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Phlegmmanuel

@phlegmmanuel.bsky.social
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name's mark. mostly here to stay up to date in the worlds of politics and sports. he/him/his

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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this is the most embarrassing timeline
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
ME: if a girl school shooter has another girl at gunpoint and asks her if she believes in God does it pass the bechdel test like what's our stance on god and gender here ALISON BECHDEL: You play with the world like a mere kitten whose eyes opened yesterday, in your ignorant violence
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
valuing hustle unfairly privileges Indian supremacy over indigenous White ways of knowing
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Nick @seahawksnerd75.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Entire ownership group filled with the dumbest motherfuckers ever I’m crying
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/10/2026
trying to explain french-canadian politics to me, an american, is about as productive as trying to teach linear algebra to a dog
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/10/2026
“we can fantasize about raping people on livestream but if anyone thinks anything bad should happen to us as a result we will try to get them fired” sums up the state of right wing “intellectualism” pretty well
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Pa-‘Trick-Or-Treat’ Barron 🐻〽️ @bluebarronphoto.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Minnesota winning the jug at home felt like a reminder that college football still has a soul. Look at these kids. Look how excited they are. They went feral to get that trophy. The fans rushing the field were ecstatic. This here is what it’s all about. This meant the world to them.
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Like I truly don’t understand how you could have been anywhere in the vicinity of Springfield Ohio even before the election and thought that he’d only go after “criminals.” Trump, Vance, and CO werent subtle in the slightest. I can only really conclude this was a lie the median voter told themselves
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Thicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I just want Michigan to be good at offense. I am going on 15 years of fandom here I’ve seen 13 good defenses and like 2.5 good offenses. It can’t be this fucking hard. There are good players on this team!!!
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hard to think of a cartoon that better sums up the mind of a Trump voter than this
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
DID YOU KNOW: Minnesota football is undefeated since PJ Fleck anointed himself with the blood of one of his players 
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 04/10/2026
I can't get over the fact that he thinks daylight savings is bad because you have to climb up "high and dangerous steeples" to change the clocks. Like a fire engine full of cats has to go out and they climb the ladder like in a Richard Scarry drawing
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 03/10/2026
Dissent is not tolerated on Bluesky. Discussion is strictly limited to the wokist orthodoxy of the far left flank of the Democratic Party
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
there’s no reason for the death penalty to exist
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 01/10/2026
I mean, we had some of the most devastating violence that Europe has ever seen because of the printing press so if we’re going to use these metrics I don’t think we should let it off that easy
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Erin Grievances @erinbartram.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it would change nothing but it would still be stunning and important to see someone brave enough to withhold communion to certain justices over this
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s really stupid that we let someone get rich for making Facebook, do something important like making skittles
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You kinda have to admire it as a work of the hater's craft. Most people when they hate fall on the easy stuff. You're stupid, ugly, mean, have a yee-yee ass haircut, etc. Buddy really woke up and said he was going to call Will Stancil an illiterate for not referencing the Russo-Japanese War daily
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 30/09/2026
The two Republicans who helped write the college sports bill were the Atlanta Hawkeyes man and the Basketball Ring man booed by his constituents on College GameDay because his presence is Texas' most notorious sports curse. We're in great hands
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 30/09/2026
The guy who proclaimed the Iowa Hawkeyes are the Atlanta Hawks also said a month ago that anyone who thinks Michigan fans say "beat Ohio" doesn't know ball. The absolute goat in the crowded "Republicans don't know ball" marketplace. Yes he voted for his govt to control college sports, why do you ask
The Hawks/Hawkeyes guy accusing libs a month ago of not knowing ball

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@Eric_Schmitt
“Beat Ohio?”

Tell me you don’t know ball with saying you don’t know ball.
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
finally, a good threads post
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
we really need to start calling out these conservative christians for just straight up not believing in christianity. if you don’t believe christian teaching, nobody is forcing you to call yourself a christian! free yourself!
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Legendary, 10/10, iconic noise
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
these agents require extremely detailed parameters explicitly establishing guardrails in front of every possible Forbidden Shortcut individually to stop them from driving through hospitals, but are intentionally being provided parameters that fail to do this. it's not rogue AI, it's rogue companies
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sky Presence (Morning), by Richard Pousette-Dart, 1962–63, 📸 by @erikrole.bsky.social
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Lyta 🐅 Dangerous Fictions is OUT 🐅 Gold @lytagold.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hate this weird dance around pop culture things where 1) you’re a snob if you don’t try it 2) you’re a snob if you try it and dislike it 3) if you actually try it and like it, then you’re a midwit. Can people just develop their own taste already
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You: neckbeard, lives in parents' basement, keyboard and fingers crusted over with Cheetos dust Me: looks sharp as a tack, happily married with two kids, uses chopsticks to eat Chester's Reserve: Artisanal Cheese Plops
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The mistake they made with the last three movies is that they had a great charismatic cast but then let JJ Abrams tell them what to do and suddenly everyone is in gifs looking confused and upset
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PGA Tour Offseason Insider Meghan McCain @hotsprotstakes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@bythebelt.bsky.social
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
whenever you're down multiple scores in the final minutes it's good to make an endless series of 4-yard gains inbounds
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think this counts as a DOINK! off a railing?
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John Morrissey @usltactics.com · 27/09/2026
watching soccer
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
donald trump is selflessly running the country into the ground to stop republicans from getting elected
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 27/09/2026
Fresno State's new stadium entrance, featuring a tractor (Case IH model) leading the team onto Valley Children's Stadium
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
shanley tucci
@markpopham.bsky.social
boy the words "Mannheim Steamroller" really do not prepare you at all for the music you are about to hear. if you asked someone who hadn't heard Mannheim Steamroller to describe what kind of music it would be they would never get it right in a million years
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Phlegmmanuel @phlegmmanuel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Iowa winning a game on a 91-yard 2 minute drill... Western Michigan winning a game with less points than their opponent... now all these things will be lost... like tears... in the rain... time to die
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Caleb @dawgfromcanton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There are QBs who just Benjamin Button their way through college, unlearning the fundamentals and losing knowledge and refinement year after year. Mateer is definitely one of those.
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 27/09/2026
How can there be a Star Wars 10 when there was no Star Wars 9
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this is wrong for several reasons, chief among them the fact that at least one person is on record saying L. Ron Hubbard was good at sex
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hockey bear dot space @hockeybear.space · 27/09/2026
Biff Poggi needs to pay more attention to women's sports imo
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David Ryan Miller @davidryanmiller.com · 25/09/2026
If the ballroom construction is such a sensitive national security matter, why is Trump inviting the Chinese delegation on a tour???
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is all right-wing politics is now, a guy who's killed tens of thousands of children complaining about podcasters
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
nice to see the GOP finally get around to addressing affordability www.usatoday.com/story/shoppi...
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Ticket prices drop as Trump plans to attend Tennessee vs Texas football
Tennessee vs. Texas football tickets are dropping in price even as President Trump plans to attend. See start time, prices and details.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They’re also things you can borrow from your local library for free.
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