paulcamislairy.bsky.social @paulcamislairy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I love B&S, Legal man is ace. #totp 010
Reposted by @paulcamislairy.bsky.socialMichael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Most TV is just this now. 17572511994
paulcamislairy.bsky.social @paulcamislairy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Episode started with preview if c coming up, which is odd, we've had two songs introduced by Leo Sayer and now a comedy interlude after Reid talks about boxing? This episode feels like a knock off program made by a different channel; everything about it is a bit off. 000
paulcamislairy.bsky.social @paulcamislairy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026That's annoying, Oasis are on top of the pops, there's no rubbish to put out and I've just been for a wee. #totp 000
Reposted by @paulcamislairy.bsky.socialBertha Mason @thornfieldhall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The Great British BAKING SHOW?static.klipy.comConfused Paul HollywoodAlt: Confused Paul Hollywood from The Great British Bake Off. 061
Reposted by @paulcamislairy.bsky.socialRuss Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Good. Now arrest those who were with him for conspiracy, and then arrest those who tried to set fire to a hotel for arson. And then proscribe the group as a terrorist organisation. Which is what you are if you use violence for political ends. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...theguardian.comPolice arrest far-right activist Daniel Thomas after dinghy slashed in ChannelThirty-seven-year-old in custody on suspicion of crimes including criminal damage with intent to endanger life 1123014851
Reposted by @paulcamislairy.bsky.socialBladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 23/09/202630 years ago Spitting Image dared to broadcast the truth about Israel. Now no one dares. 8313150
paulcamislairy.bsky.social @paulcamislairy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Today's Derby result was not down to VAR or poor finishing by United forwards, it was all on the manager. United were gifted an 11-10 advantage that gave them an extra man in midfield, Carrick decided to sacrifice that advantage and leave it even in midfield with four up top. 100
Reposted by @paulcamislairy.bsky.socialPo-LINA-tergeist 👻 لينا @agirlcalledlina.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Just leaving this here 4838931357
Reposted by @paulcamislairy.bsky.socialBobby | DJ BobaFatt @bobafatt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Remember when Nigel Farage was more than happy to publicly big up the IRA for £74. The fuck you think he'll do for £72 million.. 7775230
Reposted by @paulcamislairy.bsky.socialRuss Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 12/09/2026£72 million from 2 individuals - both of whom have faced questions about money laundering, both of whom live/d overseas to avoid tax - is not compatible with democracy. I don't care if it's Reform, Labour or whoever. We can't function like this. Not for long. So how do we fix it? My plan: 551289422
Reposted by @paulcamislairy.bsky.socialUnklerupert @unklerupert.uk · 10/09/2026Mad heatwave so recent yet now it’s starting to get a bit chilly Billy of an evening 081
Reposted by @paulcamislairy.bsky.socialBladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026In 2 years lets look at what Keir Starmer did. Water Companies, force you to give them a massive pay rise. Energy Companies nothing. House building nothing Supermarket profiteering nothing. NHS, nothing He had all the power and he let the billionaires do whatever they liked 1213856
Reposted by @paulcamislairy.bsky.socialSimon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 31/08/2026She's thinner in real life than I'd imagined. 134152
Reposted by @paulcamislairy.bsky.socialNick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 26/08/2026It's weird how sometimes brothers look nothing like each other. Like Gary Busey and his brother Krissaka. 3406
Reposted by @paulcamislairy.bsky.socialjoffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Finest graffiti ever… 319454
Reposted by @paulcamislairy.bsky.socialJason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 24/08/2026See people who can’t notice ads for modern publications without being consumed by 36-year-old comedy references? That’s you, that is. 5479
Reposted by @paulcamislairy.bsky.socialGeordieRacer🖤🤍 @geordieprancer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Fuckinggggg...... WOW 👌 #NUFC 🖤🤍 2242566
paulcamislairy.bsky.social @paulcamislairy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026So we are all clearing out any City players from fantasy teams then. #thefootball #fantasyfootball 000
Reposted by @paulcamislairy.bsky.socialAthena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Nigel Farage straight up lied about why he didn't go to the declaration and not one publication I read called him a liar. Not one. 'Essex Police said, he said' bullshit. No enquiry about E and D putting him in the position that he's in. No race theorists saying this is typical behaviour of his race 431189
Reposted by @paulcamislairy.bsky.socialRichard Smyth @rsmythfreelance.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I GOT A MESSAGE FROM THE GOVERNMENT THE OTHER DAY I OPENED IT READ IT IT SAID THEY WERE SUCKERS ALSO THERE WAS AN URGENT RISK OF WILDFIRES 520261
Reposted by @paulcamislairy.bsky.socialChauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Norris McWhirter would be so conflicted. 19504108
Reposted by @paulcamislairy.bsky.socialStephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 10/08/2026(Had a few requests for prints of this one so I now have a limited edition print of it available in my shop. Link in my bio.) #comic #cartoon #comedy #sketch #language 11491113
Reposted by @paulcamislairy.bsky.socialGreenBat @reremousevert.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Alternatively - suppressing freedom of expression is expensive, Govt wastes public funds on authoritarian policy. 031
Reposted by @paulcamislairy.bsky.socialBladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Tommy Robinson sent a letter to himself, he meant to log out and send it from a different account. But he didn't. Don't RT 🤣 62612339
Reposted by @paulcamislairy.bsky.socialEmma Monk @monkemma.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Do you want to hazard a guess at what this “jaw-dropping” list of freebies included? What luxuries asylum seekers might be being given “for free” in Thetford? Xboxes? Plasma TVs? iPhones? Ferraris? Let's take a look👀 🧵 1/22 671254656
Reposted by @paulcamislairy.bsky.socialGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Well said, Stuart bsky.app/profile/nett... 04910
paulcamislairy.bsky.social @paulcamislairy.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Privatisation does not work, that UEFA know this but no UK government in 40 years has worked it out is staggering. 0216
Reposted by @paulcamislairy.bsky.socialZack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Half of the country is in "exceptionally serious drought" - putting us at more risk of wildfires and threatening our food security. Meanwhile water companies are wasting a staggering 2.87 billion litres of water every day through leaky pipes. Time to end water privatisation. 751960630
Reposted by @paulcamislairy.bsky.socialSooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Queen shit, son. Sooz Kempner: Imposter is at the Edinburgh Fringe 15th-23rd August @ 12.30pm. TICKETS: www.edfringe.com/tickets/what... 014120
Reposted by @paulcamislairy.bsky.socialPublic Benjamin @publicbenjamin.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I thought Philp wanted all boats blasted out of the channel by the French? No pleasing some people. 051
Reposted by @paulcamislairy.bsky.socialRandahl Fink @randahl.bsky.social · 27/07/2026The International Olympic Committee is lifting the suspension of Russian boxers while Russia is bombing the old boxing center in Kherson. The IOC is on the wrong side of history. 33882472377
paulcamislairy.bsky.social @paulcamislairy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026When Portugal were labouring and Ronaldo looked gone it was all the press wanted to talk about; tumbleweed when its Messi looking like your nan playing through a heatwave. #spaarg #worldcup2026 000
Reposted by @paulcamislairy.bsky.socialIan Stone @ianstonecomedy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026If this match was designed to make Americans completely lose interest in football so they never have the World Cup again, I'm all for it 17512
paulcamislairy.bsky.social @paulcamislairy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Imagine if this was a competitive match, would be an all timer! #thefootball #fraeng 000
Reposted by @paulcamislairy.bsky.socialTax Justice UK @taxjusticeuk.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Our democracy is for sale. Our politicians are being bought. Now the Elections Bill has been delayed, Burnham has a choice: strengthen it & kick Big Money out of politics, or water it down & let the super-rich continue eroding our democracy. Act now: actionnetwork.org/letters/our-... 411479
paulcamislairy.bsky.social @paulcamislairy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Not controversial, better team won, at least we have nothing to complain about. #ENGARG #WC2026 000
Reposted by @paulcamislairy.bsky.socialEnough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Fuck off Tuchel Get him sacked 051
paulcamislairy.bsky.social @paulcamislairy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Tuchel has lost this game. Could have brought on fresh legs on the wing so we are not just inviting wave after wave of attack, now when the inevitable happens they have strikers and we have Dan Burn on the pitch. Poor game management. #ENGARG #WC2026 010
Reposted by @paulcamislairy.bsky.socialBladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Thames Water claims it is going bankrupt, again, with £20bn in debts. So it needs bailing out, again, so it can hike its bills by 40% in April, again. Don't, let them go bankrupt. As soon as they do it all becomes Government property with no debts. Nationalisation for free. 1327385
paulcamislairy.bsky.social @paulcamislairy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Is Simeone any good, or are Argentina just trolling us? #ENGARG #WC2026 100
Reposted by @paulcamislairy.bsky.socialDavid KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Lord Nelson, Lord Beaverbrook, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Attlee, Henry Cooper, Lady Diana and Maggie Thatcher all getting nervous right now. 3458
Reposted by @paulcamislairy.bsky.socialNick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 09/07/2026🎶I'm a bitch, I'm a mother I just ate Brian Glover I'm a xenomorph in space Look at his gurning face🎶 837291
paulcamislairy.bsky.social @paulcamislairy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Brilliant from Novax, but a five hour quarter final probably means he's out next round. Still, he is one of the most extraordinary sportspeople I have ever seen. 000
paulcamislairy.bsky.social @paulcamislairy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026No, turns out you rule out an Egypt goal for a tug 100 yards from goal, ignore an identical incident going the other way and let nature take it's course. I hate this world cup. #worldcup 000
paulcamislairy.bsky.social @paulcamislairy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Ducks sake #wordcup #thefootball 010
![Print of a comic strip by Stephen Collins. Script is as follows:
1
[Scene is a GREGGS interior. A lone MAN, the only customer in the shop, is standing at counter]
MAN:
Please can I have a sausage roll.
2
GREGGS SHOP ASSISTANT:
Certainly sir
[She pulls a leaver on the panini machine and WOOSH the man disappears through a trapdoor].
Whoosh
3
[The MAN appears through a chute in an underground bunker. A voice from off-scene greets him]:
Welcome, friend
4
[We see the voice is of a military-looking resistance COMMANDER with a moustache]
COMMANDER:
You said "please can I have" instead of “can I get”…
So now you're one of us.
5
MAN:
W-where am I ...?
[We see him looking at a hi tech UNDERGROUND MILITARY BUNKER - it has resistance vibes, and has lots of screens with maps etc]
6
COMMANDER:
You've joined the resistance…
...against people saying things all American.
7
COMMANDER:
We are an underground network of sleeper agents poised to have a right go at young people the moment they say "mom" or "bangs”.
8
LIEUTENANT [Staring at screen]:
Agent 244 has just given a Zoomer in Halifax the “could/couldn't care less" speech, sir
COMMANDER:
Very good
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[Show the map of the UK with digital pop ups on it saying ‘GOTTEN’, ‘ZEE’, ‘MATH’ etc
COMMANDER:
You may have heard our name... We are...
10
COMMANDER:
...the Fight Against New Yankee Pronunciations and Americanisms Corrupting the King's English!
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[Show the military command center panel. It says on the wall in big metal letters]:
F.A.N.Y.P.A.C.K.E.
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MAN
You've called yourselves the 'Fanny Pack'
COMMANDER:
We didn't spot the acronym
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