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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jack Smith….man of the people at the Power to the People concert hanging out on the lawn….no fancy pavilion seats or backstage laminate pass
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you need to catch up on the whole controversy with GOP Sen. Eric Schmitt not knowing his sports and embarrassing himself while attempting to slander a public servant today, I made a 20 min. video explainer. Yes, 20 minutes. And I enjoyed the hell out of making it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfjN...
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GOP Senator Eric Schmitt + Most Embarrassing Moment Ever in a Congressional Hearing (FULL EXPLAINER)
YouTube video by Charlotte Clymer
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Charlotte, your explainer is quite simply the icing on the cake. Well done!
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence:
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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 28/09/2026
Lots of "I hope someone tells these proles to turn off their phones and not talk through the performance" commentary in response to NYC's Met ticket giveaway, as if theaters aren't already overrun with people who pay hundreds of dollars to leave their phones on and talk through performances.
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wealthy women scrutinizing incoming opera lottery ticket winners from their private box
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Had to dispose of a red corduroy Bob Evans Sausage cap that was a gift from a dear family member. I never wore it because it scrunched my meticulously coiffed hair, but still.
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Everyone complaining about rain and flooding from the Nor'easter and sharks in the water, but is no one bothered by the chilly, clammy weather? Was in the 90s not long ago and it's struggling to get into the 60s. Still a few days out from Heating Season in NYC, so long underwear is back in style.
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Michael DiTullo @d2lo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wednesday, 1966 VW Beetle EV is charged up and ready to go. 🚗🔌⚡️💨 What car would you convert if you could? #ev #classiccar #vwbeetle
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 15/09/2026
When the edible hits and you’re at the Taco Bell drive thru.
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Chubby cheeks!
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I carefully extract the slice and wipe it off. It doesn't break. It takes a moment to realize it's a thin, flat, translucent piece of plastic about an inch long. I start to wonder what would have happened if I had accidentally swallowed it. Do I complain to the restaurant or let it go? 5/
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Finally start to eat the pasta. Onions don't agree with me and I don't agree with them. A meal can turn into a search and destroy mission whenever I see fragments of them in my food. So I spot a piece that's a bit larger, like a slice. Then I notice that this slice has a somewhat unnatural gleam. 4/
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The only thing Seamless's AI auto-responses were concerned about was the fact that a refund had been issued. Was trying to be an honest person in this low trust society but there was nothing I could tell the AI, including asking for a representative, to elicit a response other than refund issued. 3/
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
About five minutes later my doorbell rings and it's the delivery person asking for the wrong order back and telling me he'll return shortly with my order, which he did. I then contacted Seamless to tell them to cancel the refund, that I now had the correct order thanks to my delivery person. 2/
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Had a little adventure with Seamless Web and AI last night. I know, First World problems. Anyway, I received someone else's dinner and I'm pretty sure that person received mine. I contacted Seamless's Help and they issued a refund. Here's where the story takes an interesting turn. 1/
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Snake oil is at $60 a barrel. Herbert Hoover says it's time to buy!
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026
I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Not to mention cruel to the customers
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Girl who pronounces Lispenard Street with a lisp
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
One of the greatest (though unsolicited) testimonials ever and an example of Retrograde Mercury™️ at its finest: www.nytimes.com/2026/08/05/t...
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Heat, Fire and Airport Chaos: My Summer Vacation Nightmare (Gift Article)
Used to chronicling other people’s vacation disasters, a travel reporter faced the new normal on her own long-awaited family trip.
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Thank you for choosing Retrograde Mercury™️. We are always finding new and creative ways to annoy you and disrupt your life. And no need to schedule your next Retrograde™️: a fresh, unique one is arranged for you automatically with no effort on your part! Rate your last Retrograde Mercury™️ below ⬇️
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Did I just watch the greatest callback in comedy history? Alex Edelman is a genius.
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Just for Us
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Gift article: "What I learned about the American Dream from Europeans pretending to live in Ohio" www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2026/...
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What I learned about the American Dream from Europeans pretending to live in Ohio
The state of the American Dream looks very different from inside a role-playing event deep in the woods of Poland.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
the only eclipse post you need
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Shoebill storks in your area are eager to meet you!
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
After a careful analysis of the picture on Seamless, it became readily apparent that the bunny's ears were too thin to have been created using an entire Cinnabun. Since the ears look like the bottom of the Cinnabun, I concluded that the bottom was sliced off the single Cinnabun.
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
A small correction of my Alt description is needed. The bunny is made from one Cinnabun, not two. Approximately half an inch is sliced off the bottom of the Cinnabun to create the bunny's ears. The rest of the Alt description still stands. I apologize if this has caused any confusion.
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
If you happen to have a Bob Evans restaurant in your area, you can order this. Might make a cool Halloween costume. It's August already so it's not too early to plan.
A serving of Cinna-Bunny French Toast at Bob Evans. The bunny is made from two Cinnabuns. One Cinnabun is the bunny's face with the eyes and nose created using banana slices and blueberries. The second Cinnabun is cut in half, the two halves are then reversed, and each half is placed at an angle to create the bunny's ears. There is a large slice of bacon under the bunny's face which may be a smile but could also be a bacon bow tie. That interpretation is entirely up to the observer.
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Good morning Bluesky ☀️ My grandad told me he saw the Titanic - from the outset he warned all the people that the ship would sink, but nobody listened to him. He knew he was right and didn't give up. He warned them again & again, until eventually they kicked him out of the cinema.
The Titanic sinking under a moonlit sky.
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
<You had me in the first half, not gonna lie> .gif
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I was one of the voters; I think about half of my choices made it. Some great/good books here, a few bad ones, and a few that I would disqualify on genre grounds (sorry, Donna Tartt, Mick Herron, and John Le Carre). But overall, this will prompt a lot of fun reading! www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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The 50 Best Thriller Books of the 21st Century (Gift Article)
Hundreds of novelists, librarians, editors and other book lovers voted. See how their ballots stack up.
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𝙳𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚍 𝙼. 🌎 @davidpmolina.com · 03/08/2026
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Photo of a sign from El Arroyo in Austin, TX. It says "August: the Sunday night of all the months".
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Would you be interested in a lifetime supply of Werther's Originals? I don't actually have any, just wondering if this is something you might be interested in.
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EMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
There is a lot to say about the Nolan Odyssey movie. But one point that I think has not been emphasized enough is: this is a film about living in LA, as Nolan, my erstwhile British compatriot and age mate, has done for years. I gather it’s a strange place.
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The Odyssey: The Film that Launched A Thousand Thinkpieces
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Can't believe they cast an actual vampire to play Antinous in The Odyssey. Ancient Greece didn't have vampires!
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Homer had a lisp and it's actually pronounced "Issaca" but they kept it as Ithaca so they wouldn't hurt Homer's feelings
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Girl who sings "Wind Beneath My Wings" to the building super whenever he finishes a small repair
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The NYTimes buried the lede again. The ancient Greeks predicted the birth of Christ in 1200 B.C. It says so right there in the newspaper!
From the NYTimes:
When does 'The Odyssey' take place?
It's approximately 1200 B.C. and the decade-long Trojan War has just ended. The events of the epic poem span the next decade. (Yes, if you're counting, this means Odysseus will have been away from his family for 20 years by the end of his journey back to his kingdom of Ithaca.)
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I could sure use a thunder buddy right now
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Me struggling to finish The Odyssey before going to the movie
Edith Bouvier Beale, also known as Little Edie, seated on a bench outside her home, Grey Gardens. She is holding a magnifying glass while squinting to read a paperback book. She is wearing her favorite floral print swimsuit, a black headscarf and white high heels.
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I've just seen about 40 kids sneak into watch 'The Odyssey' without paying by hiding in a giant wooden coat.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/07/2026
Matt Damon Defends Dunkin’ Product Placement In Nolan’s ‘Odyssey’ theonion.com/matt-damon-defends-dun…
Matt Damon Defends Dunkin’ Product Placement In Nolan’s ‘Odyssey’
Actor Portrays Hero’s Return To Ithaca With Box Of Dozen Assorted Donuts
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Very disappointed to learn that there are no real Schmigadoonians in Schmigadoon
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This is almost as bad as when the Coriolanus virus shut down the whole world in 2020
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Planet Marge @planetmarge.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Looks like we've reached peak Odyssey with the nationwide outbreak of Clytemnestra. When will it all end?
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