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Pete Lawson

@peteyjlawson.bsky.social
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Professional pedant. Likes television. #LFC #AEW #WhateverIFindAmusing

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 13h
He just can’t help himself
Han shooting first cartoon
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Nick Hilton @nickfthilton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For 'professional' reasons, I am a member of lots of small town Facebook groups. This bloke has been appearing in towns across Sussex (Horsham, Redhill, Crawley, East Grinstead) with no apparent explanation. This is precisely why I stay subscribed to these groups.
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Svetovid @svetovid.bsky.social · 22h
Well, that's a hell of a thing to leave next to a statue of Joan of Arc.😏
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
chat is this good
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A customer just tried to use an employee discount code that ChatGPT gave her. I work at a high-end clothing store and clocked in to my manager telling me about the most unhinged interaction from yesterday. A woman walked in asking if she could use a 40% off code she got online. We don't have any sales running, so my manager looks at the screen and realizes ChatGPT straight up handed this woman a real employee's internal ID number.
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I’ve never seen a meme that embodies my very essence before.
YOU TRIGGERED MY FIGHT OR FLIGHT RESPONSE
AND PM A FLIGHTLESS BIRD!
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maffew going to MAGFest @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
During the commercial break on AEW Collision, PAC rolls to the outside to let the commentators know what he thinks about Ace Austin's kicks
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Mystery Wrestling @mysterywrestling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
BROTHER VS. BROTHER. London Lightning vs. Storm Ryder at #MysteryWrestling30 in Gatineau, QC! Tickets available at mwtix.com LIVE & FREE on Sunday, Oct 11 at 5 PM ET ON: www.twitch.tv/eviluno www.youtube.com/live/SNUM8mb... #MysteryWrestling
Brother vs. BrotherInternational start times
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Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
With alt text. I know someone who actually did this
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On my first big overseas client conference, I was at a dinner seated next to a drunk client who kept trying to fondle me under the table. I was young, distressed, and had no idea what to do. I moved my legs as far away from him as I could, moving into the space of the man next to me, who then started patting my legs! The Regional Manager was a French woman who caught my eye, gestured for me to go to the bathroom and when I came back had switched chairs with me. What happed next was epic. A few minutes after I sat back down, she raised her hand with his hand captured in hers and announced loudly "Does anyone know whose hand this is? I found it in my lap." There was dead silence at the table. She threw his hand back at him and said calmly "next time I pick it up with my fork." Then she started a new conversational thread and things moved on. After the meeting she found me, gave me a hug, and said seriously "Never be afraid to make some noise. It is their shame, not yours."
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Black folks don’t hang themselves from trees.
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All Elite Wrestling @allelitewrestling.com · 28/09/2026
A Tribute to PAC #AEWDynamite – This Wednesday, September 30 at 8e/7c on TBS & HBO Max This Wednesday, All Elite Wrestling will honor the life, career and legacy of one of the greatest people we've ever known, PAC. Join us for A Tribute to PAC, this Wednesday Night!
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Pete Lawson @peteyjlawson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
RIP Pac. Lost for words, just terrible news.
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Pete Lawson @peteyjlawson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My money's on Isla... #MysteryWrestling
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Mystery Wrestling @mysterywrestling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
TODAY! #MysteryWrestling29andhalf from Glasgow, Scotland is LIVE & FREE! Featuring Sasquatch vs. Johnny Mystery FOR ALL THE MARBLES! Evil Uno & Jon Cruz on commentary! WATCH it at 5:00 PM ET ON: www.twitch.tv/eviluno www.youtube.com/live/eS_N1ig... The rest? It’s a MYSTERY! #MysteryWrestling
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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Holly Brockwell @hollyqueenofspayeds.com · 26/09/2026
We're trying to find a home for, and I quote, "the Pissfingers of cats." Any takers? ❤️
Three screenshots of our facebook post about Jaffa Cake the unlucky mogJaffa in his cone of shame
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RoseTintedSpectrum @rosetintedspectrum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's all gone to the dogs today...
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WOOF! Was... A LOT Worse Than I Remember
YouTube video by RoseTintedSpectrum
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Mystery Wrestling @mysterywrestling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This Friday, #MysteryWrestling has a MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT at 12:00 PM ET. Stay tuned to all our digital platforms for more details. Thank you to all of you for getting us here, we can’t wait to share the announcement!
Mystery Wrestling has a major announcement
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Pete Lawson @peteyjlawson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yes, Andrade got his old music back! #AEW #AEWCollision
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Is YOUR teen texting like a millennial? LOL - lumbar, oh lord DIAF - dentist! Incisors are fucked! AFAIK - Asprin for aching, irritable knees YMMV - you moved my varifocals ROTFL - Really ow, this fucking lumbar
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
100% the vibe that Lanterns poster gives off
A two panel cartoon the first showing someone peeing at a urinal, and a second person walking past.  Second panel shows rhe second person peeing at the Urinal next to the first.  Underneath that is the Lanterns poster with Hal Jordan looking straight forward and John Stewart giving him the angry side eye, the ol’ hairy eyeball.
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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kid was asking some pointed questions about how babies are born which led to me drawing the best picture I’ve drawn in my life
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Pumpactionmusket @pumpactionmusket.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Holy shit. All of the submission videos are just being uploaded immediately at the bottom of the webpage without any moderation whatsoever. Somebody is getting fired for this. openforlegends.guitarcenter.com/campaign/ope...
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Tom Coates @tomcoates.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
No idea of provenance or authenticity but it made me laugh a lot, so sharing.
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AEW On TV @aewontv.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tonight is for you We honor our fallen friend Andy "The Butcher" Williams as #AEWCollision is live on TNT and HBO Max
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The Turbo Times @turbotimes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the nightmare will soon be over turbo team. we are almost there. keep the faith, join the crowd and do not give up the fight. fri day night
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RoseTintedSpectrum @rosetintedspectrum.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's TIME for more Bernard's Watch, only... What the hell is happening, and why are aliens involved?
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I Have No Idea What This Show Even Is Any More...
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Future me watching temporary -productivity-burst me commit to meetings and calls.
A small machine, the front resembles a smiling face, and its back reflected in the mirror behind it resembles a horrified face.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 10/09/2026
I've decided it's name is Cilla
The terrifying house doll hosting Blind Date
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Big Green Books @biggreenbooks.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is a cool way to support the amazing RNLI. They're called "Betty's 5p pots". You can pick them up at RNLI shops (or you can use a jar of your own!) You collect your 5p's in it & when it's full, you drop it into them and they replace it with a new pot. Just thought i'd mention it.
A small jam jar, with a Lifeboats sticker on the lid. Next to it is two 5p pieces.
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Pete Lawson @peteyjlawson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #Godzilla #Gojira www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw0Y...
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GODZILLA MINUS ZERO | Official 1.43:1 Trailer | Filmed For IMAX
YouTube video by GODZILLA OFFICIAL by TOHO
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Bluey Theroux As requested by Alex Charles Painted on Microsoft Paint
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Crimson Mayhem @crimsonmayhem.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Introducing the BEEP BEEP Choir from Coyote vs ACME!!
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I know directors who use subtlety and they're all cowards
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Oeming @oeming.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
You need this today I promise #metallica
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Scarred For Life Books @scarredforlife.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
AEON FLUX (1991): Peter Chung's eye-melting, jaw-dropping MTV animation series about a secret agent in a dystopian future. The original, shorter episodes all ended with Aeon dying in a variety of outlandish ways. Chung went all-out with experimental storytelling: check out the start of this clip!
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Michael crichton was 6'9" when he wrote Jurassic park. Imagine the dinosaur adventure Robert Wadlow could have wrote. 

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (6'1"): The Lost World (1912)
Michael crichton (6'9"): Jurassic park
Robert Wadlow (8'11"): ???????????
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cee @cee.wtf · 04/09/2026
throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
To promote record, I offer you a Slavic Country version of Fugazi's Waiting Room
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 19/08/2026
People who don’t know the difference between ‘entomology’ and ‘etymology’ bug us in ways we cannot put into words.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I met a dolphin the other day, and we got along so well. We just clicked.
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
😦
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RoCktHiS_mIkE @rockthismike.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Wrestling it gets you in the feels, man 🥹 #AEWAllIn 🤼
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Pete Lawson @peteyjlawson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
AND NEW!!!!! #AEW #AEWAllIn
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Pete Lawson @peteyjlawson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Y'know, Kenny Omega and Will Ospreay might be quite good at this pro wrestling thing... #AEW #AEWAllIn
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Pete Lawson @peteyjlawson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I know you're heeling it up, but you can't make me hate you, Kenny... #AEW #AEWAllIn
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Pete Lawson @peteyjlawson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
There are too many people next to ringside here for this to not get fucky... #AEW #AEWAllIn
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Pete Lawson @peteyjlawson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If you don't have Battle Cry on your 'getting shit done' playlist, I don't know what to say, I can't help you. #AEW #AEWAllIn
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Pete Lawson @peteyjlawson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Bruv. Bruv. What a fucking entrance. #AEW #AEWAllIn
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Pete Lawson @peteyjlawson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
AEW does not skimp when it comes to music... #AEW #AEWAllIn
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Pete Lawson @peteyjlawson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
And new... #AEW #AEWAllIn
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