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A Potato 🥔 @potatosusername.bsky.social · 7h
He confused “tricep and lat day” for “tricep and cat day” again
A black cat rests on a workout bench
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Meg Rowley @megrowler.fangraphs.com · 9h
Look, I realize that asking this means they've won, but why does the liberty biberty muppet thing have teeth? It doesn't have an obvious stomach, what does it need those freaky teeth for?
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 14h
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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maimonides nutz @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Conspiracy theorists will be like “oh the Jews they’re controlling the weather, they’re teaching children degeneracy…” meanwhile we’re over here using our “powers” to bring back giant gumdrops.
EJP article screenshot: 

BACK FROM THE DEAD
Sunkist says it will bring back beloved Fruit Gems after national outcry following eJP report
'We hear you, Sunkist Fruit Gems fans!' the company wrote, saying it had found a new manufacturer for the kosher synagogue staple
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A Potato 🥔 @potatosusername.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Will not the ladies be afeard of the lion? A Midsummer Night’s Dream 3.1 #ShakespeareSunday
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Cute Cat in Lion Mane Yawning
Alt: Cute Cat in Lion Mane Yawning
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
god forbid a woman wants a snack.
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A Potato 🥔 @potatosusername.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s Bisexual Awareness Day but it’s also the anniversary of my father’s terrifyingly unexpected passing, so I don’t have the emotional bandwidth to be aware of my bisexuality today
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A Potato 🥔 @potatosusername.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bakeries: every Jewish holiday involves hamentashen, right?
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A Potato 🥔 @potatosusername.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
break fast hamentashen at my aunt’s
A table with muffins, blondies, and hamentaschen
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A Potato 🥔 @potatosusername.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
POTATO SEASON IS UPON US
The subject header for an email from NYT Cooking reads: “Potato season is upon us”
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The Flytrap @theflytrapmedia.com · 17/09/2026
Is dad rock, like, kinda gay? @nicolefroio.bsky.social investigates:
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Why Do Queer And Trans People Listen To Dad Rock?
The earnestness of dad rock makes queer and trans people unlikely fans of the genre. Nicole Froio investigates why.
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Hemant Mehta @friendlyatheist.com · 17/09/2026
Lawrence Krauss is mocking a trans scholar because he doesn't understand one of her research papers.
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Mardoch @mardoch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
however much you hate Andrew Wakefield it simply is not enough
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A Potato 🥔 @potatosusername.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Weird medical-imagery-esque light reflection on my bedroom wall
Light is reflected on a bedroom wall, just above the headboard of a bedLight is reflected on a bedroom wall, just above the headboard of a bed
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SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You can't see it but he's typing an essay with his right hand. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/lake PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
1-panel SMBC comic update. A man is rushing away from a lake where a small child is drowning. As he runs off, he says "I'm sorry, my publications and advocacy save a life every five minutes, and it'd take six minutes to save you!" The caption below the comic reads: "ironically, Peter Singer is the only person not ethically permitted to save a drowning child."
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 16/09/2026
a wild thing is that they didn’t just give her editorial control, they gave her what sounds like operational control (over hiring/firing), which would be objectively an insane thing to do even if she was good at editorial, which she isn’t, or had experience at an org this size, which she doesn’t
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
New video is up. I say “circle jerk” twice in it. 🎥 I uncovered the money-hungry men behind a AI supplement slop machine: youtu.be/9vnNoS27XXM?...
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I uncovered the money-hungry men behind an AI supplement slop machine
YouTube video by Mallory DeMille
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Christopher Mathias @letsgomathias.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
NEW: @talkingpointsmemo.com can reveal GOP nominee for Florida legislature: -marched at deadly Charlottesville Nazi rally w/ white supremacist group's flag -has *many* white supremacist donors -appears to advocate lynching He is expected to win Nov. election talkingpointsmemo.com/news/florida...
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Exclusive: He Marched With Nazis in Charlottesville. Now He’s Expected to Join the Florida Legislature.
The Republican nominee for a seat in the Florida House of Representatives...
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A Potato 🥔 @potatosusername.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
10 has a “visited states” assignment. Does peeing at the Joseph R. Biden Rest Stop on the way to Baltimore count as visiting Delaware?
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A Potato 🥔 @potatosusername.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Three rectums, two anuses, and a heel vagina is my definition of generative AI
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Steven Perkins @stevenperkins.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
happy 10th anniversary to “they’re good dogs Brent”
Thread of Twitter posts from 12 September 2016:
@brant tweets to @dog_rates: “your rating system sucks. Just change your name to ‘CuteDogs’.”
@dog_rates replies “Why are you so mad Bront”
@brant replies “well you give every dog 11s and 12s. It doesn’t even make any sense.”
@dog_rates replies “they’re good dogs Brent”
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 11/09/2026
America wore the trauma of New York City like a costume to justify its blood lust and Islamophobia. That's not unity. That's just perverse.
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MoveOn @moveon.org · 10/09/2026
Using this moment to attack Mayor Mamdani and suggest that he does not belong at a remembrance ceremony in his own city simply because he is Muslim is blatant Islamophobia. Fueling more hatred on a day that should bring New Yorkers together is disgusting and unacceptable.
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Rafael Shimunov @rafaelshimunov.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Wow just now: @hellgateny.bsky.social asks NYC Council Speaker Menin if councilmember Paladino comments about @mayor.nyc.gov Zohran Mamdani being motivated by the same intentions as the 9/11 hijackers was Islamophobia. Menin, her boss, not only refused to answer, she called it “politics”.
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Jews For Racial & Economic Justice Action @jfrejnyc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Extremely moving to come together tonight for the 25th anniversary Children of Abraham Peace Walk, led by Muslim, Jewish, and Christian clergy & faith leaders. Thank you to @mayor.nyc.gov for joining us, and for your leadership.
Photo of Dr. Debbie Almontaser speaking at a press conference. Behind her are interfaith leaders, and mayor Mamdani. Photo of Mayor Mamdani speaking at a press conference in front of a group of Jewish, Muslim, and Christian leaders.
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 10/09/2026
My favorite doorknobs are the ones the New York City public schools installed at the turn of the 20th century. You can still occasionally find one on eBay!
A brass doorknob with the all-caps lettering "PUBLIC SCHOOL—CITY OF NEW YORK," surrounded by a swirling motif that looks rather like leaves.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Cat Food For Men: the first ever cat food formulated with mega-doses of taurine and tryptophan for optimum masculine performance. When hunger calls, answer it with a feast that only the manliest deserve. Available in Chicken Dinner, Beef Tallow Pate, and Beef Chunks In Gravy.
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 08/09/2026
I spoke to a member of the SBWU boycott committee about the call to boycott Starbucks. As a reminder, boycott Starbucks! www.weareravenous.com/starbucks-wo...
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The Starbucks Boycott Heats Up
After negotiations for a contract have stalled, Starbucks Workers United is officially calling for a boycott.
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A Potato 🥔 @potatosusername.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Here’s a first: a man complained that HE couldn’t hear ME because I had wireless earbuds in.
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A Potato 🥔 @potatosusername.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I probably should have used a slightly less ambiguous label
“Cat meatballs” is written on a freezer bag
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ten year moratorium on all op-eds by anyone named Poppy.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Homer at the lesbian bar.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Capricorn: Your transformation is nearly complete, you are becoming a whole new kind of shitty person.
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A Potato 🥔 @potatosusername.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
(1) the choices for what to call a sunshower are BONKERS. (2) no reference to “sliding pond”!
Your dialect map

Your dialect map
Redder areas talk more like you; bluer areas least.
You talk most like someone from New York - about 54% of your answers match a typical resident.
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A Potato 🥔 @potatosusername.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Stella Lefty m.youtube.com/watch?v=epVX...
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The Simpsons - Jazz, pfft! They just make it up as they go along.
YouTube video by Rock Bottom
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 04/09/2026
All obstetricians should offer abortions
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A Potato 🥔 @potatosusername.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Nara Smith, Lindsay Clancy, Max Miller—and Our National Reckoning on Motherhood
We've reached a tipping point
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WIRED @wired.com · 01/09/2026
Lindsay Clancy’s defense argued that she killed her three kids because of postpartum psychosis. But armchair detectives, including many fed-up mothers, are laying blame with her ex-husband. Their empathy for Lindsay points to a deep structural perversity with the state of motherhood in the US.
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The Patrick Clancy Conspiracy Theories Are Rooted in the Harsh Realities of Motherhood
Lindsay Clancy’s defense argues she killed her three kids because of postpartum psychosis. But armchair detectives, including many fed-up mothers, are laying blame with her ex-husband.
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 01/09/2026
Why do bash “heartless” Scrooge for not being there for Tiny Tim but we never question if the child has bad vibes? Or if they’re just unpleasant to be around?
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Andrew Ti @andrewti.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Before this ends he is definitely going to be trying to rename the Atlantic and Pacific and the only question is which one he calls America Ocean and which one he calls America Ocean 2.
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A Potato 🥔 @potatosusername.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I feel like pet insurance would be significantly more affordable if it *didn’t* cover “chiropractic care”
A list of services covered by pet insurance. I’ve circled “chiropractic care” in red. A black cat in a paper bag appears exasperated as he thinks about how chiropractic was invented out of whole cloth via the 19th century spiritualist movement, transmitted to its founder by a ghost.
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A Potato 🥔 @potatosusername.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Took me a minute to process that this sign advertises “PDRN Face Serum,” P-D-R-N
A sign reads “Marini Reboot PDRN Face Serum”
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Barbara Gordon @thebookwizard.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hello: things have been really tight for the past few months and it’s going to be tight this week because my entire paycheck goes to rent. Could really appreciate some help with food and gas. I’m grateful for anyone who helps/helped. Venmo: @girlinthetardis (1/2)
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Even worse in context. The thing about philosemites is that they love Jews precisely up to the point where you stop validating their fantasy version of Judaism, and not one inch further.
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A Potato 🥔 @potatosusername.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
but I mean LOOK AT THAT CATFACE
A close-up of a black cat
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A Potato 🥔 @potatosusername.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
My friend says the only reason I’ve become a cat person in my 40s is that I caught a parasite that makes you think you love cats. Having flashbacks to my early 20s for some reason.
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Kendra, normal version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people
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A Potato 🥔 @potatosusername.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Per family lore, I was delivered by Dolly Parton’s gynecologist.
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