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Paul Hutchison

@paulmhutchison.bsky.social
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New Jerseyan, illogical sports fan (Bills, Phils, Bulls, Brentford); despite working in advertising I still love TV and movies

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Paul Hutchison @paulmhutchison.bsky.social · 13m
Finally reading @nkjemisin.bsky.social’s The World We Make and…who’s to say he isn’t?
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Paul Hutchison @paulmhutchison.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
lol incredible day for the NFC East
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I named my dog "Nature" because he abhors the vacuum.
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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Paul Hutchison @paulmhutchison.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Went to Sabres and Bills this weekend and the Bills defense said
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Paul Hutchison @paulmhutchison.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bob Evans said fuck it
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Paul Hutchison @paulmhutchison.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh…oh no
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Paul Hutchison @paulmhutchison.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Phillies have the opportunity to do the funniest thing
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Paul Hutchison @paulmhutchison.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Getting an alert that the Phillies game is about to start while the Bills are losing to a shit Chargers team at home <<<<
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Paul Hutchison @paulmhutchison.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Great stuff, no notes, except fire everyone
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Paul Hutchison @paulmhutchison.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mattingly told us from the jump that he didn’t want this job and buddy, I’ve got good news for you. Nola on two days rest, fuck outta here. Embarrassing shit.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The White Lotus over the Leftovers this is my joker origin story
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 24/09/2026
True Life: I Have A Fun Weekend Planned And I Am Preemptively Exhausted By The Prospect Of It
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Paul Hutchison @paulmhutchison.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Go Phils
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Paul Hutchison @paulmhutchison.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
lol if we even make the playoffs at this point we are so fucked
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Paul Hutchison @paulmhutchison.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Holy shit
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LuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 18/09/2026
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Paul Hutchison @paulmhutchison.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@lukeoneil47.bsky.social what in the imagine dragons is this
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Paul Hutchison @paulmhutchison.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
She’s through waiting all day for Sunday night, she’s ready to fuck shit up (without cursing)
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm sorry what
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Paul Hutchison @paulmhutchison.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Oh my god direct hit
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Paul Hutchison @paulmhutchison.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tomorrow’s my birthday, I took the day off and am going to try to fit in at least three movies. The plan for now: Mission: Impossible - Fallout Kanopy wild card, see what I’m feeling Hot Rod
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Paul Hutchison @paulmhutchison.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Coyote vs Acme was really fun, glad we all got the opportunity to see it. Many highlights but I loved the needle drop on Roadrunner the Jewels (someday we’ll need a compilation of all the times that track got used in movies)
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 25/08/2026
one thing i learned from dolly parton, who wrote jolene and i will always love you in the same day, is that i could never do that
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Paul Hutchison @paulmhutchison.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Didn’t have the same visceral reaction to Dolly’s passing as many others but with every statement I read I get closer to bawling at work. What a legend. Eighty years but still gone too soon
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
LMAOOOOOOOOOO somebody finally asked the transphobes if they know any WNBA players besides and NOPE
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A lot of people in my neighborhood walk their dogs off leash like they're showing off how well behaved their dogs are, but what they aren't prepared for is how badly behaved my dog is.
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Paul Hutchison @paulmhutchison.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Disrespecting Jayden Daniels smh
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Avicii: Ohhhhh Sometimes I Get a Good Feeling Yeah BlueSky Reply Guy: Well, not all of us can have a good feeling under capitalism
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 09/08/2026
might be recency bias but i’m honestly not sure if i’ve ever seen an NFL alternate uniform get absolutely shit on by everybody as hard as the bills are eating it rn. and that’s really something bc there are so many bad black helmet alternates right now
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 05/08/2026
media when maga wins an election: we must travel the country and speak to these voters and extend empathy to them and give credence to their bigotry and false beliefs media when the left wins an election: is this the end of the american experiment
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Paul Hutchison @paulmhutchison.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Iron Man: Not a Great Plan
ALT: Iron Man: Not a Great Plan
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Pat Gallen, CBS Sports Philadelphia @patgallen.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Joey Votto: 7,000 words about what Bryce Harper is looking for on the next pitch John Kruk: "Have you ever eaten funnel cake out of a shoe?"
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 19/07/2026
0 survival instincts 100 friendship instincts
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Christopher Nolan
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Mike @85mf.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Yeah I mean the explanation is pretty believable given his track record of not really understanding what he’s doing about a lot of things
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Natasha Kindred @thehoursgodsends.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Horrible new bullshit from the sea every time. It’s never ‘oh we found a new pink fish that is so happy’ it’s always stuff like this, the crush-depth screw-headed dongwongler, and it’s got to have big long creepy bits. Sick of the ocean tbh.
A photo of a Magnapinna squid captured by a deep sea drilling company.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
superman
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Dan Devine @yourmandevine.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy Independence Day, from the god Jack Handey.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
the kelce bros tearfully disassembling their bunk bed
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Paul Hutchison @paulmhutchison.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Wtf Tom Delonge's Mullet Look
ALT: Wtf Tom Delonge's Mullet Look
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Paul Hutchison @paulmhutchison.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
gm
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Paul Hutchison @paulmhutchison.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Been thinking about this Big Bad tease they keep doing and…is it the Shadow King? Sadie Sink could still be Jean Grey as Professor X definitely has history with SK, and there’s your X-Men intro
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Codify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
the last three Phillies-Nationals games were insane
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
pickle juice official making the run for the cramping referee
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/06/2026
pulling this shit in indie ball is grim. hating gay people so much you'd rather go back to working at autozone than be a professional athlete is insane
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Paul Hutchison @paulmhutchison.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Just saw it and couldn’t agree more. Real “who is THAT” appearance. No surprise she’s a former reporter I guess but man she killed it
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Tracy Morgan: "New York City that's where King King died... and we told Godzilla you next motherf*cker. You, the three headed monster, the flying turtle, all y'all can all get it."
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Just experienced the movie Weapons in real life walking around my neighborhood. (A bunch of kids came running down the street acting weird.)
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Paul Hutchison @paulmhutchison.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Genuinely happy for Knicks fans
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