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Planeshaper

@planeshaper.bsky.social
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Self-Proclaimed King of Grilled Cheeses. I am mostly here to look at art and post silly jokes. 30-something.

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
VOTE NO on Pro 75 (the 'TAX DRACULA' bill.) If we try to tax Dracula, he will simply move away to Texas.
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Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Embarking upon a DIY home plumbing project with the express intention of imprisoning myself in a mad forest of hissing, crisscrossing pipes, like my father & grandfather before me.
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Planeshaper @planeshaper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It would've been really funny if Quest 64 was conspicuously absent
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
most historians now agree that the Flintstones are a fictionalized amalgam of a few different stone age families but Barney Rubble was a real guy
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The connoisseur
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a guy opens the door to his apartment for a girl. He says with a smile, “well, this is my place!” She looks a little surprised. Panel 2: the guy is at the refrigerator across the room, grabbing a beer. He asks the girl, “drink?” His apartment is decorated with a poster of Heath Ledger’s Joker, a huge poster of Thanos wearing a crown, mink coat and sunglasses on a background of buzzwords such as “money - respect - sigma”, and a gold Kaws figurine. At the base of the panel is a pair of video game RPG-style move selections that read FIGHT and FLEE.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Image of Brian with the text
"Any thoughts?"
"No thanks I'm trying to cut back this year"
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 30/07/2026
just became aware of William Howard Taft’s 1908 campaign poster
William Howard Taft campaign poster, 1908

Floating head, with “BILL” in huge letters
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Maytera Marble @mayteramarble.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Harrison Ford, the actor behind loveable scoundrels Han Solo and Indiana Jones, started his career as an on-set carpenter. That makes him a roguelike deckbuilder.
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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Hylics movie cast revealed (Source: tinyurl.com/3p4hykrw)
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 05/06/2026
good night
a screaming skull is your only companion
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¿Mr.Whatshisname? (COMMISSIONS OPEN) @bridgeoffaust.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
"Not a "crazed gunman", dad, I'm an assassin!"
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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lou-ellen @louceph.com · 24/05/2026
Dig Dug
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Scott Lynch @scottlynch78.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Mario Wasn't lying
That enclosed instruction book can instruct you on how to get through the hotels

(Dog being blown with a strong wind)
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Becky Hawkins @postcardsbybecky.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Calvin’s dad as the Sicko meme, wearing a helmet and bike outfit, looking through the window saying “yes… ha ha ha… yes!”
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ceej @ceej.online · 10/02/2025
“Oh, did a sportsball happen?” I whisper smugly from my vantage point on a distant cliff, the sounds of celebration in the village far below just barely audible over the lonely wind whipping my tattered cloak
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, everything was totally fucked up. this is the story of three losers, a wolfman, and their two robot friends
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Genel Jumalon 🍉 @geneljumalon.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Mob Pyscho 100 - Be a good person.
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
KEFKA: Life, dreams, hope, where do they come from? And where are they headed? These things... I am going to destroy! Weehohohohohoho! MEDIA: Clown emperor outlines daring new vision for second year
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BlueKoo @ethylvanny.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
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ceej @ceej.online · 14/12/2025
A Christmas elf’s candy cane stripes represent their achievements in battle. Red indicates an elf has drawn blood, while green is reserved for those with confirmed kills. More exotic colors designate elves who take a particular pleasure in dismemberment
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フォッ毛 @focke3.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
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doctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
People often ask me: is it hard being the finest mind of a generation? No. Not at all. What's hard is figuring a way off this beach before the antlions get to us
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doctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
There are only seven horses in the world at any given time. What you are seeing is the afterimages they leave behind as they perform an ancient ninja technique to confuse their victims before they attack. If you see more than seven horses in a single location, you are already dead
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 05/11/2025
[Exit Clown.]
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⛧𝕺𝖒𝖊𝖌𝖆 𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖈𝕶⛧ @omegablack.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
🦇⚰️
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
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Planeshaper @planeshaper.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
The White Groverhaus
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Flork @florkofcows.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
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BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
MONDAY. SPITE AS FUEL.
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👁️Leovincible🩻 @leovincible.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Inktober 2025 5. Deer @inktober #inktober #inktober2025
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
your core users are people who have already demonstrated a willingness to abandon a more popular social media site for another, in the most part for disliking the politics of the people who run it. write this on a big whiteboard somewhere in the office
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Panel 1: We see from the inside of a house as a large, muscular leg, belonging to someone clearly taller than the doorway, kicks the door off of its hinges, cracking the door and sending splinters flying everywhere and taking chunks out of the wall that it's attached to. The door itself is flying off into the room with the handle and hinges falling off.

Panel 2: A large muscular figure with a head that looks like a Minecraft dirt block bends into the doorway, wrapping the fingers of its right hand around the frame and moving its left shoulder in first. It says "ALRIGHT, TIME FOR THE MONTH-LONG MINECRAFT ADDICTION YOU GET EVERY 4 YEARS"

Panel 3: We look from behind the figure's shoulder as we see that Shen is being held hostage by Hornet from Hollow Knight: Silksong. She is standing behind him, with her needle to his throat, as he looks at the Minecraft dirt block guy in horror.

Panel 4: The Minecraft dirt block guy is outside again, on the grass next to the cement path leading up to the door, now leaning down with his left hand on his knee and his right hand closing the door gently with a "click". He seemingly put it back into place, despite it still being very broken. He says "some fights are beyond me."
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Hushpuppy Art @hushpuppyart.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Fear the Old Blood 🩸🧠👁️
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Planeshaper @planeshaper.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
The Ice Cream Cone is among the more tactical of foods
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Planeshaper @planeshaper.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
A store that smells like old crayons and an atmosphere of dying dreams.
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
MY SISTER: dad you have to stop inviting the stone age ancestral ghost to thanksgiving MY DAD: don't call him that. they had simple copper tools back then ME: come on. you can't say the shit he says about sumerians anymore ABAISH-TAKAL: They worship dogs in Uruk. Their eunuchs are too scrawny
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Apotheosis of the Knife
In a desolate plain, fallen and kneeling men impaled in the back with knives, seem to worship in adulation a giant floating kitchen knife.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
ladies and gentlemen of the jury, hiiiii 👋😀 hi!! hiiii!! 👋🤪 wazzaaah hahaha 👋😙 ok here goes 😤😐 the dictionary defines torture as the infliction of intense pain to punish, coerce, or afford sadistic pleasure. ᴴᶦᶦᶦᶦ 👋😉 but my client isn't a dictionary. he's just a man trying to run a daycare 👋🙂 hey hi
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BOO!👻 LAO GATE! @cheflubu.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
me & the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the sword & the stone, and using a toyota and some chains to pull it from the stone resulted in the Toyota becoming the new king of england
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Aromie Kim ~Commissions open~ @aromiekim.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Trail cam picked up something weird last night #art #fanart #dandadan #ダンダダン #cryptidcam #anime
Fan art of Dandadan. A trail cam style image shows a blurry gangly figure Fan art of Dandadan. A trail cam style image shows a blurry gangly figure who seems to be carrying someone on his backFan art of Dandadan. A trail cam style image shows a blurry gangly figure with white orb-like eyes who seems to be carrying someone on his backFan art of Dandadan. A trail cam style image a close-up of a ghostly figure with a toothy maw, white glasses and white hair, carrying a girl who has her hand outstretched towards the viewer (this hand also appears to be haloed by another hand)
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 05/08/2025
Things are always terrible and everyone keeps posting politics, so I say cleanse the timeline with something fun and wholesome for the whole family! If you see this, post a cute puppy! ❤️
Fullmetal Pupchemist
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
The meme depicts the crestfallen warrior from Dark Souls being told that the second bell has been rung, George W Bush Jr style
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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
like many great people I history, I acquired my powers via an elixir granted to me by a wizened and dying man within a cave. I had shot him with a gun, earning the elixir
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HuMaNPeRSoN @hmnprsn.org · 13/07/2025
The kids are calling it "Scrooging". They eat a bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, and a fragment of underdone potato right before bed in hopes of having a fantastical dream that teaches them a lesson.
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