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Joseph Fink, we're going to win

@planetoffinks.bsky.social
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Welcome to Night Vale, Alice Isn't Dead, Unlicensed, also several books. #1 AI hater. All you fascists bound to lose

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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 10h
a younger gavin newsom and kimberly guilfoyle erotically lounging on the floor of a bizarrely decorated San Francisco mansion
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
got em
inglorious bastards finger scene
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This also has something to do with why people who do have children are having less
Chart showing that millennial dads are spending as much time caring for their kids as Boomer moms did, and millennial moms are off the chart in amount of child care time
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
She's doing it! She's getting better at social media!
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
wow what a great post about the current- oh wait sorry I'm being told this is describing Jewish Europe a hundred years ago
book text: For all its great diversity of places, times and ideologies, this militancy was always messianic, optimistic, oriented to the Good - a fundamental and irreducible difference from that of the fascists with which some people have been tempted to compare it, on the pretext that one 'militant ideal' is equivalent to any other. It was young people who were caught up by it, a youth whose social and political consciousness was born at a moment when history was in flux and seemed to promise still more colossal transformations. They lived in what Wolf Biermann called the 'waiting room of the revolution.
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
On today's episode of The Best Worst, it's Twin Peaks time. Dale! Audrey! An episode directed by Diane Keaton! Some very uncomfortable stuff about the Civil War! www.nightvalepresents.com/the-best-worst
Promo shot for Twin Peaks of Dale and Audrey
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In no particular order
My 9 games, Grim Fandango, Bloodborne, day of the tentacle, elden ring, kotr, loom, Kings quest 6, mass effect 2, fate of Atlantis
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
here's the cover in full resolution
This Will Ruin The Tour logo is a square with a man and woman embracing. The man is in dark blue, the woman has a yellow face and orange hair. A pink background is the sky, a light blue the bottom and white guitar strings run vertical along the right side. With an orange sun in the pink and the lower 1/8 is yellow in the blue. In the woman's hair in white script is "This Will Ruin the Tour". A dark blue stripe runs across the bottom. In yellow capital letters in this stripe is "by Jeffrey Cranor, Joseph Fink & Brie Williams".
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Being an author used to be so easy. You'd write a book called Hotel that looked like this and it would sell 4 million copies
A used bookstore copy of Hotel by Arthur Hailey that looks incredibly 70s
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Thinking about movies
Reddit comment: Really good movie. Moving scenes. Personally I see the Coyote as a 
Randian hero, a self-reliant producer who is constantly fighting against a compromised system. The courts and the Government allow the monopoly to take place and collude with ACME. But the innovation and the personal journey of the Coyote and the lawyers successfully fight against the statist regime.  The idea that he can wake up every day and try again and again is inspiring. He's not asking for any handouts. On the humanity level there is a price we don't see sometimes and the speech by Leghorn was terrifying too. 
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
hey come see me and @marawilson.bsky.social in conversation next Tuesday Sept 1 at Vroman's in Pasadena to celebrate the launch of my book. Mara has agreed to perform a reading of the book with me. it'll be a fun time. vromansbookstore.com/event/2026-0...
headshots for Joseph and Mara, the cover of The Nudge, and the Vroman's logo
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Simple as
Muting the words Taylor Lorenz forever
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
hey man, what?
The start of a slideshow entitled a guide to horny listening bars in Los Angeles
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I have been doing a How To Play Piano book for one month, this is where I'm at
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
hm I think you're maybe right? can't quite tell what you're saying tho
the OP's post placed into the Content Slit that modern web advertising creates
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Turns out there's no law that you can't just get a mural painted on your house
A mural of a cowgirl in the desert with a coyote and a UFO
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
easy
Rhythm + Jews by The KlezmaticsJews With Horns by The KlezmaticsPossessed by The Klezmatics
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The bookshelf at this event space was put together by a maniac
Some Tony Robbins books and Bitcoin For DummiesThe memoirs of Will Smith and Jennifer Lopez, but also an Isabel Allende novelLean In by Sheryl Sandberg and then a book called Vibrational Medicine that's presumably about curing Victorian women by "inciting spasms"
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
We get a ton of these AI written PR pitches to Night Vale, but this one is especially confusing.
Joseph and Jeffrey,

I'll be honest, pitching a board-certified pediatrician to a show where every conspiracy theory is true feels almost too perfect.
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
"neighbours"
Inglorious Bastard three fingers scene
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
New book! podiumentertainment.com/c/thenudge Podcasts: www.nightvalepresents.com Alice Isn't Dead returns! www.nightvalepresents.com/aliceisntdead The Best Worst: www.nightvalepresents.com/the-best-worst Books: www.welcometonightvale.com/books WTNV rpg: renegadegamestudios.com/welcome-to-n...
book cover, The Nudge by Joseph Fink
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
at 4pm west/ 7pm east you can see me talk about my new book, along with other panelists that somehow includes Lydia Millet??? which makes me very star struck luma.com/88ag50ri
ad for author and editor panel at 7pm eastern
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
this one's for you Delia Derbyshire
Delia Derbyshire making electronic music at the BBC in the 1960s
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
game good.
a screenshot from Zero Parades: For Dead Spies in which I am annoying a doctor
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Anyway, don't do that. But also look how beautiful this amphitheater is and how good my seats were. If you ever have a chance to see something at The Ford in LA, it's worth it just for how beautiful the space is.
the stage of The Ford amphitheater from 4 rows back, a piano and a stand-up set up on stage
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Patches from FromSoftware saying the quoted skeet
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The live más lifestyle
Don draper presenting a pitch
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
a fact that sounds made up but as far as I can tell is true is that the band Radiohead is named after the character actor Stephen Tobolowsky, best known as Ned Ryerson in Groundhog Day.
a shot from Groundhog Day in which Stephen Tobolowsky as Ned Ryerson is talking to Bill Murray who looks annoyed and also once sexually harassed someone on a movie set so bad that they had to cancel the movie
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
geordi meme, he's refusing the words "too many cooks" and pointing at the cool new word "cooksmaxxing"
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Nancy, I don't want to overstate things, but you're the dumbest fucking person in the history of the world
Nancy, 55, Ariz., white, independent, operations
Well, I’m an independent. Frankly, I just wasn’t a fan of Kamala. It was the lesser of two evils. I could have written in somebody, but I felt like I had a better chance of a little hope with Trump. I was hoping that Congress and other branches would keep him in check, and that he’d have better advisers, and that maybe the second go-around, he’d learn some lessons. But it seems like it’s just total chaos
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Being asked to think about Taylor Lorenz
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@NotABigJerk i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to
participate in that kind of perversion
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
LOVE AND ROCKETS PRESTIGE HBO SERIES ADAPTATION
Hopey saying "I still got another bottle, wait here" and Maggie saying "he's gone! Calm down!"
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Why does the (now abandoned) Sparkletts bottling plant in my neighborhood go so hard
The Sparkletts plant in LA, a white domed building with fancy columns, a hanging lantern, and mosaic, framed my two palm trees
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
This? That's their new album baby. That was 19 years and 3 albums ago? Please don't say things like that to me
Modest mouse We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Don't forget
Someone responding to guitar center changing their logo with: when they burned the library of Alexandria the crowd cheered in horrible joy. They understood that there was something older than wisdom, and it was fire, and something truer than words, and it was ashes
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
easy
mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a dude who looks exactly like me flying a hot air balloon into power lines]
Me: is that good?
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Hey uh what's the name of your restaurant dude
A sign that says maybe "Bites Pup" or "Bit and Spup" or "Bit and spuf"
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Every single loser criticizing No Kings looks like this to me
People on twitter will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a Walmart" and then not firebomb a Walmart
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Peacock in Pasadena
A peacock perched on a chimney at sunset
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
This guy?
The book America You Sexy Bitch by Michael Ian Black and Meghan McCain
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I got this
Dear JOSEPH FINK,

Your claim in the Anthropic Copyright Settlement has been received. Your Claim Number is [redacted]. Please keep this number for your records.

For more information about the Settlement, call toll-free 1-877-206-2314, visit www.AnthropicCopyrightSettlement.com, or respond to this email with any questions.

Regards,

Claims Administrator
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
wow they're really doubling down here
fake Dune 3 poster that says "right about opera and brave enough to say it"
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
lol
The user replying has made over 50 replies in the last day
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I'm referencing this
Tweet: Black Panther was a fine movie but its politics were a bit iffy. wouldve been way better if at the end the Black Panther turned to the camera & said "i am communist now" & then specified hes the exact kind of communist i am
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
New pinned post. Podcasts: www.nightvalepresents.com Alice Isn't Dead returns! www.nightvalepresents.com/aliceisntdead The Best Worst: www.nightvalepresents.com/the-best-worst Books: www.welcometonightvale.com/books Night Vale RPG: renegadegamestudios.com/welcome-to-n...
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Sure
pig poop balls
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Hell yeah finally a way to make this
A generated twin peaks title card that says Twin Peaks
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
no thank you!
a diagram showing how to get through a very fiddly series of platforming stuff and if you miss one you have to go back to the start.
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
And I would imagine a lot of them were people like me who wanted to see how sad it looked (answer is very sad)
Kid Rock in shorts on a cheap little set doing one of his shitty little songs
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