Thicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 23hDamn yeah that’s crazy that being hated by the political establishment is good that’s wild 0161
Thicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Normally it’s really stupid to fire a coach after one year but Whitt 1. Is 67 and was never gonna be here more than 3 years 2. Was hired by a lame duck AD 3. Is staring down the barrel of a 6-6 season and a prove it year 4. Is in a new program/state for the first time in his life 4191
Thicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026How bad does Whitt want to keep doing this at 67. I get the vibe that he thought this would be a nice fun retirement gig and now he’s getting yelled at constantly 0230
Thicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I know a lot of you will say “hey aren’t you the guy that always wants to fire coaches?” A. Yes B. I’ve never been wrong C. When the value proposition was “I’m the adult in the room” and this is what it looks like I think we’ve seen enough here 3191
Thicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026All they had to do was tag the run game that’s worked for 5 years with some RPOs and QB runs and chuck the ball to their two studs every once in a while. Does being Michigan’s offensive coordinator just make you stupid? Why can’t anything be easy? 2395
Thicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I just want Michigan to be good at offense. I am going on 15 years of fandom here I’ve seen 13 good defenses and like 2.5 good offenses. It can’t be this fucking hard. There are good players on this team!!! 2352
Thicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Great thread. Beck has completely fucked the offense in a way I really did not even imagine he’d be able to 1312
Thicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Every time they run right at a team they move then and every time they try to run jet motion it’s mega tackled for a gain of 1 by every player on the defense 0240
Thicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026A criticism I had of Utah’s offense coming into the year was that it’s very gimmicky. It feels the same way this year but with personnel that doesn’t fit. Even when it’s looked good it’s not because of stuff that’s in the offense it’s because of them doing stuff he’s not really used to doing 0102
Thicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Last week I preached patience this week I’m out. It can’t ever look that bad. That’s just not acceptable. Minnesota is not that good 7331
Thicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The offense is bad in a way that defies comprehension. I genuinely cannot believe how bad this shit is and how mad I’m getting at these fucking losers 1350
Thicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Alright rooting for the W vs msu but lose the rest. Miss a bowl, Whitt can go into the sunset, and the new AD can hire their own guy 8201
Thicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026There was not a single play where Bryce was asked to read the middle of the field. Minnesota was sitting on the out routes all day. What the fuck was the point of any of that man holy shit 2314
Thicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This team looks like it’s coached by a 70 year old who’s totally checked out 7485
Thicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026That’s the worst offensive game I’ve ever seen called. Beck seems unaware that he can throw to the middle of the field. Bryce was awful. I don’t get it man. There’s no reason they should be this bad 4465
Thicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Worst offensively called drive I’ve ever seen 3271
Thicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Michigan has plenty of time and they’re acting like it’s desperation move 1140
Thicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This and the WMU game are two of the worst called offensive games I’ve ever seen. Beck was good against Iowa i just don’t fucking know 2161
Thicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Nobody respects the perimeter threat from this offense because they’re just chucking ends upfield to defeat that motion. You have to go away from it 1110
Thicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Play action 2nd and 10 everyone flying upfield what is the point of this dude 0181
Thicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026PJ fleck has this offense in a grocery bag man just pack it up 180
Thicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The fake wheel on 3rd and 8 is so ridiculous man 0100
Thicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Beck has called an awful game today. There’s just nothing going on. Everything is so fucking gimmicky 4400
Thicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This team feels cursed since the UTEP game 3150
Thicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Special teams have been bad all yeah besides the actual specialists. I don’t need Kuzdzal back there costing us field position and I don’t need marsh back there doing whatever it is he’s trying to do. Catch the ball. 2180
Thicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Your punt returner should just be a guy who catches the ball. Whoever the guy is who catches the ball the best it’s that guy. If you can’t catch the ball then you cant return punts 8522
Thicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The shit you are allowed to say about Muslims on national television would not be tolerated for any other ethnicity in America 0190
Thicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Like is that PI by the letter of the law? Yes. But Snowden won that rep and then the guy fell over. That guy wasn’t getting open 0180
Thicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026There needs to be a rule in football where it’s not PI if you win your rep 0171
Thicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Very ncaa 27 coded interception. “Hmmm I’m running for 6 YPC but I’m getting bored, this play looks fun!!!” 2242
Thicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Blind play action screen when you’re blowing Michigan off the ball is so nasty good lord 0271
Thicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Btw that’s the answer in the red zone. You can just smash the ball forward with Bryce and Marshall 2180
Thicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Way more fire zone from Jay this game. He knows Drake can’t move and he’s just showing him a bunch of different pictures and daring him to make a read 0140
Thicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The whistle we’ve gotten this year is crazy 1130
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Thicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Playing a wing T team running for 10 YPC down 20 when u just wanna go home brother I’ve been there that’s prnnsylvania high school football im having Vietnam flashbacks 2200
Thicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Ok we lost the war on the controversial twitch streamer that most people don’t really care about what if we pick our next fight with a universally loved figure who’s 1000x less objectionable 0143
Thicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Can we stop interviewing the same 7 people in Michigan to give the false impression that democratic Jews in Michigan are split on sayed? Jews in Michigan will vote for sayed just like Jews in New York voted for Zohran because American Jews are not a monolith. We have to stop perpetuating this 2230
Thicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My problem isn’t the pandering it’s the fact that the JCRC does actusl material things like funding IDF propaganda tours of Gaza and go after kids wearing Palestine shirts in public schools. It’s a betrayal of the people who got him elected. The synagogue security and the other stuff is fine. 032
Thicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Re: zohran’s antisemitism initiative I basically agree here. I’m not sure what the actual impacts will be but it’s not unfair for people to greet any “efforts to combat antisemitism” with immediate skepticism given the last 3 years of it being used as a bludgeon against the entire left 220
Thicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Any time there’s a pundit calling out antisemitism on the left (which does absolutely exist) and then you check their post history and there’s not a single other mention of Gaza in any other context I do the big “hmmmm” thinking face 0100
Thicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’m a very serious libertarian thinker who believes in personal liberty above all else and is naturally distrustful of the government and my opinion on the most powerful and well funded/resourced intelligence agencies in history is that they’re actually not that big a deal 0100
Thicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The only thing I’ll say about Greek life writ large is that if you told me you wanted to ban all frats and sororities nationwide I’d be totally fine with that but it would not meaningfully change the rates of campus sexual violence which are a male socialization problem and not just a frat problem 290
Thicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Jalen Hurts is not good at football I don’t care how many games he wins I can watch football with my eyes and see the world as it exists 020
Thicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I have Ohio state fan mindset for the eagles. These guys are fucking losers I don’t care how much they win 050
Thicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Always good to remember that the immigration crisis isn’t real and immigration as an issue impacts like 4 towns in Texas. It’s made up. You can ignore it 1200
