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Bart Ender

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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 2h
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 11, Episode 1
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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 13h
"Once you've been shopping for pc parts you'll never stop wanting to beat Sam Altman to death with your bare hands."
- ANTHONY BOURDAIN -
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Bart Ender @pizzapadawan.bsky.social · 3h
Hank Green enters his graffiti writer era
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Bart Ender @pizzapadawan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You find some wonky shit on Pinterest man. Spike Spiegel ain't never said that shit
A screen grab of Spike Spiegel from Cowboy Bebop smoking a cigarette shirtless from episode 1 of the series, with the quote "Stop waiting for the right time, time isn't waiting for you." subtitled onto it. He didn't say that. And if he did and I just don't remember, he still definitely didn't say it in this episode.
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Bart Ender @pizzapadawan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm absolutely that annoying millennial that's constantly talking about how much better anime looked when it was still hand-drawn in the 90's, but if you watched Yu Yu Hakusho and took notice of how fucking gorgeous the color palette and animation and backgrounds are you'd get it OKAY???
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Bart Ender @pizzapadawan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Noted. My local comic shop has the manga and I've been wondering whether or not I should *pull the trigger* on it 👉😎👉
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Charlie, the Killer Klown from Outer Snark @themesnark.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah I'm DTF! Down To Fsmooch my homies!
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
PEDOPHILE
DOWN!
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𝕾𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊 𝕳𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖊 @strangehouse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gotta catch ’em all
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Bart Ender @pizzapadawan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I use "worst case Ontario" instead of the actual phrase. Probably haven't said "worst case scenario" in like 10 years.
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The Trailer Park Boys Ricky Lafleur
Alt: An animated gif of Ricky from the show Trailer Park Boys in the bike section of a store saying "Worst case Ontario, you get caught, you just cancel the cheque."
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Rii Abrego @riibrego.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
happy october! #art (wallpapers below!)
A drawing of black cats climbing in a pile of pumpkins
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sk-Chloe-ton SCARES through it @monktvofficial.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
they should make a cigarette for your penis i think
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(PEPEGR∆PHIX) 📺✨ @pepesalot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I made a thing for my gunpla. ✨
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Action Shakespeare 🐙🤤 @thatgalinthehat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Environmental storytelling at the elementary school
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Bart Ender @pizzapadawan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*creepy voice* "DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGE?"
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Bart Ender @pizzapadawan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Trying to explain to my mom what yaoi is: "Isn't that what they call Jesus sometimes?"
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Herky the Hawk Red Oak, IA
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
rewatching fmab and just remembered this
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sense of taste
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Michael Russo @russohockey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
www.nytimes.com/athletic/763...
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Matt Boldy knows how good he is and what a bargain he is. He just doesn’t need to tell you (Gift Article)
Boldy is coming off a year in which he won Olympic gold and set new career highs in goals and points.
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Bart Ender @pizzapadawan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
F U C K
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 6
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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TAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you can’t even write jokes better than this
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A football player says "glad you're here in the USA for football season, Junji Ito. Let me show you how to throw a perfect spiral." The football plater throws the ball. Ito is mesmerized. Spirals appear in his eyes and he sweats profusely. We zoom in on his face in an extreme closeup as the intensity of his terror increases.
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Bart Ender @pizzapadawan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
God dammit I liked ONE yuri post and all the sudden my Discover feed is covered in hentai. My lobster too buttery
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Bart Ender @pizzapadawan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me and who
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Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Alternatively, you could use WordArt

I'm not even joking!
This is literally cooler, aesthetics be like that

AI art is so rancid it caused a cultural inversion
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 24/09/2026
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Bart Ender @pizzapadawan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I love that the tracklist in the 2nd one is a bunch of serious song titles and then "Hermione Granger" lmao
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National Security Counselors 🕵 @nationalsecuritylaw.org · 24/09/2026
I love this story. I also learned something new today. And I barked out a surprised laugh at the end.
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 4, Episode 10
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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Bart Ender @pizzapadawan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yaoi Gagarin
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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"we've heard you, and we understand that you're upset that big tech has put poop in your food. That's why we're putting 100% open source poop into your food instead."
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Bart Ender @pizzapadawan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He moons the opposing trainers after the battles
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I write words on anime girl pictures @kawaiibossbaby.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i'm sorry white boy you made me do this
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m sorry
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So I’m supposed to tell a patriot, who wants to serve and protect his country by the way, that he cannot due to he’s balls deep in a dog
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Bart Ender @pizzapadawan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Holy shit is that Candlejack? I forgot about h
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Bart Ender @pizzapadawan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"WatchMojo really fell off" is an absolutely fascinating take
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Bart Ender @pizzapadawan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Remember the episode where Hank gets absolutely yolked and then shows Bill his dick
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Bart Ender @pizzapadawan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sid Meier's Hellraiser
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Bart Ender @pizzapadawan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm more floored that there's a fucking game called CUSTOM HOBO I am HOWLING
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We Geek Girls @wegeekgirls.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
‘Batman: The Animated Series’ premiered on this day 34 years ago! (September 5, 1992) 🦇 Created by Bruce Timm & Eric Radomski. Voice cast: Kevin Conroy, Arleen Sorkin, Mark Hamill, Efrem Zimbalist Jr., Loren Lester, Bob Hastings, Robert Costanzo, Richard Moll, Mari Devon, & more. #OnThisDay #BTAS
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