Reposted by Jon PBen Ansell @benansell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Good thing that this couldn’t have been predicted almost a year ago <runs bitter victory lap> and the government didn’t just blithely carry on doing the same thing. www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/politics/718... 15555208
Reposted by Jon PRoland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026'Which taxes do you want to raise instead?' should be the default question to anyone who calls for reductions in immigration. 14433152
Jon P @pparker49.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The US can barely keep 3 out of 11 aircraft carriers at sea. There are none at all in the Western Pacific. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t... #defencepodcasts.apple.comEXPLAINER: How America's aircraft carrier crisis reveals a military declinePodcast Episode · The General & The Journalist · 27 September · 9min · Video 000
Jon P @pparker49.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The US can barely keep 3 out of 11 aircraft carriers at sea. None at all in the Western Pacific. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t... #defencepodcasts.apple.comEXPLAINER: How America's aircraft carrier crisis reveals a military declinePodcast Episode · The General & The Journalist · 27 September · 9min · Video 000
Jon P @pparker49.bsky.social · 27/09/2026thebrinkpodcast.substack.com/p/i-saw-the-... Fascinating podcast. Learned loads about the Houthis, all of it terrifying Michael Knights a true expert. #Yementhebrinkpodcast.substack.com'I saw the Houthis up close...they’re a danger to Europe' Middle Expert WarnsIn this episode of The Brink, Jake is joined by Middle East security expert Michael Knights to explore how the Houthis have grown from a ragtag Yemeni militia into one of Iran’s most heavily armed reg... 010
Reposted by Jon PMichael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Despite being a famous Hollywood star if you want to know what sort of person DAVID NIVEN was, the largest wreath at his funeral was from the Porters at Heathrow Airport. It read: “To the finest gentleman who ever walked through these halls. He made a Porter feel like a King.” 296130371911
Reposted by Jon PScott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Trump's comments always age so well. 24250781780
Reposted by Jon PKatie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility 5776142100
Reposted by Jon PThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026they really think we are all idiots 424101702861
Reposted by Jon PDAPPER DON DHARSHI @dapperdondharshi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026A marine biologist films this octopus changing colors while dreaming and it’s spectacular 18355721194
Reposted by Jon PDigital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If it swims in the Sea and cuddles you like a Puppy, that's a Moray! 481078196
Jon P @pparker49.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The fantastic PISA results of England’s schools. #education 110
Reposted by Jon PRobert Hutton @roberthutton.co.uk · 20/09/2026I can't get over how visibly insane he is these days. This is like reading a note from your great aunt who insists she used to be married to Winston Churchill. 5641183
Reposted by Jon PAlexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Deleting apps cos I wanna meet someone the old fashioned way (form a homoerotic bond with a beautiful boy at Oxford, wheedle my way into his family, watch his descent into alcoholism, get rejected by his sister due to her faith, eventually convert to Catholicism with great metaphorical significance) 310716
Reposted by Jon PThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026WATCH: “That did not happen.” @SteveScalise caught lying 🤥 to ABC that Biden banned 400 news orgs from the White House as he tries to cover for the toddler-in-chief’s authoritarian attempt to ban outlets that don’t glaze his every move 1221323416
Reposted by Jon PRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Trump and Vance to Zelenskyy 18 months ago: You are losing this war. You have no cards. Meanwhile, while Ukraine is kicking a much larger country’s ass who invaded it, Trump and Vance are losing to Iran. 32175162180
Reposted by Jon PEND EVERY REPUBLICAN @mlf3430.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"I can no longer call myself a Republican. There's no voter fraud. Trump is a national disgrace and an international pariah." -General Colin Powell END EVERY REPUBLICAN before REPUBLICANS END DEMOCRACY!! 341197397
Reposted by Jon Pfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I was made redundant from a car dealership that used a third-party website to manage loan car bookings. Access wasn't revoked… to keep myself busy during redundancy, I'd regularly login using a former colleague's credentials and delete bookings at my leisure by way of payback. 71873
Reposted by Jon Pfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Big painting job in a church and the client started to get a bit pissy about my style, so I added his face to a demon in the corner. Don't think anyone's noticed yet. 2736612
Reposted by Jon Pfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I heard when I was little that rubbing marmite on oneself before going into the water repels sharks. Apparently I was the only person taught this when I presented it to my classmates at school. 161968
Reposted by Jon Pfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My wife and I were so hot when we were young. She was very beautiful and I was so handsome. Now we are in our late sixties, I look like Danny Divito and she looks like Mitch Miconnell. I can't unsee it now. 123249
Reposted by Jon Pfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Since 2015 when England made you pay for supermarket plastic bags, two friends and I have kept a WhatsApp log of how many we haven't paid for. Today we hit 10,000 bags. 321615
Reposted by Jon PSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 159190993843
Reposted by Jon PSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026been thinkin about how robots are gonna kill us 9186261859
Reposted by Jon PDmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 20/09/2026If you knew he was abhorant and dangerous but were perfectly happy to let Farage drum up the vote for Brexit because you thought it was the surest route to UK-EFTA or whatever dumb shit you convinced yourself would magically happen, I'm just not that interested in hearing from you in public life. 10903102
Reposted by Jon PDmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 20/09/2026I don't think we disdain the center-right enough. First, they rode nativist populist tigers to power to get their tax cuts and deregulation; Then, they lost control of their own parties to those tigers; Now, they sit in lucrative jobs as columnists writing about how it's all the left's fault. 433129789
Reposted by Jon Pfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Used to work in a small cafe in Carlisle when I overheard a young man deliberating with his friend whether he should move to London or not and was waiting for a sign. I stuck London Calling on and the look he gave his friend stuck with me and I really hope he made it to London. 3176547
Reposted by Jon PDmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 19/09/2026"Enforcing soldier masculinity through mandatory morning-boner checks" is the sort of thing an unsubtle satirist might make up about Russia. 3932279
Reposted by Jon PAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Cunts: Stop using "a coffee" as a benchmark for cheapness. "Could you donate £5 a week? That's just the price of a coffee!" No, a spoonful of Lidl French Blend and some boiling water doesn't cost £5. We don't all spend our mornings spraying a fiver up the wall in Costa. 222246
Reposted by Jon PRae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I think I'm in love with Kevin 😻 #Caturday 372111282002
Reposted by Jon PGiles Wilkes @gilesyb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"in order to be a net fiscal contributor over their lifetime, the average couple arriving in the UK at age 30 needs the primary earner to have a salary at the 55th percentile of the overall earnings distribution, compared to the 45th in France and 28th in Germany" giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...giftarticle.ft.comUnpacking the real fiscal costs of immigrationLow taxes on low earners mean the same immigrants cost the UK more than they would elsewhere 114112
Reposted by Jon Pfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Wife found a woman's crop top in our washing. Think we grabbed it from the sunbed next to us when packing up at some point during our holiday. The fess is how insulted I feel that she didn't even think for a second I might be having an affair with someone who wears a size 8 top. 102857
Reposted by Jon POlga Lautman 🇺🇦 @olgalautman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This is so insane I cannot believe this is real. www.politico.com/news/2026/09... 26924741089
Reposted by Jon PJohn Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 18/09/2026What on earth is happening? 23833141341
Reposted by Jon PSam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The best version of this is the posh woman who stood up in an expensive London restaurant after the Attlee election win in 1945 was reported and announced "the people won't stand for it!" 823127
Reposted by Jon PJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank 128115901942
Reposted by Jon PIan Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026British journalism and polling are both utterly implicated in the Farage funding scandal iandunt.substack.com/p/british-jo... 561583563
Reposted by Jon PGrumpy @grumpybb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The absolute irony “Reform UK tried to suppress coverage of its leader’s arrest on suspicion of assault and coercive control by warning news outlets they would break European privacy law by reporting it, we can reveal” 13723
Reposted by Jon PAnti-Fascist Translator Monkey @translatormonkey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026From last year. A good history lesson. 204170184576
Reposted by Jon PIan Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Anyone supporting this motion is, at best, an imbecile. More likely they're a straight up cunt. If Polanski backs it, it would be an outrage. But even his failure to speak out against it is pretty damning. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...theguardian.comGreens urge Zack Polanski to take stance on proposed policy declaring ‘Zionism is racism’The Green leader has not spoken publicly about the motion, which is likely to be debated at the party’s conference in October 6734663
Reposted by Jon PJon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I picked up a copy of the collected letters of JRR Tolkien for reasons, and this is the most bullshit table of contents I've ever seen. I'm actively angry that it exists 2261741061
Reposted by Jon Pfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Boycotted a business that printed 0207 as their phone code. The phone code for London is 020 and I will not stand for any alternative. 302317
Reposted by Jon PCarl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 03/09/20262:05 pm 2:21 pm @atrupar.com 1066158314451
