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Bart Ender

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Rii Abrego @riibrego.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
happy october! #art (wallpapers below!)
A drawing of black cats climbing in a pile of pumpkins
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sk-Chloe-ton SCARES through it @monktvofficial.bsky.social · 10h
they should make a cigarette for your penis i think
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(PEPEGR∆PHIX) 📺✨ @pepesalot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I made a thing for my gunpla. ✨
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Action Shakespeare 🐙🤤 @thatgalinthehat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Environmental storytelling at the elementary school
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Bart Ender @pizzapadawan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Trying to explain to my mom what yaoi is: "Isn't that what they call Jesus sometimes?"
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Herky the Hawk Red Oak, IA
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
rewatching fmab and just remembered this
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sense of taste
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Michael Russo @russohockey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
www.nytimes.com/athletic/763...
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Matt Boldy knows how good he is and what a bargain he is. He just doesn’t need to tell you (Gift Article)
Boldy is coming off a year in which he won Olympic gold and set new career highs in goals and points.
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Bart Ender @pizzapadawan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
F U C K
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 6
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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TAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you can’t even write jokes better than this
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A football player says "glad you're here in the USA for football season, Junji Ito. Let me show you how to throw a perfect spiral." The football plater throws the ball. Ito is mesmerized. Spirals appear in his eyes and he sweats profusely. We zoom in on his face in an extreme closeup as the intensity of his terror increases.
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Bart Ender @pizzapadawan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
God dammit I liked ONE yuri post and all the sudden my Discover feed is covered in hentai. My lobster too buttery
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Bart Ender @pizzapadawan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me and who
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Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Alternatively, you could use WordArt

I'm not even joking!
This is literally cooler, aesthetics be like that

AI art is so rancid it caused a cultural inversion
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 24/09/2026
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National Security Counselors 🕵 @nationalsecuritylaw.org · 24/09/2026
I love this story. I also learned something new today. And I barked out a surprised laugh at the end.
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 4, Episode 10
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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Bart Ender @pizzapadawan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yaoi Gagarin
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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"we've heard you, and we understand that you're upset that big tech has put poop in your food. That's why we're putting 100% open source poop into your food instead."
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I write words on anime girl pictures @kawaiibossbaby.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i'm sorry white boy you made me do this
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m sorry
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So I’m supposed to tell a patriot, who wants to serve and protect his country by the way, that he cannot due to he’s balls deep in a dog
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Bart Ender @pizzapadawan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Remember the episode where Hank gets absolutely yolked and then shows Bill his dick
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Bart Ender @pizzapadawan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sid Meier's Hellraiser
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We Geek Girls @wegeekgirls.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
‘Batman: The Animated Series’ premiered on this day 34 years ago! (September 5, 1992) 🦇 Created by Bruce Timm & Eric Radomski. Voice cast: Kevin Conroy, Arleen Sorkin, Mark Hamill, Efrem Zimbalist Jr., Loren Lester, Bob Hastings, Robert Costanzo, Richard Moll, Mari Devon, & more. #OnThisDay #BTAS
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i love that this has had literally no impact on my day lol
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 20/08/2026
“Hey, Richard! Your stupid dog’s following us again!”
“Hey, Richard! Your stupid dog’s following us again!”
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Neal Agarwal @neal.fun · 02/09/2026
Made a sketch artist game where you have to draw the character based on witness testimony neal.fun/unusual-susp...
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Mike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
‘You can’t own a game’ rendered like the old anti piracy ads
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/08/2026
macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
made this edit in a fit of rage
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Pizza Time Catlin, IL
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Andrew 🐻 @awd.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Eyepatch Wolf @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ever found yourself walking down the street and wondering "man, which do i like better, the ancient Japanese art of Sumo Wrestling, or the animated work of Don Hertzfeldt?" WELL BOY DO I HAVE THE PODCAST FOR YOU youtu.be/XMyJjNRxGQU?...
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Sumo Wrestling vs Don Hertzfeldt
YouTube video by Versus Wolves
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 8, Episode 2
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 26/08/2026
in a record store with my kid and their friend, and the friend mentions that she's looking for an ICP record because her grandpa likes them. The math checks out but it still blows my mind that someone's grandpa is a juggalo
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Double Fine @doublefine.com · 26/08/2026
It was hard enough losing Dolly yesterday. ☹️ And now, we cry a sea of black tears for our very own Doviculus: The irreplaceable Tim Curry.  May these beloved legends rest well, as we carry their spirit forward~   🩷🖤
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title above the first two panels reads, "Dog Toys".
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a bone shaped dog toy. She says, "Look!"
The second panel shows a dog wagging its tail. There is a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It squeaks!"
The title above the last two panels reads, "Cat Toys".
In panel three we see Sarah again. She says "Come, child."
Panel four shows a cat raising its paws in glee. We see Sarah's hands holding cat nip. We see a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It is time to do drugs".
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Mr. Tyler CroOoOoOoOok @mrtylercrook.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My favorite Dolly Parton meme.
A twitter interaction where someone posted a photo of Dolly Parton looking hot as hell in black and red lingerie. Someone else replies to the photo with "Well then wha the hell did Jolene look like???"
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no, im jory @jory.zone · 26/08/2026
going through old bad images i made
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Alissa Wilkinson @alissawilkinson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I think about this a lot. It can be hard to remember sometimes but once you’re in the habit it becomes automatic. You could spend your whole life complaining about little things other people do but it’s way more fun to compliment people
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Bart Ender @pizzapadawan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Every once in a while I check in on the current state of the AAA games industry by watching some Geoff Keighley event, and today's Gamescom once again reaffirms to me that indies are still mostly the only thing worth paying attention to. Today's theme was "Which AI slop Elden Ring game do you want?"
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