joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Postman Pat + Hitler = Jacob Rees-Mogg 010
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026One of my favourite newspaper stories ever… 000
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Well who'd have thought it. Pat and Mrs Goggins are exactly the same weight... 020
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Thankfully, the old guy who collapsed on the luggage carousel at Gatwick today, is slowly coming round… 010
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I have a spider living in my wing mirror and they come out every morning at the same part of my journey. I have named them Biddy Baxter… 000
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Still from an episode of Give Us A Clue… 000
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026We said goodbye to Beanz last week, but this week we say hello to Sparks and Nelly. Two 6 month old sisters who nobody wanted because they’re black and white. So we’ve given them a home… 230
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Changes to Snakes and Ladders are to be made across the board. 000
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026@ricardoautobahn.co.uk This came on in the car just now and I wondered you thought of it? I’ve always thought it a bit Cuban Boys/Autobahny. Rate it? Or think it’s shite? 110
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026We have two new cats. Here’s one of them and I really want to call her Sparks… 010
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Got to love Oxfordshire. As well as Piddington, we also have Tiddington, Kiddington, Kidlington and Kirtlington. Oh and two Woottons… 000
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It was the end of the road for our cat Beanz today. I wrote this about him… 040
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Let me be the unexpected item in your bagging area... 000
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026How about a fart that sounds like Chris Isaak? Coming right up… 020
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Things I was frightened of as a child: *White toilets with black seats *Noseybonk *That photo of the ghost of a monk in Newby Church *My dad *Stephanie Vockins (despite having a crush on her) 020
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Congestion on dual-carriageways wouldn’t be half as bad if people in German cars didn’t keep changing lanes every 2 minutes because they think the other lane is going marginally quicker - only to discover that it isn’t and subsequently change back again… 000
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 08/09/202611 years ago today since I desecrated the guest book at Norwich Cathedral… 031
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026She’s hiding it well. Consummate professional… 031
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Genuinely considering cancelling #HelloFresh after seeing the atrocious naming of this dish. Slaw is bad enough, but come on…! 031
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026How much more proof do people want that there’s no god? Currently watching a crime show about a church-going 19 year-old girl who has “a very strong faith” who god allowed to be raped, stabbed to death and then set on fire on her own bed… 000
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Ride On Time really is the finest example of sampling of all-time… #TOTP 040
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Stop teasing us with Sydney Youngblood and just play it… #TOTP 000
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Why does the N’ in Guns N’ Roses only have one apostrophe? #TOTP 020
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Someone at Le Groupe Bel missed a trick for an advert: Babybel:.Your own, personal cheeses… #TOTP 000
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I Need Your Lovin’ was a cracker. Why do we not hear it anywhere anymore? #TOTP 041
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026It’s Prince, with Kiss1999Medley… #TOTP 000
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Numero Uno was, and still is, fucking brilliant… #TOTP 041
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Richard Marx later teamed up with Skid Row to form the supergroup Richard Row… #TOTP 041
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Great song, but the line “whatever it takes, or how my heart breaks” is utter drivel… #TOTP 000
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The fuck are sliced cookies, Bruno? #TOTP 000
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I can’t think of Marillion without thinking of Viz regularly printing a picture of Fish with his cock out… #TOTP 030
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026It annoys me that this got to No1 yet Am I Losing You by Cynthia Schloss got nowhere.. #TOTP 000
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026For a lead track off a new album, Rage Hard was poor… #TOTP 010
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Only time I want to hear You Give Love A Bad Name is when it’s part of Halcyon (Live)… #TOTP 000
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Has someone glued Jon’s teeth together? #TOTP 020
