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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jack Smith….man of the people at the Power to the People concert hanging out on the lawn….no fancy pavilion seats or backstage laminate pass
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you need to catch up on the whole controversy with GOP Sen. Eric Schmitt not knowing his sports and embarrassing himself while attempting to slander a public servant today, I made a 20 min. video explainer. Yes, 20 minutes. And I enjoyed the hell out of making it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfjN...
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GOP Senator Eric Schmitt + Most Embarrassing Moment Ever in a Congressional Hearing (FULL EXPLAINER)
YouTube video by Charlotte Clymer
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence:
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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 28/09/2026
Lots of "I hope someone tells these proles to turn off their phones and not talk through the performance" commentary in response to NYC's Met ticket giveaway, as if theaters aren't already overrun with people who pay hundreds of dollars to leave their phones on and talk through performances.
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Everyone complaining about rain and flooding from the Nor'easter and sharks in the water, but is no one bothered by the chilly, clammy weather? Was in the 90s not long ago and it's struggling to get into the 60s. Still a few days out from Heating Season in NYC, so long underwear is back in style.
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Michael DiTullo @d2lo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wednesday, 1966 VW Beetle EV is charged up and ready to go. 🚗🔌⚡️💨 What car would you convert if you could? #ev #classiccar #vwbeetle
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 15/09/2026
When the edible hits and you’re at the Taco Bell drive thru.
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Had a little adventure with Seamless Web and AI last night. I know, First World problems. Anyway, I received someone else's dinner and I'm pretty sure that person received mine. I contacted Seamless's Help and they issued a refund. Here's where the story takes an interesting turn. 1/
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Snake oil is at $60 a barrel. Herbert Hoover says it's time to buy!
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026
I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Girl who pronounces Lispenard Street with a lisp
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Did I just watch the greatest callback in comedy history? Alex Edelman is a genius.
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Just for Us
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Gift article: "What I learned about the American Dream from Europeans pretending to live in Ohio" www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2026/...
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What I learned about the American Dream from Europeans pretending to live in Ohio
The state of the American Dream looks very different from inside a role-playing event deep in the woods of Poland.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
the only eclipse post you need
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Shoebill storks in your area are eager to meet you!
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
If you happen to have a Bob Evans restaurant in your area, you can order this. Might make a cool Halloween costume. It's August already so it's not too early to plan.
A serving of Cinna-Bunny French Toast at Bob Evans. The bunny is made from two Cinnabuns. One Cinnabun is the bunny's face with the eyes and nose created using banana slices and blueberries. The second Cinnabun is cut in half, the two halves are then reversed, and each half is placed at an angle to create the bunny's ears. There is a large slice of bacon under the bunny's face which may be a smile but could also be a bacon bow tie. That interpretation is entirely up to the observer.
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Good morning Bluesky ☀️ My grandad told me he saw the Titanic - from the outset he warned all the people that the ship would sink, but nobody listened to him. He knew he was right and didn't give up. He warned them again & again, until eventually they kicked him out of the cinema.
The Titanic sinking under a moonlit sky.
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I was one of the voters; I think about half of my choices made it. Some great/good books here, a few bad ones, and a few that I would disqualify on genre grounds (sorry, Donna Tartt, Mick Herron, and John Le Carre). But overall, this will prompt a lot of fun reading! www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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The 50 Best Thriller Books of the 21st Century (Gift Article)
Hundreds of novelists, librarians, editors and other book lovers voted. See how their ballots stack up.
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𝙳𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚍 𝙼. 🌎 @davidpmolina.com · 03/08/2026
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Photo of a sign from El Arroyo in Austin, TX. It says "August: the Sunday night of all the months".
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Would you be interested in a lifetime supply of Werther's Originals? I don't actually have any, just wondering if this is something you might be interested in.
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EMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
There is a lot to say about the Nolan Odyssey movie. But one point that I think has not been emphasized enough is: this is a film about living in LA, as Nolan, my erstwhile British compatriot and age mate, has done for years. I gather it’s a strange place.
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The Odyssey: The Film that Launched A Thousand Thinkpieces
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Can't believe they cast an actual vampire to play Antinous in The Odyssey. Ancient Greece didn't have vampires!
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Homer had a lisp and it's actually pronounced "Issaca" but they kept it as Ithaca so they wouldn't hurt Homer's feelings
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Girl who sings "Wind Beneath My Wings" to the building super whenever he finishes a small repair
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The NYTimes buried the lede again. The ancient Greeks predicted the birth of Christ in 1200 B.C. It says so right there in the newspaper!
From the NYTimes:
When does 'The Odyssey' take place?
It's approximately 1200 B.C. and the decade-long Trojan War has just ended. The events of the epic poem span the next decade. (Yes, if you're counting, this means Odysseus will have been away from his family for 20 years by the end of his journey back to his kingdom of Ithaca.)
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I could sure use a thunder buddy right now
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Me struggling to finish The Odyssey before going to the movie
Edith Bouvier Beale, also known as Little Edie, seated on a bench outside her home, Grey Gardens. She is holding a magnifying glass while squinting to read a paperback book. She is wearing her favorite floral print swimsuit, a black headscarf and white high heels.
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I've just seen about 40 kids sneak into watch 'The Odyssey' without paying by hiding in a giant wooden coat.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/07/2026
Matt Damon Defends Dunkin’ Product Placement In Nolan’s ‘Odyssey’ theonion.com/matt-damon-defends-dun…
Matt Damon Defends Dunkin’ Product Placement In Nolan’s ‘Odyssey’
Actor Portrays Hero’s Return To Ithaca With Box Of Dozen Assorted Donuts
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Very disappointed to learn that there are no real Schmigadoonians in Schmigadoon
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Looks like we've reached peak Odyssey with the nationwide outbreak of Clytemnestra. When will it all end?
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Amy Mode Activated 🪷 ᓚᘏᗢ ಇ. @activateamymode.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Kids today have lost the fine art of bullshitting a 10 page paper from a single Funk & Wagnalls entry or from reading only the CliffsNotes. 🤣
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Why didn't they simply cast Aristotle Onassis in The Odyssey? What's that? Huh? Oh, I see. Of course. All right then.
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
[frantically dialing the Dad Joke Hall of Fame]
A bumper sticker just below where the car says Odyssey reading “my other car is an Iliad”
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Ezra Klein and Chris Rufo about to agree that Trump may go down as one of those Forever Dictators of history. Full NYTimes article in reply.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Roseate spoonbill bird in flight Original post
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
we had the dotcom collapse, the great recession and covid. somehow people are very surprised that the 80s/90s church of "trust the market" is losing followers, especially among the people who went through those things in their teens and twenties.
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
A scene from the new Jackass movie 👇
On May 7, 2026, Trump's motorcade drove through the newly painted and sealed Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. Treating the base of the Reflecting Pool like it's a paved highway.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 18/06/2026
Stephen Colbert wore a tan suit to the Obama Presidential Center opening ceremony 😂 REUTERS/Octavio Jones
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Hey NYPost, proofread much? Show some respect for the Knicks. 🏀
The NYPost needs to hire a proofreader. Spotted these glitches in their online edition:
"The Knicks are made their way up the Canyon of Heroes ..." "Are made their way up" sounds like English as a second language. Even better, or maybe worse, in the next paragraph they report that, "New Yorkers basked the gory of the Knicks' championship win ..." The NYPost loves a gory story!
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Dovewoman 💙 🇺🇦 💙 @dovewoman.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Obama Appreciation Day June 14, 2026
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Jason Takes Man-Adams @jamnpp.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
HAPPY 58 TO ROSEMARY AND HER LITTLE JENNY OR ANDY
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𝙳𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚍 𝙼. 🌎 @davidpmolina.com · 05/06/2026
I met a microbiologist yesterday. He was much bigger than I expected.
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Fernando Arrigorriaga wildlife photographer Royal Flycatcher
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Baby Boy Monaghan @babyboymonaghan.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I always liked The Roches strange, flinty Hammond Song, which sounds like two of the sisters chastizing a third for dropping out of college to move to Louisiana with a guy. But there is an actual Roches story in there, and I love it.
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
[Me observing all the newly hatched mosquitoes in Miami Beach] They like me! They really like me! 🦟
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