Reposted by @pjlonbs.bsky.socialParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026More evidence of fighting age men swarming uninvited into our towns. 1311703432
Reposted by @pjlonbs.bsky.socialSooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Farage honking "BORING! BORING! BORING!" while a woman who verbally disagreed with him from a crowd gets beaten up by his supporters is quite a look for Britain's hottest new party. 01146292
Reposted by @pjlonbs.bsky.socialReform Party UK Exposed @reformexposed.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Jenrick’s reaction to the assaults? It was this. 53550237
Reposted by @pjlonbs.bsky.socialParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026In case you had any doubts about the judgement and moral standards of my (former) Chief of Staff, Dan Jukes, here he is with Andrew Tate. 601774622
Reposted by @pjlonbs.bsky.socialscotfi1.bsky.social @scotfi1.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Farage can be charged for this legally. Encouraging or assisting a crime under the Serious Crime Act 2007. 1455067
Reposted by @pjlonbs.bsky.socialMalcolm V Tucker @tuckerslaw.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Funny how being foreign wasn't an issue when they were funding you, eh lads? #Reform #GriftingCunts 1182
Reposted by @pjlonbs.bsky.socialEd Davey @eddavey.libdems.org.uk · 03/09/2026This is racism, straight out of the Trump playbook. Reform are trying to turn our great country into a franchise of Trump's America. There are countless British patriots who came here from overseas, many of them refugees we proudly welcomed. That's the kind of country we are. 701700479
pjlonbs.bsky.social @pjlonbs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026What are you saying? You want to rename Northern Mexico? 010
Reposted by @pjlonbs.bsky.socialSam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 27/08/2026New immigration stats show that the numbers of asylum seekers in hotels is down to 16k - falling 50% in a year. Small boat crossings down 23% in the year to June. Numbers waiting for initial decision down from almost 180k to 40k. 771328544
Reposted by @pjlonbs.bsky.socialCyrus Farivar @cfarivar.bsky.social · 26/08/2026New Twitter launches, says Musk’s X gave up the name (By @cfarivar.bsky.social) arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...arstechnica.comNew Twitter launches, says Musk's X gave up the nameJudge hasn't ruled on X Corp’s preliminary injunction, but Operation Bluebird plows ahead... 79134
pjlonbs.bsky.social @pjlonbs.bsky.social · 24/08/2026This isn’t a confession it is a piece of sage advice. It pisses me off also when I see a driver beckoning an old person to walk into the path of another vehicle that is driving correctly. 110
pjlonbs.bsky.social @pjlonbs.bsky.social · 16/08/2026A newspaper that has nothing to say. Reporting that we all received a message in our phone is as insightful as telling us the sun rose this morning. 010
Reposted by @pjlonbs.bsky.socialToby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Five have commissioned an ITN documentary examining Nigel Farage’s finances: Nigel Farage: Where Does the Money Come From? airs Saturday 22nd August, 9.30pm 47785319
Reposted by @pjlonbs.bsky.socialHarry Taylor @harrytaylor.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Astonishing. The Press Association understands Essex Police did not tell Nigel Farage, or any other Clacton candidate, not to attend the count. This is after after his and Reform UK's claim Essex Police advised him against it due to a "credible threat". 691031303
pjlonbs.bsky.social @pjlonbs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Next time Farage or his mob even whisper anything about a waste of public money …. 000
pjlonbs.bsky.social @pjlonbs.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Why on earth not? I am a regular Teams meeting plucker 100
Reposted by @pjlonbs.bsky.socialParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 04/08/2026"Hands up if you're a prancing prick who's been spouting complete bollocks about using the Royal Navy to send migrants back to France in a desperate bid to distract attention from the sleaze your party is mired in" 411030232
Reposted by @pjlonbs.bsky.socialNettlecake @nettlecake.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week. 17170882920
pjlonbs.bsky.social @pjlonbs.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I hope this isn’t an imagined memory but I’m sue the Rainbow team did an “adult” show at our Uni summer ball in the early 80s. The “dark” side was their side hustle. 010
Reposted by @pjlonbs.bsky.socialHelen Day @lbflyawayhome.bsky.social · 28/07/2026‘Great Inventions, 1961’ Jodrell Bank Radio Telescope Artist: Robert Ayton 231140366
Reposted by @pjlonbs.bsky.socialMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 24/07/2026At one point she notes that AfD, the German political party that Musk supports, has "real neo-Nazis." Musk literally just shrugs. 1212599693
Reposted by @pjlonbs.bsky.socialParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Whatever you say, you fat racist. 2645070
Reposted by @pjlonbs.bsky.socialAdam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 22/07/2026You wouldn't know from these Tweets by a BBC reporter that small boat crossings are down by almost a half compared to the same period last year 58928295
pjlonbs.bsky.social @pjlonbs.bsky.social · 22/07/2026You explain as though these urges are unreasonable. All the attributes you describe present to me a compelling case to smack the smug twat. 000
Reposted by @pjlonbs.bsky.socialHappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 19/07/2026Half-time show sneak peak #WorldCup 614521
Reposted by @pjlonbs.bsky.socialRobin Wigglesworth @robinwigglesworth.ft.com · 19/07/2026Some notable exceptions but my impression: 342005370
Reposted by @pjlonbs.bsky.socialIan Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Imagine being such a preening self-obssesed narcissistic cunt that you make Infantino look graceful. 26886128
Reposted by @pjlonbs.bsky.socialFifthcolumnblue @fifthcolumnblue.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Argentina. 232172516
Reposted by @pjlonbs.bsky.socialParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Here I am in 2017 pretending I hardly knew George Cottrell, the convicted fraudster who calls me "Daddy" and was my right hand man and a key fundraiser during the Brexit campaign. 18620217
pjlonbs.bsky.social @pjlonbs.bsky.social · 18/07/2026We didn’t vote for a manifesto, we voted to get the Tories out. Enough of the faux outrage. Of course he should stick to the original promises if possible but the world changes and so do voters’ voting intentions. 000
pjlonbs.bsky.social @pjlonbs.bsky.social · 15/07/2026He demands 24 hour protection. Is that for when he’s in the UK? ‘Cos that’s not going to cost much. I’d give him the money myself! #absenteeMP 000
Reposted by @pjlonbs.bsky.socialSunder Katwala (sundersays) @sundersays.bsky.social · 12/07/2026The Norweigan Ambassador to the UK 611842300
Reposted by @pjlonbs.bsky.socialAnti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Nigel Farage - who has not held a single constituency surgery in Clacton since getting elected - complains that people are 'showing contempt' for Clacton voters ... meme via Truth Against Hate 1061426519
Reposted by @pjlonbs.bsky.socialDashingclaire @dashingclaire.bsky.social · 08/07/2026#WorldCup - sports not politics 692321383
Reposted by @pjlonbs.bsky.socialDavid J @damjef.bsky.social · 08/07/2026How strong is that fan?!? 3117815999
Reposted by @pjlonbs.bsky.socialJessica Elgot @jessicaelgot.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Scoop from @joshhalliday.bsky.social Reform activists urged to divert from GM mayoral by-election to help Farage in Clacton. Leaked WhatsApp: “The message could not be more clear. We now need all of our fantastic activists to come and help us in Clacton.” www.theguardian.com/politics/202...theguardian.comReform activists urged to switch focus from Manchester to Farage’s Clacton contestExclusive: Party hoped to mount serious challenge in mayoral race but attention has been diverted to Essex 5524496
Reposted by @pjlonbs.bsky.socialLiz Webster 🏴🇬🇧🇪🇺 @lizwebster.bsky.social · 09/07/2026🤩 🤩 🤩 Count Binface odds slashed from 50:1 to 5:1 overnight and Daily Mail poll has him in the lead for #ClactonElection @countbinface.bsky.social Vote here 🔗 www.dailymail.com/news/article... 48295132
Reposted by @pjlonbs.bsky.socialReform Party UK Exposed @reformexposed.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Finish him, Count Binface. 251203251
Reposted by @pjlonbs.bsky.socialLooking at the stars @lookingatthestars.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Passing this most excellent image on 492375581
pjlonbs.bsky.social @pjlonbs.bsky.social · 09/07/2026“And I would have got away with it if it wasn’t for these pesky kids” 000
Reposted by @pjlonbs.bsky.socialBladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 08/07/2026One of Count Binface's slogans, Vote for the bin, not the rubbish. 532164
Reposted by @pjlonbs.bsky.socialParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 08/07/2026"Hands up if you called a by-election to distract attention from your dodgy finances but ended up running against a bin and looking like a right dick" 301037212
