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Joseph Fink, we're going to win

@planetoffinks.bsky.social
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Welcome to Night Vale, Alice Isn't Dead, Unlicensed, also several books. #1 AI hater. All you fascists bound to lose

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 6h
Now That's What I Call Cops Vol. XVII
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 6h
If your advocacy of covid safety involves hand waving the truth, you've already failed
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 6h
Anyway, if that was you don't pull a "nonetheless," just read the article next time
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 6h
There's a labor action happening now in Seattle where ferry workers are unable to strike and so instead are calling a mass sick-out. A post sharing the article claiming this "mass sickness" was evidence of a secret covid wave by a lot of people on here who did not read the article
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 6h
It's almost like making a basically unenforceable settlement was a terrible idea and a total sell out of your state's interests
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 6h
So like when the new Skydance fully ignores the state settlement like they are 100% going to, what exactly is California going to do about it
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 7h
sorry. unfollowing now. i just wanted to support queer poc authors. i didn't know he committed seppuku after a failed coup to restore the emperor of japan.
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 6h
Stock tip: they usually tell stuff like this to normies when they believe it and are NOT looking for suckers to unload their bad investments on.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 9h
The Onion newspaper cover from October 22, 1929: 

Stock Market Invincible
'Buy, Buy, Buy!' Experts Advise
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Olivia Waite @oliviawaite.com · 05/10/2026
There is a bleak sort of pleasure in telling people who bring up AI in casual conversation, “Actually, I’m one of the authors AI stole from. Not an exaggeration. The judge ordered them to send me a check.” It hits them different when it’s a real person saying it.
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 22h
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 12h
God, that sucks for him. Difficult decisions? Goddamn. The poor guy.
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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 12h
Life goals. buff.ly/JgfRHgj
Three patches: the Breathing patch has a nose with a rainbow coming out it. The Existing patch has a ghost on it. The Thinking patch has the Night Vale eye in the middle with different colored rays coming out of the center.
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 12h
absolutely true as well. while natural talent plays a role, it is entirely possible to become good at the arts through taking it seriously and years of earnest practice, things it would never occur to a billionaire to do
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 12h
there are guys to whom talent doesn't come naturally who work at it, really study and practice, and wind up being great performers. so it's important to note that the untalented loser billionaires are also very lazy.
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 12h
all the money in the world, and the billionaires cannot buy the ability to tell a single funny joke, to have a spark of talent in the arts, to hold a single original idea. they know this and it kills them
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 12h
humiliate the oligarchs. they're all losers. remind them constantly
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 13h
As a society, we have forgotten that the phone still works when you hold it up to your ear
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 13h
Hokum had a bit of the spirit this year. Not quite as all out gonzo, but definitely unafraid to have some really wild and silly scares
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 14h
Nope. Got a very small budget from the publisher for book tour so could only do events close to me
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 14h
Another horror movie thought. Watched Hellraiser 1 and 2 this week and I think we're long overdue for a horror movie that's entire premise is "here are some little freaks that look cool as hell"
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 14h
Today! Please join me! (Now with correct time)
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 14h
The defining feature of the Evil Dead is that it's a horror movie with the physics of Looney Tunes. Without that, you have just generic violence. What's the point
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 14h
Like the Evil Dead movies were fun. That was kind of the whole thing. I also didn't like Rise for the same reason this one seems bad: just feels like the new generation of filmmakers have no idea how to make a horror movie fun?
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 14h
The director of the new Evil Dead wanted, direct quote, "to create a visceral, sensory experience that punches the audience in the gut. I want people to feel physically drained" and uh, has this guy ever seen an Evil Dead movie
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 16h
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
very tired of being told it is the responsibility of urban democratic voters never to risk possibly maybe by chance seeming less than respectful of rural red state life and then watching thousands in nebraska cheer on the president joking about a nuclear strike on me and millions of my neighbors
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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 15h
When Trump posted a video of the Obamas as apes the NYT claimed "it was unclear if Mr. Trump was aware" that he posted it
NYT: "It was unclear if Mr. Trump was aware that the clip had been included in the video before he shared it."
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 15h
I think he lost any ability to do even surface level normal stuff awhile ago. He's only normal when the media just completely makes up what he says instead of actually quoting him
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
folks, i can't tell you how many times i've rewatched this ad *that republicans are paying people to see*
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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I do think lawyers are thinking small on A.I. theft. Unleash your inner shark.
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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 06/10/2026
Prove it.
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wow. Bad take. Really shameful to see from a prominent media figure
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Martha, but like, super spooky @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you're also confused about Prop 40 and PP, I thought this was helpful www.sfchronicle.com/politics/joe...
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Planned Parenthood staffers are rebelling against the group’s billionaire tax stance
Dozens of workers across California say they oppose Planned Parenthood’s position on the state’s controversial billionaire tax measure — and one staffer is starring in a new pro-Prop 40 ad.
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
can anyone explain why planned parenthood has come out against the billionaire tax? they're being made the face of the no on prop 40 campaign and it kind of seems to me like they're being played as fools. just don't know what happened there
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't think Marriott cares because we've suddenly decided that stuff like quality and brand image are too expensive to care about, but it certainly makes me as a customer think Marriott is a cheap brand that doesn't give a shit. hopefully that's the image they wanted to project!
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this is an AIRPORT HOTEL with a continuous all day shuttle. the shuttle is the core of their business. they have currently offloaded the job of answering questions about it to a computer that cannot answer questions about it
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
just last week I called the front desk of a hotel to ask about their airport shuttle, they made me talk to a bot, which promptly told me the wrong information about where their shuttle was.
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
werewolves can be killed by shooting them through the heart with a silver bullet, which will actually kill most non-werewolves as well
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I bulldozed a 200 year old tree today. To clear the way for the border wall. It cracked like any tree does when you drive a big enough machine into it. They call it a grandmother tree I guess. People were screaming when it fell.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
Every day the weird pro-Ai people are like everyone who doesn’t love getting their work stolen is deranged.
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
if a thing you enjoy has a patreon or similar, please consider supporting it. that patreon is genuinely a lifeline
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I understand that paywalls are annoying, but the grim reality for everything right now, is if you want something to exist, you have to put money towards it. Every creative person is having their life's work hoovered up by AI companies. Layoffs never end. Private equity keeps making things worse.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When the bad man finally drops dead we can all move on. We'll still be sharing a country with countless people who gleefully aided and abetted his crimes but they probably won't do it again
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Geoffrey Cubbage @geoffreycubbage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Different pilots, different cities; same solved problem keeping this post evergreen. Just pay people to clean them! That's it. That's the whole administrative challenge.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
having the person who is visibly in charge be upset on our behalf helped a lot! it made the problem feel real, and we all were very patient because she was doing the being upset for us! I'm sure there's nothing to learn from this!
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
when they brought our plane, but left it 50 feet away, not attached to the jet bridge, she stared out the window muttering "why don't you just tow it the rest of the way, what's WRONG with you"
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