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Armed Snail

@pourdecision.bsky.social
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An armed snail that's also religious. // Un caracol armado. Ella tambien es religiosa.

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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 2h
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 2h
Max Muncy sends one into the seats in right, it's 4-1
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Armed Snail @pourdecision.bsky.social · 2h
I'm gonna be honest I ain't even mad
Screenshot of Amazon About me Interests & Hobbies section: Reads fantasy and science fiction extensively
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 8h
the hell they can, three straight yamamoto splitters and khamenei's back in the dugout before he knows what happened
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1. Trump says Iran could hit Los Angeles
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Armed Snail @pourdecision.bsky.social · 23h
YAY MTR K!!!!
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 06/10/2026
Big update at the link (www.gofundme.com/f/fund-me-if...), but here's the tl;dr:
Bernie Sanders “I am once again asking for your financial support” meme, with my tiny baby head, from the same photo as my profile pic, very badly photoshopped onto him
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Armed Snail @pourdecision.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Special mention to us "how dare you degrade Tribal Sovereignty this way" freaks
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 07/10/2026
i don't really think you can get why dave roberts' bullpen management works if you don't have a deep theological understanding of trickster gods, the role of imps in germanic folklore, and mr. bean
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Chad Moriyama @chadmoriyama.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Freddie made the same game-ending, potentially game-saving pick, last NLDS, lmfao.
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Jacquie (Postseason Edition) @lajacq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yamamoto postseason games are such a joy tbh
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Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Edwin Díaz in the ninth inning of a playoff game feels like the cocaine you’re snorting is also high on cocaine
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Armed Snail @pourdecision.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
As soon as this game is over I'm gonna workshop something
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Reminder if you are not Sicilian do not say submissive and breedable
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Marc Normandin @marcnormandin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Synchronization
A post of an image of Yoshinobu Yamamoto laying down with his ass facing the camera, appearing to hold up a tweet by Josh Reddick asking how someone who's never thrown a pitch in MLB can get $325 million. Below is another post from the Heat film bot, with the quote "Because she got a GREAT ASS!"
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sick public transit, gloria @seung.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Wraith LaFrentz 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No athlete has done more to raise awareness that you can add accents to letters on your touchpad more than Kiké Hernandez
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Kiké Hernández is proof that all you need to do to be hot is 1. have a good sense of humor 2. be good at baseball for one month of the year 3. hate ICE
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Rachel Scarlett @rachelscarlettg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love Keeks so much he is so funny Living embodiment of "I never do my homework but I pass all my tests"
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logan, hater club CEO @logan.hater.club · 07/10/2026
We’re so back
A full timeline of users praising Kiké Hernandez of the LA Dodgers
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April Glick Pulito @aprilglick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
please you guys have to be doing this if you are going to post about him
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Stephanie! 💜✌🏻 @craniatology.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
May I interest y’all in a 5:30am Gulf Coast toad? 🌿🐸
Holding a gulf coast toad in my fingers in front of my garage door.
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Armed Snail @pourdecision.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Truly fascinated with how they rationalize this given one of the most popular HP fic of the last 3 years is one where Malfoy joins a postwar paramilitary vigilante group to kill neo-death eaters while holding his wife's purse on her rise to prime minister.
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Armed Snail @pourdecision.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am once again inviting some enterprising North African clothier to observe our California fall of 37-41° and give us options
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Armed Snail @pourdecision.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I just dry heaved
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Armed Snail @pourdecision.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is Bluesky so a statistically improbable number of 38yo mainline protestants are gonna kool-aid man burst into the thread to discuss theology. Some may prefer the stake.
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Armed Snail @pourdecision.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A daisy chain of democracy if you will
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Josh "WAFFLE SQUARF'S HAUNTED" Brown @theotherspeakman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*at the Hibachi restaurant* ME: *misses the steak cube* HIBACHI UMPIRE: ストライク・スリー! MY COACH: Whaddya mean strike? That was on the foul line! HIBACHI UMPIRE: 偏った態度はとれません。私はストライクを見ました。 MY COACH: YOU SON OF A- *throws hat on the grill, which immediately goes up in flames*
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Armed Snail @pourdecision.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
no
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Armed Snail @pourdecision.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Will the baby save us?
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Armed Snail @pourdecision.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
was genuinely just checking the feed and had an "I don't think(???) he's posting about the game any more"
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Armed Snail @pourdecision.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*nods* and this is why you're watching postseason baseball
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 05/10/2026
boy oh boy, that was a pretty backdrop to that Freeman home run, Chavez Ravine in the right light has that “Eternal Plane” feeling, timeless play, like the Rose Bowl
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Armed Snail @pourdecision.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
FREEEMMMAAANNNN
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KatNish @katnish16.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Back for Game 2!
Viva Los Dodgers rally towel
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Armed Snail @pourdecision.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Frank Sinatra Sings 'New York!'
ALT: Frank Sinatra Sings 'New York!'
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Merryn @merrynwalters.uk · 04/10/2026
I do forget about Bluesky, and I shouldn't. So... who wants to see some WW2 maps, and hear about the mapmakers? This is a favourite of mine. Prome, Sandoway, Thayetmyo - 85: J9 - some of the Survey of India's fine work in Burma, published in (not updated since) 1929. Come on, isn't this awesome?!
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Armed Snail @pourdecision.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The European brands sending me ads for tartan skirts and Fair Isle sweaters are doing me irreparable psychological damage.
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Aves do Brasil @avesbrasil.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🇧🇷Anambé-roxo 🌎Xipholena punicea Conservação: Pouco Preocupante O anambé-roxo é uma ave Passeriforme da família Cotingidae. Também conhecido como pompadour, bacacu, bacoco e anambé-pompadora. 📷 Sergio Gregorio
Um pássaro de plumagem predominantemente púrpura vibrante, com tons mais profundos na cabeça e peito, pousa em um galho seco e diagonal. A característica mais marcante é uma faixa horizontal branca, nítida e alongada, que percorre as penas das asas, criando um contraste acentuado com o corpo escuro. A cauda, longa e pontiaguda, apresenta um tom avermelhado ou rosado intenso na extremidade. O pássaro possui um olho de íris clara e brilhante, destacando-se sobre o bico curto e escuro. Suas patas, com garras firmes, agarram o galho rugoso e sem folhas. A postura é atenta, com o corpo inclinado para a frente e o olhar direcionado para o lado. O ambiente ao fundo é composto por um desfoque suave em tons de verde, sugerindo uma densa vegetação natural que isola o pássaro em foco.
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Natural History Museum of Los Angeles County @nhm.org · 04/10/2026
"Apparently this particular specimen used to be mounted in the museum with a dead monkey clutched in its talons, but was taken down and hidden in the back until he was ready for his neon debut."
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Aves do Brasil @avesbrasil.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🇧🇷Colhereiro 🌎Platalea ajaja Conservação: Pouco Preocupante O colhereiro é uma ave pelecaniforme da família Threskiornithidae. Também conhecido como ajajá e colhereiro-americano. 📷 Celso B Almeida
Uma ave de médio porte capturada em pleno voo contra um céu azul claro e uniforme. A característica mais marcante é a plumagem vibrante em tons de rosa, que se intensifica em um tom carmesim nas "axilas" das asas e na região superior da cauda. As penas das asas, abertas verticalmente em uma postura de planagem, exibem uma textura delicada e translúcida sob a luz. O pescoço é longo, esguio e de coloração branca, conectando-se a uma cabeça que apresenta uma máscara facial alaranjada e uma íris amarela intensa. O bico é longo, achatado e expandido na ponta, assemelhando-se a uma espátula, exibindo tons acinzentados e amarelados. As patas escuras estendem-se para trás, paralelas ao corpo, completando uma silhueta aerodinâmica e graciosa em um momento de deslocamento aéreo.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
please do not post photos of barbour jackets in early october if you're not also voting for policies to address global warming
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DodgerFanLA @dodgerfanla.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dodgers win fuck yesk
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yall wanna see a juvenile box fish
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Max Muncy's home run makes it 5-1 Dodgers
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“This is for my boy Paul mthrfkr!”
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Armed Snail @pourdecision.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Braves fans crowing about how the Dodgers are clearly hated by their fan base given poor attendance appear to have missed the memo that it's 104° in LA today
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wolves ☉∇ ☣ 🏜️ @wolf.moda · 19/11/2024
girl's night
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Armed Snail @pourdecision.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sure, fuck it, district judges and DAR welcome committees we're taking those too
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Armed Snail @pourdecision.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mix. I've had people get offended less than 5 miles from the border when all I was doing was asking for a sprite. I've also chatted with people who've gotten very insistent I must be Latina. That one felt weirder.
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Armed Snail @pourdecision.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
People are more likely to take offense if anglophones speak to them in Spanish first because they think it implies you don't think they speak English. In Florida folks just assume you were raised bilingual.
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