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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 28/09/2026
LA RAMS KICKER: Hey I'm a great big fat guy named Harry Mevis. Is that a problem for anybody? ME: Nope. All good on my end 👍
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mister peanuss @peanuss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
fuck yeah! rest in pissssssssssss!
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jessebrukman.bsky.social @jessebrukman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No lie, a lawyer friend represented a guy who had his dick n balls destroyed by an exploding toilet. It happens!
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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mister peanuss @peanuss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the state of Israel is a rabid dog
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper. 

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling. 

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anthropic comes out every few days and is like “Our system accidentally stole all of the classified government files from England” but it never comes out and says “Our system cured pancreatic cancer on accident” I think that probably tells us what they are planning to use it for
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ceej @ceej.online · 19/09/2026
drummers sit down because they’re the laziest member of the band
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 25/03/2024
WORF: Captain, an unidentified vessel is on an intercept course.
PICARD: Send a hail, Mr. Data.
DATA: Yes sir.
DATA:
DATA: Sir, the vessel has left us on read.
PICARD: Hail them again.
DATA: The vessel has turned off read receipts, Captain. However, our sensors indicate they are still communicating with other vessels.
WORF: Outrageous! Arm photon torpedoes!
PICARD: Belay that order.
WORF: But Captain! This is a great dishonor! We can clearly see them posting but they do not respond to our hails!
PICARD: They do not owe us the emotional labor of a response, Mr. Worf.
RIKER: Mr. Data, can you check if they've made any wideband subspace vagueposts since we hailed them?
DATA: There has been one vaguepost, sir, referring to a "rando" vessel that is "obsessed" with them.
PICARD: Arm photon torpedoes.
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mister peanuss @peanuss.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this might be one of the saddest posts of all time
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 06/09/2026
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
ED 209.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/09/2026
i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job
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crankscorpio.bsky.social @crankscorpio.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
disgusting individuals we cannot allow inside the Democratic tent
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mister peanuss @peanuss.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
you can always tell somebody has made a really great point when they turn replies and qts off. if it wasn't really smart there wouldn't be so many dum dums telling them to fuck themselves!
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
(magician who slept funny) For my neck's crick,
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
peggy in the zordon tube from power rangers
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Lilly Wachowski @lillywachowski.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Grimace in sunglasses looking cool as the other side of the pillow is poised at the open door of what looks like a corvette-like kit car. Xe(Grimace is non binary) has a full purple shake that rests on the roof of the sports car. There is a purple gel over the image. A low mist clings to the ground. Is this a dream? Or has this mythical badass been conjured? The song “I need a hero” is most likely blazing on xir am/fm radio.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
new reaction video just dropped
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
i had a vision
the "soldier protecting a sleeping child" meme. a cartoon of a guy dressed in camo kneeling with his arms akimbo blocking a sleeping child from an onslaught of money, dollar signs, and stacks of cash.
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mister peanuss @peanuss.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The oldest most tired man in the world is my president
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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mister peanuss @peanuss.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
it all started when i got my first roller backpack at 13
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mister peanuss @peanuss.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
most American movie ever made
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
hey, remember: don't eat anything and don't breathe
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mister peanuss @peanuss.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Dick Gas
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mister peanuss @peanuss.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
when's the last time George Lucas did some shit that didn't suck?
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
We just don’t say it enough. The constitution is horse shit
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 14/07/2026
Time keeps on sippin...into the future
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
welcome to the Age of Diarrhea
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FDA's war on public health is about to end. This includes its aggressive suppression of psychedelics, peptides, stem cells, raw milk, hyperbaric therapies, chelating compounds, ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, vitamins, clean foods, sunshine, exercise, nutraceuticals and anything else that advances human health and can't be patented by Pharma. If you work for the FDA and are part of this corrupt system, I have two messages for you: 1. Preserve your records, and 2. Pack your bags.
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mister peanuss @peanuss.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
it's crazy to hear about what that blackwater guy with the nazi tattoo did. i honestly can't believe it
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
new stephen king novel about nazi oyster farmer in maine that went overseas to kill people for money and came back hungry for power
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mister peanuss @peanuss.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
happy 4th
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
No better way to steal than free enterprise.
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IGN @ign.com · 02/07/2026
Minions director Pierre Coffin has confirmed in an interview that no minions have worked with Hitler because they were frozen "in that cave."
Minions Director Confirms No Minions Worked For Hitler

Via: Polygon
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 30/06/2026
Yes. Well.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Garrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital. CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one PELOSI: Take the shot
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 27/06/2026
“Good heavens, John! Call someone! ... The entire basement looks dry!”
“Good heavens, John! Call someone! ... The entire basement looks dry!”
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
An American just got sentenced to 30 years in federal prison for moving “Antifa” zines and there’s about 1000x as much media coverage of Trump’s reflecting pool 👍
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 25/06/2026
SoftBank’s investor presentation is one of the greatest things ever made. I’ve been thinking about it all day. These are the real slides shown in a speech where Masayoshi Son said he wouldn’t retire for at least another decade. The goose stuff is truly demented. Bravo group.softbank/media/Projec...
Internal mechanism
The True Source of Value
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Golden Egg factory inside the goose
What you see are the eggs
What produces them is the factory itself
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Egg
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Shareholder Value = 3 eggs
Goose was not valued
Goose value
0?
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Eggs do not lay eggs
3 → 74
Increase = 71
It was the goose that created value
74 - 3 = 71
Goose value
71
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
the people you're carrying water for are making those six figure payouts worthless anyway! you fucking clowns bow and scrape at the feet of these sicko pedophile robber barons while they raid retirement funds, bankrupt social security, and usher in hyper-stag-inflation. see you on the soup line
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mister peanuss @peanuss.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
THANKS A LOT FOR THE WORLD YOU ALL BUILT THAT WERE ALL NOW FORCED TO LIVE IN!
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Damn bitch you live like this with frog and toad
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im jared @mightnot.fail · 17/06/2026
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ceej @ceej.online · 16/06/2026
REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Democrats want you to believe that sending FIVE MILLION DOLLARS of YOUR tax money to MEXICO to “manage” the “Dick Exploding Spider” population is “normal” SAME SENATOR SIX MONTHS LATER: (walking like a saddle-sore cowboy) This is the greatest public health crisis of our lives,
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Charles Barkley: "I don't know if those (are) B's. They might be Cardi D's... I'm pretty sure those aren't B's... She's got the wrong initials."
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