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Dr. Kal Kairo

@profkairo.bsky.social
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31 / xe/it / mathematician / enby 🏳️‍⚧️ / alien catfrog ΘΔ / & / gamedev / writer / composer

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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 22h
imagine showing up to a bottom surgeon and they look in your pants and they're like "but you already have a...?" and you say "yeah i know. i want a second one"
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beatrice ☾ .⁺⋆ @beawiitch.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
black text on a white background: “this user supports crows, ravens, and their agenda. corvid haters unfollow immediately.” the text is on the right and on the left is a crow
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nonaverse.bsky.social @nonaverse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The investigation continues, as our remaining three detectives take their turns looking for clues. Will they close out the week with a lead? archiveofourown.org/works/928568... #AITSF #Nonaverse
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
one of those 'lost a bet bro so now we gotta have gay sex' porns but the game being bet on is mahjong and they never actually get to the sex because it's taking forever to learn/nobody can retain the rules or hands
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 23/155 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it's somehow taken me this long to realize that Emma Corrin and Mae Martin are two different actors
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fuckma, Fucklyd, Fuckoh, Fuckphrastus, Fucknder, Fucky, Fucko, Fuckrva, Fucki
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"a short glass of dumb bitch" 🏳️‍🌈🐱🤖🏳️‍⚧️ 🔜 Pawsome @spamcan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
oh hey, it's bi visibility day, one of the other days my invisibility power is on cooldown
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
portal 2 would be on my list as well but there were already so many others on there. it'd probably be #10 and yes i know i personally developed one of these games but for this i figure that's fair game since that *is* a really good way to get to know me
Outer Wilds, Zero Escape: Virtue's Last Reward, Myst, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage!, Marble Blast Gold, Crypt of the NecroDancer, Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4, Filtration
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i'm 31 how am i JUST NOTICING ripto in the spyro 2 box art
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
gosh i wanna go to a nice cozy bar run by a she/her enby and relax for a while
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SMGold | Commissions Open @smgold.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Aiba from Ai: The Somnium Files
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
okay we all know sheik is trans but like, what about the four hilariously queer-coded carpenters who proceed to run into the Only Women Allowed fortress because they wanted to join the Only Women Allowed society
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the "adult's wallet" in ocarina of time is implied to be a normal size for an adult, but purchasing a single fresh fish drains your entire wallet. what the fuck is wrong with hyrule's economy
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfredo... so, etymologically speaking, do you think this guy was a wood-elf in disguise
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Alfredo Da Silva - Wikipedia
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
oh yeah fuck time to update my age on everything
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🎃Yagamimi🎃 @luigiyagami.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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ursiday @ursiday.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm so excited about the newly described Leopardus tilcayo #cats
Digital illustration of a Leopardus tilcayo with two images of the cat in profile and in a crouched pose
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Herowho @herowho.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#vore calling the local preyslut "the local delicacy"
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
jic floppy disks, print ad (1983) archive.org/details/loop...
the middle third of a woman wearing a red bikini (bottom only visible) with jic branding, laying down on her side. one of their floppy disks is sitting in the bikini bottom via its corner. a floppy disk stand is sitting in front.
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LearnedLeague @learnedleague.com · 16/09/2026
14. Identify the term, from Latin & popularized by Ivan Turgenev's Fathers and Sons, that characterized several members of 19th-century Russian radical intelligentsia and today describes the rejection of established moral values, beliefs, or systems of meaning. CUBS FANS #LL110 #bestwronganswers
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Looking at him, Jesus said “One thing you lack: go and unfriend all your followers and delete your account, and you will go viral in heaven; come, follow Me.” But the man was deeply dismayed by these words, and he went away grieving; for he was one who had many posts.
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beffums ✨ @beffums.fun · 15/09/2026
oh he's getting hosed down alright.
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Super Mario 64 Unhidden Stars @sm64starsvideos.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Spicyramen @spicyramen02.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Sofiatroni @sofiatroni.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Joining the Hunt #comic #webcomic #trans #transgender #lgbt
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
tfw i almost typo "gonna" as "finna" and i'm way too white to be saying that shit lol
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Michael @donohoe.dev · 13/09/2026
Happy b-day Neo
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i just saw a Swiffer commercial that used Ode to Joy as the soundtrack and i gotta say that hits different when you're literally a four-hour train ride from Beethoven's hometown
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several animals in a trenchcoat ☉∇ @raggedw00d.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
🐾 i know that predscapes are like divergent evolution from plural headspaces but consider this: preds adding someone new to their system every time they digest someone and all the implications of that watching helplessly while your new body devours someone alive or getting the urge *yourself*
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Fresh @freshfreshsalad.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Dear FromSoft, can you make a lamia do this in the next game? Thanks #EldenRing
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
while i tend to be quiet about it, i'm pretty strictly proship at this point. if you're the type of person to shame someone for their fantasies about fictional characters, go ahead and unfollow or block or whatever
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PS2 Scooby Doo 🎂 1 @digitaldevilsaga.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Samus:
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Diflako
that imitation crab is banging my wife and I love it

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commas are important
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
callali1y
listen if a friend of mine transitioned and looked like me i would not be mad. i would not be asking questions. we would have other business to attend to
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trailclam celebrity 🏳️‍🌈 @mootzilla.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
people no longer want live service games. they want games where you service dragons
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🔞 Starry Nights 🔞 @starry-n1ghts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
CW // Vore Want to be eaten by someone bigger than me to make them feel nice and full… /////// Their insides tighter then their size would suggest, and I’m slowly, rhythmically squeezed through them… like I’m another piece of food…
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood spoilers, rot13'ed: v svaq vg shaal ubj lbh vavgvnyyl guvax "bu uburaurvz'f n irel tbbq nypurzvfg" naq gung'f gur haqrefgngrzrag bs gur lrne. yvxr vzntvar vs lbh xarj lbhe qnq jnf n jevgre naq gura sbhaq bhg ur shpxvat vairagrq unamv
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
here's what i think of LLMs right now. consider a glass of apple juice, pure, from actual apples. that's what organic intelligence is. now an LLM would be "apple juice" made from mixing water and corn syrup and artificial colors and flavors to create something that looks and tastes like apple juice
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
have i ever told y'all about the time i tried to prank a college professor i didn't like by getting him to name his child after a serial killer
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Make a band edible R.E.O. Stroopwafel
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 10/09/2026
if you play metroid samus aran will eat you
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
no fucking way dude, i was trying to flirt with my hypnosub gf by making her pretend to be an LLM and i got an actual LLM feature shoved in my face
me typing a fake "AI prompt" as part of flirting with my girlfriend: "Good job! Only one problem--those weren't all..." above this, the app trying to advertise that i can "Rewrite, translate and correct your text using AI."
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
who wants to have a good old-fashioned thursday morning identity crisis
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💙 Dyscord 🧡 @dyscordservant.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m gonna see hundreds of trans women getting into cannibalism or something because of this new Metroid game I bet.
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King Sluggo @velkno.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Metroid Vore
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K'eeg @armormodekeeg.blacksky.app · 09/09/2026
nintendo like "idk we got two hungry bitches now get the fuck out of our face"
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
ever notice how maybe the most important thing in our galaxy that isn't a star has "a-star" in its name
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