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Mallory

@this-is-mallory.bsky.social
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Commentary (+comedy) on the Wellness industry, influencers & marketing 📱 Instagram: www.instagram.com/this.is.mallory 🎞️ YouTube: youtube.com/@mallorydemille mouth coffee fan views are my own

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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ve been called a lot of things, but a liar isn’t one of them.
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Temu Tarzan tried to clap back at @this-is-mallory.bsky.social and it went as well as you’d expect.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The wellness influencers who I cover don't realize how much we actually have in common. I make 95% of my meals at home with whole foods. I eat steak. I love moving my body. I was once a fitness instructor for a decade. I moved to the west coast 10 years ago so I could be out in nature even more.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Awe did the liberal sissy broad make your feelings go ouchy?
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
HAHAHAHAHA and then he immediately deleted it 😂😂😂
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The most hypocritical wellness influencer ON THE PLANET. Who also doesn’t know the difference between flavour and textures.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
(I added the hearts) Apparently there’s now a pro put your kids on the internet because “they” don’t want society celebrating kids movement. Contrarianism is addicting.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Paul Saladino has been making a big deal about his new Lineage protein bars finally filling the "real food" protein bar gap. But Prima released their "Ancestral" protein bars about a year before Paul. And the ingredients are almost identical. Cookie dough protein bars, just like our ancestors ate.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The same guys preaching an ancestral diet and lifestyle are getting their supplements delivered to their door.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just saw someone post that since it was renamed to the Gulf of America there haven't been any hurricanes... so... I'm going to log off now.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A friend of mine got these in her PR against her will and I took them off her hands. Adding Paul Saladino’s BS to my ever-growing wellness collection, unless someone can come up with a good content idea.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
New video is up. I turned a hustle bro clip into a dubstep remix for the end. Just giving the people what they want. I uncovered the money-hungry men behind an AI supplement slop machine: youtu.be/9vnNoS27XXM?...
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Meanwhile their PA chapter is posting shit like this.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
New video is up. I turned a hustle bro clip into a dubstep remix for the end. Just giving the people what they want. I uncovered the money-hungry men behind an AI supplement slop machine: youtu.be/9vnNoS27XXM?...
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
New video is up. I say “circle jerk” twice in it. 🎥 I uncovered the money-hungry men behind a AI supplement slop machine: youtu.be/9vnNoS27XXM?...
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I uncovered the money-hungry men behind an AI supplement slop machine
YouTube video by Mallory DeMille
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
New video is up. I say “circle jerk” twice in it. 🎥 I uncovered the money-hungry men behind a AI supplement slop machine: youtu.be/9vnNoS27XXM?...
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I uncovered the money-hungry men behind an AI supplement slop machine
YouTube video by Mallory DeMille
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
But the parasites want anal.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Carnivore influencers want to make sure you know they definitely don’t smell.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m an avid thrifter (thrifting not grifting) and last night I scored a signed James Randi book 🥹 Anytime anyone has compared my work to The Amazing Randi I’ve been beyond grateful.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Quite possibly the dumbest wellness thing I’ve ever seen. Watch the full video here: youtu.be/SZm05h1IuFk?...
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Alan Elrod @aselrod.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think that @this-is-mallory.bsky.social is one of the best MAHA debunkers out there. And, as an exvangelical, I find the way she weaves wellness hokum and purity logic together in this video really compelling
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP Dolly 💔
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Quite possibly the dumbest wellness thing I’ve ever seen. Watch the full video here: youtu.be/SZm05h1IuFk?...
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
These people have no fucking shame.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It took a split second for antivax supplement shills to use Dolly Parton’s death and connection to covid vaccine research to try and sell you a fucking detox. These people have no shame.
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Jonathan Jarry @jonathanjarry.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
People are *dowsing* their own body to justify eating a snack they’ve been craving. Lean backward: body says no. Lean forward: body says yes. I had seen AK before, but this is next level.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Antivaxxers always acting like nobody died before covid. RIP Dolly. These people have no shame.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the dumbest wellness test I've ever seen... Let's talk about how insane Muscle Testing is, NOW LIVE: www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZm0...
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This is the dumbest wellness test I’ve ever seen…
YouTube video by Mallory DeMille
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A “fertility maxxing” influencer is using the Lindsay Clancy case to sell her services in the most INSANE way possible.
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Jonathan Jarry @jonathanjarry.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Guys, we are running out of bullshit health interventions. Which is why this Rock wannabe is pushing butthole breathing. We have to be approaching the wellness singularity. youtube.com/shorts/_Uv_R...
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it’s that time y’all 🍑
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My next YouTube video will be up this week and it's all about Muscle Testing. Seriously considering making the title "This is the dumbest wellness practice I've ever seen".
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
A note on wellness influencers leveraging tragedies.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Influencers are exploiting their children’s health - 💀 or alive - to sell supplements, protocols, and guides. Exposing it all here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDn9...
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INFLUENCERS ARE EXPLOITING THEIR KID’S HEALTH TO SELL WELLNESS BS
YouTube video by Mallory DeMille
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Wow the influencers who seem so passionate about children’s health sure do use their young children in their content for the internet a lot.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Most of the Wellness industry is meant for those who do not need to contend with the social determinants of health and will exchange their money for a feeling of control.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Influencers are exploiting their children’s health - 💀 or alive - to sell supplements, protocols, and guides. Exposing it all here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDn9...
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INFLUENCERS ARE EXPLOITING THEIR KID’S HEALTH TO SELL WELLNESS BS
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Some of my work was quoted in this 404 Media piece about young money-hungry men selling supplements that are now being recalled by the FDA.
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
For all the hatred of big pharma by wellness influencers, they sure loving using their strategies (and often, same manufacturing techniques and ingredients). @this-is-mallory.bsky.social returns to break it all down. www.conspirituality.net/episodes/318...
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318: Wellness is the New Big Pharma [feat Mallory DeMille] — Conspirituality
Mallory DeMille returns to break down the marketing techniques as we dive into the sordid world of supplements and peptide creation, which, in reality, is not dissimilar from pharmaceuticals.
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Derek Beres @derekberes.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Just recorded this week's Conspirituality, "Wellness is the New Big Pharma," with @this-is-mallory.bsky.social and I'm happy to report "gas station boner pills" are mentioned numerous times.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I make commentary on wellness influencers. I’ve been called a bully, a bitch, mentally unwell, a stalker, a sheep and a demon. But one thing I’ve never been called is a liar.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Wellness girlie in a Social Determinants of Health way and not in a butt coffee way.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Me? A trad wife?
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Holistic health includes Social Determinants of Health. But wellness influencers aren’t ready for that conversation.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Parents using their children’s health to sell various supplements and courses is unfortunately disgustingly common in the wellness space.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Did you see this viral video between a daughter and her mother with Alzheimer’s? It’s probably not as wholesome as you thought. Wellness influencer marketing strikes again and it’s BAD BAD.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Grift spotted at the thrift 👀
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
RFK Jr sourcing the snake oil himself, I see.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
It’s always a ✨detox✨
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I’m fascinated by influencer culture. But part of that fascination is how uncomfortable it makes me.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Paul Saladino’s supplement company is obsessed with your 🍆
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