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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
More evidence of fighting age men swarming uninvited into our towns.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Farage honking "BORING! BORING! BORING!" while a woman who verbally disagreed with him from a crowd gets beaten up by his supporters is quite a look for Britain's hottest new party.
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Reform Party UK Exposed @reformexposed.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Jenrick’s reaction to the assaults? It was this.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
In case you had any doubts about the judgement and moral standards of my (former) Chief of Staff, Dan Jukes, here he is with Andrew Tate.
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Adil Ray @adilray.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ban the Burqa!
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scotfi1.bsky.social @scotfi1.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Farage can be charged for this legally. Encouraging or assisting a crime under the Serious Crime Act 2007.
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Malcolm V Tucker @tuckerslaw.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Funny how being foreign wasn't an issue when they were funding you, eh lads? #Reform #GriftingCunts
Reform has denied any wrongdoing and said it had "been the target of a hoax perpetuated by foreign funded climate change activists". From BBC News.
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Ed Davey @eddavey.libdems.org.uk · 03/09/2026
This is racism, straight out of the Trump playbook. Reform are trying to turn our great country into a franchise of Trump's America. There are countless British patriots who came here from overseas, many of them refugees we proudly welcomed. That's the kind of country we are.
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Sam Freedman @handle.invalid · 27/08/2026
New immigration stats show that the numbers of asylum seekers in hotels is down to 16k - falling 50% in a year. Small boat crossings down 23% in the year to June. Numbers waiting for initial decision down from almost 180k to 40k.
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Cyrus Farivar @cfarivar.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
New Twitter launches, says Musk’s X gave up the name (By @cfarivar.bsky.social) arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
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New Twitter launches, says Musk's X gave up the name
Judge hasn't ruled on X Corp’s preliminary injunction, but Operation Bluebird plows ahead...
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Five have commissioned an ITN documentary examining Nigel Farage’s finances: Nigel Farage: Where Does the Money Come From? airs Saturday 22nd August, 9.30pm
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Harry Taylor @harrytaylor.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Astonishing. The Press Association understands Essex Police did not tell Nigel Farage, or any other Clacton candidate, not to attend the count. This is after after his and Reform UK's claim Essex Police advised him against it due to a "credible threat".
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"Hands up if you're a prancing prick who's been spouting complete bollocks about using the Royal Navy to send migrants back to France in a desperate bid to distract attention from the sleaze your party is mired in"
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Nettlecake @nettlecake.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week.
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Helen Day @lbflyawayhome.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
‘Great Inventions, 1961’ Jodrell Bank Radio Telescope Artist: Robert Ayton
Illustration from the endpapers of the revised edition of the book showing a detailed illustration of the dish set against a striking dark pink ground
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
At one point she notes that AfD, the German political party that Musk supports, has "real neo-Nazis." Musk literally just shrugs.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Whatever you say, you fat racist.
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
You wouldn't know from these Tweets by a BBC reporter that small boat crossings are down by almost a half compared to the same period last year
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 21/07/2026
lmao
A photo of Neil Armstrong on the moon. Trump's awkward pose from Spain's World Cup win has been added to it, alleging that Trump would have tried to steal the spotlight from Apollo 11 if he could have
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 19/07/2026
Half-time show sneak peak #WorldCup
Little and Large and Roy Jay
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Robin Wigglesworth @robinwigglesworth.ft.com · 19/07/2026
Some notable exceptions but my impression:
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Imagine being such a preening self-obssesed narcissistic cunt that you make Infantino look graceful.
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Fifthcolumnblue @fifthcolumnblue.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Argentina.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Here I am in 2017 pretending I hardly knew George Cottrell, the convicted fraudster who calls me "Daddy" and was my right hand man and a key fundraiser during the Brexit campaign.
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Sunder Katwala (sundersays) @sundersays.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The Norweigan Ambassador to the UK
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Nigel Farage - who has not held a single constituency surgery in Clacton since getting elected - complains that people are 'showing contempt' for Clacton voters ... meme via Truth Against Hate
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pjlonbs.bsky.social @pjlonbs.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Burnham is a unifier.
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Dashingclaire @dashingclaire.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
#WorldCup - sports not politics
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
How strong is that fan?!?
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Jessica Elgot @jessicaelgot.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Scoop from @joshhalliday.bsky.social Reform activists urged to divert from GM mayoral by-election to help Farage in Clacton. Leaked WhatsApp: “The message could not be more clear. We now need all of our fantastic activists to come and help us in Clacton.” www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Reform activists urged to switch focus from Manchester to Farage’s Clacton contest
Exclusive: Party hoped to mount serious challenge in mayoral race but attention has been diverted to Essex
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Liz Webster 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧🇪🇺 @lizwebster.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
🤩 🤩 🤩 Count Binface odds slashed from 50:1 to 5:1 overnight and Daily Mail poll has him in the lead for #ClactonElection @countbinface.bsky.social Vote here 🔗 www.dailymail.com/news/article...
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Reform Party UK Exposed @reformexposed.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Finish him, Count Binface.
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Looking at the stars @lookingatthestars.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Passing this most excellent image on
Sorry, I don't have a credit for this image, recalling the Batman & Robin meme, of Count Binface slapping Nigel Farage
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
One of Count Binface's slogans, Vote for the bin, not the rubbish.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
"Hands up if you called a by-election to distract attention from your dodgy finances but ended up running against a bin and looking like a right dick"
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Rob Baron @rob-baron.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It's rumoured that Dusty Bin is about to declare his candidacy for the Clacton by-election, "I believe the good voters of Clacton deserve a choice between 3 rubbish candidates" said the aging refuse receptacle
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Sir Basil @sirbasil.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Binface v Bin Juice
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Robert Shrimsley @robertshrimsley.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Your occassional reminder that the Midas touch was a curse, not a blessing.
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scarey @whistlingspy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Count vs cunt
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Malcolm V Tucker @tuckerslaw.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Cometh the hour, cometh the bin.
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Poster promoting Count Binface, in the famous Obama style
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Lul @lullulham.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Me phoning in to @lbc.co.uk tomorrow when Honest Bob Jenrick is standing in for @mrjamesob.bsky.social
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Clown Laughing and Pointing
ALT: Clown Laughing and Pointing
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 08/07/2026
Bin frogface poster
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Reform Party UK Exposed @reformexposed.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
IN THE BIN
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
"Now say a mob of 50 people attacked you and wrecked your car but you didn't bother reporting it!"
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
On my way, Clacton.
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Remember the Iranian School that Trump bombed? CNN just reported that Trump’s military commanders ignored warnings that their intel on targets in Iran were OUTDATED and then approved the strike that hit the school, killing close to 200 people, including well over 100 children.
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