal clothes and the Mensis Cage from Bloodborne. Micolash on his day off.

A line for tea at Anime NYC with a man in a black t-shirt, jeans, and the Mensis Cage from Bloodborne.

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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 13/08/2026

I'm sorry, WHAT did you just call me?

MEET THE ALL-NEW KUMPANTER GEN 2 FOLDING UTILITY TOOL

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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 12/08/2026

I just made it, but I strongly feel it's evergreen for you two.

The Sonic the Hedgehog movie meme of "How are you not dead?" "I have no idea!" with Boivins Pat "PatStaresAt" and Paige "PeachSaliva."

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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 08/08/2026

*deep breath* THE REWARDS ARE BOFA DEEZ NU-

Introducing BofA rewards. Rewards for every ambition. Ask how to join inside.

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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 04/08/2026

It is the day before you posted this. I replace all your system fonts with the menu font from Omikron: The Nomad Soul, and then say "tee hee."

Text from Omikron: The Nomad Soul and bro even if your eyes are perfect you aren't going to be able to read this me not transcribing it to alt text puts us all on equal footing

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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 29/07/2026

Truly fascinated by the split on the subway between AI ads and "Fuck AI" ads.

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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 22/07/2026

IT IS VIGO VON DOOM, SCOURGE OF LATVERIA!

Avengers Doomsday poster with the painting of Vigo from Ghostbusters 2

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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 13/07/2026

This would make him the coolest mayor ever to me.

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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 06/07/2026

I hope all of you have a good day today, but especially Ace Combat Dog.jpg. Because he's a good boy.jpg, and should have a good day too.

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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 01/07/2026

YOU ARE NOT ZERO COOL AND YOU WILL NEVER BE ZERO COOL!

Dade Murphy, alias Zero Cool, alias Crash Override in Hackers, wearing a weird headset.

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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 01/07/2026

A cybertruck saying "armored car services" is one of the funniest fucking things I've ever seen.

A Tesla Cybertruck owned by an armored car services company in midtown Manhattan

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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 30/06/2026

This is genuinely the Backrooms remembering the Arc de Triomphe.

A poorly constructed arch at the Great American State Fair.

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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 25/06/2026

I didn't get the He-Man Castle Grayskull popcorn bucket, but I NEED the Spider-Man: Brand New Day Jizz Cone popcorn bucket.

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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 24/06/2026

Jax, look, I know we don't get along, but Kane Parsons is officially the youngest director ever to have a #1 film at the domestic box office in its opening weekend. He is only 20 years old.