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@potionsys.bsky.social
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it/she. a bunch of creatures. 🏴⚧️ & usually posting from wurundjeri country

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love you love you love you love you love you love @badenddoll.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
no you cannot return your doll for "defects" she is displaying her happy behavior when she does breakbeats on the dinner table with her fingers
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
looking fantastic ladies. keep it up
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3 dogs in a trenchcoat @potionsys.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
digital pet play. rotating the phrase "good little tamagotchi" in my mind
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jams 🛸🍈 @jamsvirtual.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I ❤️ Oraneg
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3 dogs in a trenchcoat @potionsys.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
listen to @bloodwork.show
a room with two toilets, from the famous 8800 Blue Lick Road zillow listing.
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3 dogs in a trenchcoat @potionsys.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
going to the hotelier conference to bring the latest tech in hotel room furniture: the cuck bed
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
YOU WANT HRT DO YOU? LOSE THAT HEDGEHOG AGAIN AND YOU'LL GET PLENTY! HORRIBLE RUINOUS TORMENT!
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Katie looks at a pic on Grindr featuring a muscular man labelled "hungdaddy." She asks "why do all these dudes on Grindr just post their torsos. She types in the app and says "whatever, I'm too horny to think striaght. I'll take a chance on one of 'em." She receives a knock on the door. She opens it and standing in front of her is a armless, legless, headless torso.
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3 dogs in a trenchcoat @potionsys.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
we went through our twitter and screenshotted some of the bangers we have posted. like when we found atheist batman (the username was not a bit)
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found a guy, link to x dot com slash BatmanAtheist
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3 dogs in a trenchcoat @potionsys.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
my favourite episode of seinfeld is when jerry unhinges his jaw and devours george in one bite
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3 dogs in a trenchcoat @potionsys.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
we were at the chemist yesterday and it felt like we were in the set dressing for a climate apocalypse movie. top reports were labor going hard on cutting immigration and the inevitability of the continuation of oil wars. can we have some decades where weeks happen please
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3 dogs in a trenchcoat @potionsys.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
60s music scientists are researching the yet-unknown potential of "atheist mrs robinson"
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3 dogs in a trenchcoat @potionsys.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
to the tune of simon and garfunkel "el condor pasa (if i could)": i'd rather jerk a guy off with my feet yes i would if i only could i surely would
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3 dogs in a trenchcoat @potionsys.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
at first glance, you'd think that of Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel, the latter would be the dominant force in the band because he has a protagonist-ass name. and yet,
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3 dogs in a trenchcoat @potionsys.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
what if it was the buhonic plague and it made you into an owl
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Your good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I work for every advertising company in Australia. I'm in my late thirties or early forties and that terrifies me to my core. I wear RM Williams to my office in Ultimo. My new pitch is taking the song "Im On A Boat" by the Lonely Island from 20 years ago and making it about whatever the client sells
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3 dogs in a trenchcoat @potionsys.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
do you think james murphy was including mexico when he wrote north american scum
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3 dogs in a trenchcoat @potionsys.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
breaking: vore stocks spike after metroid ravenous trailer
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3 dogs in a trenchcoat @potionsys.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
#nintendodirect
get ready to learn ocarina buddy.
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3 dogs in a trenchcoat @potionsys.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
watching the zelda direct and pointing at the great deku tree: "that's tung tung sahur". is this anything
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"discover feed" what am i, a bird
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3 dogs in a trenchcoat @potionsys.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
shortly after posting this, eric lipton was neutralised by openai's autonomous killbots (pictured below)
low resolution image of a roomba with a kitchen knife taped to it
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3 dogs in a trenchcoat @potionsys.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
when we were in primary school we remember seeing a reminder near the first aid cabinet that one of our classmates was "allergic to bee bites" and it always made us laugh. bee bites
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The year is 2008. A voice emanates from the grey body paint factory saying "sales are way down since the recession." An executive brandishes a gun and says "gentlemen, it's been an honour." A voice comes from off panel and says "WAIT! Our junior ad exec came up with an idea." Andrew Hussie holds up a sign depicting one of the trolls from Homestuck.
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inverseaxolotl @inverseaxolotl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
bites you bites you bites you !!
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jaywallace1.bsky.social @jaywallace1.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just realized I could now post the entire Wigan Kebab video.
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Dani(They/Them)- Reopening Comms Oct 5th @angusburgers.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Commission for @hang13.bsky.social ~
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3 dogs in a trenchcoat @potionsys.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
is that good
price index graph over the last 12 months. it shows a price hike in early march 2026, a brief lull during end of financial year. the most recent result is an extreme spike in price, the highest on the graph and very sudden
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
ground control to major tom you left your Civic's headlights on the battery's flat and your stereo is gone
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3 dogs in a trenchcoat @potionsys.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
anyone else in naarm/melbourne getting hit rly hard by hay fever today and yesterday? it's knocking me around pretty badly
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inverseaxolotl @inverseaxolotl.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
shiny chariot
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
i remember hearing once about an ESL speaker trying to say his wife couldn't have kids. he came up with "unbearable," "inconceivable," and "impregnable," which all sound like they should mean infertile but don't
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Elljay Orgone 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @jette.possum.army · 26/08/2026
Hey! We finished this the other day! It's technically Wakkomix 35, but we're sick of that naming convention so this one has a proper title! It's the most autobiographical thing we've done so far, which seems weird given it's full of other people's music. But it's fun! soundcloud.com/beedog-volca...
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elljay orgone - then one day our head exploded
Is it the final Wakkomix? Is it the first Elljay Orgone mix? Does it matter? It's fun! Throw it on at a party, on a long drive, or during a workout. It'll give you a nice little boost. stereo mc's -
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3 dogs in a trenchcoat @potionsys.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
make a band bigger: West Midlands, New Motorway
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Argonian cop named Turns-Off-Bodycam
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3 dogs in a trenchcoat @potionsys.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
guaraná antarctica quickly becoming one of our favourite sodas to sometimes get when we see it, up there with sangaria melon ramune
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LAKE AMERICA: WHIRLPOOL LICE🏳️‍⚧ @skeiser.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Million-Dollar T-Shirt Idea: I Discovered My Specific Place on the Asexual Spectrum at CAMP MIASMA
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3 dogs in a trenchcoat @potionsys.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
i sucked the sheriff but i didnt jerk the deputy
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3 dogs in a trenchcoat @potionsys.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
agp stands for "a good puppy" :)
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3 dogs in a trenchcoat @potionsys.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
to the tune of eleanor rigby: i am rob zombie dig through the ditches and burn through the witches, oh man dragula slam
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3 dogs in a trenchcoat @potionsys.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
then i saw her face now I'm
Arboliva, pokemon number 930. it looks like a lady who has olive wreath arms. ripe brown olives hang from her branches
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oh no @ili.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
en esta economía??????
nyt cooking melissa clark seis leches cake january 21, 2020
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3 dogs in a trenchcoat @potionsys.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
im age regressing at the work function. ive already eaten seven individually wrapped fruit mentos
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3 dogs in a trenchcoat @potionsys.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"See you at midday" ill see u at greatday actually
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Dreamboat Branny 🦢 @bransonreese.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Were I a king sitting down to feast and one of my most embittered servants made eye contact with me and proposed a toast "to your health" I would happily take a sip of wine from my goblet which only moments earlier sat far outside of my narrow field of vision
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3 dogs in a trenchcoat @potionsys.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
opening an australian restaurant in madrid: have you eaten here before? we do things a little differently, you're going to want to order one big meal"
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3 dogs in a trenchcoat @potionsys.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
back in my day we didnt have allergies, we just mysteriously died! folks!!
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3 dogs in a trenchcoat @potionsys.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
*lou bega voice* uh-one, uh-two, uh-three four fiiive! uh-once i saw a fish alive
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kill, destroy, motor cycle @beefskeleton.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
teenage seggs and unaliving at acting zesty miasma
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Flat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 11/08/2026
🦆🥔🚢
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